Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Nipple sucking by a teacher in Zoom class. Fugitive sends police a better selfie for his mugshot. 10.05.2021 24:56

Ohio fugitive sent the police a selfie because he didn't like the mugshot they were sharing of him. Chernobyl spirit beverages were seized by Ukraine security. NYC Spanish teacher caught sucking topless man's nipples during classroom Zoom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show y...

Florida woman throws her Whopper, yells racial slurs. Principal whacks student while mom records it. 07.05.2021 17:45

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for throwing a Whopper at Burger King employee. Florida principal whacks a student while mother records it. Florida police installed a child seat instead of giving out a ticket. Floridaman impersonated a police officer in order to handcuff his neighbor over loud music. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I belie...

New trend: Getting high by eating raw rotten meat. Police ask kids to stop playing nude Nerf Wars. 06.05.2021 23:01

New trend of people eating eating rotten meat to get high. Police ask students to stop playing nude Nerf Wars. Man wielded his colostomy bag at police at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where yo...

Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft and animal sacrifice. Foolish lady learns what ghosting is. 05.05.2021 21:48

Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft. Lady reported her boyfriend missing and police inform her he doesn't exist actually. Belgian farmer moved the French border by mistake. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Edible insects sold in vending machines. Cult leader found mummified wrapped in Christmas lights. 04.05.2021 13:24

Cult leader found mummified and wrapped in Christmas lights in a home. Massachusetts pizza shop owner used fraudulent PPP money to buy an alpaca farm in Vermont. Edible insect vending machines are popular in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Man broke into woman's home to steal her sex doll. Trillions of cicadas will be making sweet love. 03.05.2021 17:16

Man broke into woman's home and stole her sex doll. Elderly couple used military Morse code training to escape assisted living facility. Trillions of cicadas about emerge from a 17 year underground sleep to mate. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the...

Drunk Florida model offered to bang all the police. Florida lady choked and bit her Uber driver. 30.04.2021 23:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman closed and bit her Uber driver. Florida private school tells vaccinated teachers they cannot be around the children. Shirtless 19 year old Florida man wields knives and yells "I am a world famous wrestler!". Drunk Florida model offered strangers lap dances in public and asked the police if they wanna bang. 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes will be released...

Man builds a poop wall after dispute with neighbor. Man smuggled 35 birds inside his clothes. 29.04.2021 22:31

Man builds a wall of poop after property dispute. Man arrested at the airport after 35 birds found hidden inside his clothes. Man living alone on Italian island for 32 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive from bombs. 28.04.2021 15:49

Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive. Japanese woman accused of stalking the police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you...

Man trapped on Chinese boyband reality tv show. Winning race dog tests positive for meth. 27.04.2021 24:14

Russian man trapped on a Chinese boy band reality tv show for three months. Greyhound race dog tests positive for meth. Rental car shortage in Hawaii leads to Uhaul moving truck rentals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

Man arrested for dating 35 women for the birthday gifts. Lady charged with felony for unreturned VHS 26.04.2021 20:41

Japanese man arrested for dating 35 different women so he could get max birthday presents. Woman charged with a felony for 21 year old unreturned VHS tape. Bowler fills bowling ball with his father's ashes and bowls a perfect game. // Make sure I’m on the Listen app Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserve...

Fake Florida witch stole all the money. Couple tried to get married in someone else's mansion. 23.04.2021 25:38

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hit by a flying turtle. Florida woman promised witchcraft but instead stole a lot of money. Florida couple tried to get married in mansion that wasn't theirs. Florida woman thinks a baby dinosaur ran through her yard. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spi...

Man skipped work for 15 years and still got paid. The mystery of the shaved cats and the blue dogs. 22.04.2021 19:13

Dogs are turning blue and pink in Russia. Mystery of the shaved cats in a Virginia neighborhood. Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod...

Get married at an active volcano. Transgender teen has two funerals as parents disagree on gender. 21.04.2021 16:51

Get married next to an active volcano cuz it's cool! Taiwanese man marries same woman 4 times for extra marriage leave time. Trangender teenager has two funerals because the parents disagree on the gender. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird A...

Scientists love dirty underwear! Crystal meth found in a breakfast taco. 20.04.2021 17:27

Scientists are burying 2,000 pairs of underwear in Switzerland. Elderly woman dropped off at the wrong house by an ambulance. Breakfast taco full of crystal meth found at the airport. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where y...

Woman sprays her breast milk at strangers at a festival. You can sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5k. 19.04.2021 23:43

Woman caught on video spraying breast milk around at a California festival. Tampa Bay Lightning hockey will let you sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5,000. Investigation after horse seen being washed at a car wash in Mass. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joi...

Floridaman humps a tree then punches a cop. Man crashed his motorcycle with a baby in his lap. 16.04.2021 18:55

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police are looking for a driver that jumped a car over the drawbridge. Naked Floridaman hip thrusts a tree then punches a cop in the face. Floridaman begins a 130 mile journey across the state in a lawnmower. Floridaman on a motorcycle crashed with a baby in his lap. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dos...

Women tried to use $1 million bill at dollar store. Life sized teddy bear is walking from LA to SF. 15.04.2021 22:23

Mystery tree beast turns out to be a harmless croissant. Two women tried to use a $1 million bill at the Dollar General Store. Life-sized teddy bear walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Man gets naked on flight and asks for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus. 14.04.2021 17:08

Man gets naked on a flight and asks the staff for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus statue. Bill Gates wants to spray dust into the atmosphere to block out the sun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

World's fattest rabbit has been kidnapped. Ladder may be the official tool of Tennessee bout why? 13.04.2021 13:35

World's biggest rabbit stolen. Ladder is the official tool of Tennessee. India arrests two guys who used monkeys to rob people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff h...

Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Police exercise a man to death for breaking curfew. 12.04.2021 20:23

Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Last shoots her gun off in LA traffic, asks if anyone would like to die today. Filipino man died after forced to do 300 squats by police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you...

Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs. 10.04.2021 16:50

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. Florida resort abruptly closes, kicks out guests after hotel is sold. Floridaman not wearing pants with a gun between his legs outside school. Florida woman beat her husband after he showed a nude pic of his late ex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily...

The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium 08.04.2021 17:54

Rwanda punishes married couples for breaking covid rules with a night in a stadium. There's a cannabis ambulance in Maine making house calls. Poland will offer pension plan for horses and dogs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport. 07.04.2021 16:33

Airlines pilot in Africa mistakenly lands plane at unfurnished airport. Robot AI makes piece of artwork that sells for $688k and is about to make music. Ketchup packets shortage because of the pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market. 06.04.2021 15:36

Family sues after California man dies in a taco eating contest. Heavy Metal band made up of cats releases a single for charity. Gwyneth Paltrow releases candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF Ne...