Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises. 05.04.2021 24:14

New Zealand town where Easter is celebrated by killing all the bunnies in the Great Easter Bunny Hunt. Baby has been born with three penises in Iraq. Funerals are keeping mariachi bands working during pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the We...

Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle. 02.04.2021 17:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida high school raffles off an assault rifle. Floridaman masturbates in Publix parking lot because at home he’d, “get caught.” Floridaman breaks world record seeing a movie 191 times in the theater (Avengers: Endgame). Floridaman geta a DUI while driving with his emotional support python. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I beli...

Bacon smelling shoelaces by Oscar Mayer. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo for sad businessmen 01.04.2021 18:19

Oscar Mayer offers free shoelaces that smell like real bacon. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo cheer up the gloomy business commuters each morning. Saudis can now get insurance coverage for their runaway maids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

International gang of Lego thieves. College bans the mullet. Women’s army underwear for the Swiss. 31.03.2021 18:39

French police crack down on an international gang of Lego looters. College in Australia bans mullets. Women’s underwear is finally available for Swiss army ladies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus epis...

Mafia fugitive found on cooking video starring himself. Humans could become venomous scientists say. 30.03.2021 12:19

Mafia fugitive caught after posting a cooking video starring himself. Tax preparer pulls gun on customer who complained about their refund amount. Venomous humans could become reality, scientists say. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF New...

Satan Shoes with blood inside for sale. Ravens are fat and stealing people’s groceries in Alaska. 29.03.2021 18:21

Anchorage Alaska Costco customers claim the ravens are stealing all their groceries. Nike has nothing to do with Lil Nas X and his Satan Shoes. Filipino man had a knife lodged inside his chest for 14 months without realizing it following stabbing.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

Florida mom with a boxing glove fights middle schooler. Naked Florida lady roams sewers for 3 weeks. 26.03.2021 21:08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom shows up to her daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove and fights a student. Naked Florida woman rescued after being in a sewer for three weeks. Floridaman shot his Floridaman neighbor in a heated dispute over ducks and geese. Pet frog from Florida is finalist to become next Cadbury Easter Bunny. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comed...

Viking funerals may be legal. Sex doll hotel shut down in China. Give me all your cats! 25.03.2021 15:20

Maine may allow Viking style outdoor funeral pyres. Michigan man wakes to an intruder holding a gun to his head and demanding both his cats. China’s first sex doll hotel is closed by police. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon w...

Penises are shrinking around the world because of pollution. No more using hypnosis to solve crimes. 24.03.2021 15:40

Penises are shrinking because of pollution. Texas Rangers will no longer use hypnosis to solve crime. Japanese CEO gives entire staff the day off to play Monster Hunter Rise videogame. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where y...

Witchcraft breast implants using mind control. Mule Festival sounds fun! Plague of mice in Austr 23.03.2021 21:04

Mouse plague grows to biblical proportions in Eastern Australia. Man in China claims to offer breast size increases using only his mind. Mule festival scheduled after mule day was canceled in Tennessee: // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

World’s first flying car airport. Dad arrested for bringing toddler into elephant habitat at zoo. 22.03.2021 17:54

World’s first airport for flying cars opens later this year in UK. Dad arrested after bringing toddler inside the elephant habitat at San Diego zoo. No screaming on the rides at California theme parks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF Ne...

Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket. Floridaman accused of sexing an Olaf doll in a Target. 19.03.2021 20:20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket during questioning. Floridaman named “Babycakes” caught naked outside apartment complex. Floridaman accused of sex acts with Olaf doll in Target. Florida mom and daughter arrested for rigging homecoming queen online election. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of w...

Please don’t change your name to “Salmon” for free food. Man failed drivers test for 192nd time. 18.03.2021 22:26

Polish man fails driving license test for 192nd time. Taiwan asks citizens to please not change your name to Salmon. P&O launches UK cruise nowhere for vaccinated passengers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. Japan has no guns and are now banning crossbows too. 17.03.2021 18:14

Japan’s gun laws worked so well they now must ban crossbows. Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. First Gamestop, now gorillas- Redditors are investing in saving apes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bon...

Sex worker with two vaginas shows the world. Pro-Meat Day versus Meatless Day as battle continues. 16.03.2021 18:00

Sex worker with two vaginas shares her rare condition on Onlyfans. Nebraska declares pro-meat say to combat Colorado meatless day. Teacher convicted of pouring liquid nitrogen on student’s groin as a demonstration. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Sperm bank on the moon. Psycho mom made deepfake nudes to harass her daughter’s cheerleading rivals. 15.03.2021 18:20

Mother of Pennsylvania cheerleader harassed her daughter’s rivals using deepfake nudes and videos. Two foot tall Indian man asked the police for help finding a wife. Scientists plan to send 6.7 million sperm specimens to be stored on the moon in a celestial “ark”. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserv...

Floridaman hides drugs in his hamburger. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with an angry cat. 13.03.2021 19:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman runs over gas pump then pulls out “Dank Gummies” instead of ID. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with a cat. Floridaman hides drugs inside his hamburger. Drunk driver crashes into car of drunk driving friend he was coming to rescue in Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af storie...

Turkey destroys dentist office. Ban on serving coffee in baby bottles. China needs more masculinity. 11.03.2021 20:55

Turkey breaks into dentist office and destroys everything in sight. Dubai bans new trend of serving coffee in baby bottles. China proposes teaching masculinity to boys as state is alarmed by changing gender roles. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the...

Satan tries to get laid on the subway/ Canadians hunt for the last boxes of this glorious cereal. 10.03.2021 16:28

Man dies after getting a three hour Covid erection. Canadians on the hunt for the last boxed of Kellogs cereal. Satan tries to get a date on the Boston subway. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Insects have gay sex accidentally and lots of it. Zoo tries to pass their security dog off as a wolf 09.03.2021 23:26

Billions of insects have gay sex accidentally a new study shows. Zoo in China tries to pass a dog off as a wolf. Panda Express employees forced to strip to underwear and give hugs as part of a cult like team building seminar. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by jo...

Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper! 05.03.2021 33:47

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman speeds 100mph through crash site high on coke with one sock says has business at the Ritz Carlton. 12 year old Florida girl sells stun guns to her classmates. Floridawoman attacks her cousin for playing same song on a loop. Floridaman jumped naked on his neighbors trampoline before breaking into home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a com...

Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA. 04.03.2021 21:22

Plane forced to land after car attacks a pilot. Karaoke singer fined for terrible ABBA and Dolly Parton songs spark over 150 local complaints. Indian residents hold entire family hostage for feeding stray dogs. Is it legal to feed them we ask? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Sh...

Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless. 03.03.2021 19:16

Mr. Potato Head will be gender neutral. Ohio State University offers seminar on how to get started in sex work. Woman goes blind after getting eyeballs tattooed. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod...

Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature. 02.03.2021 18:35

Japan asks China to cease giving their citizens anal COVID-19 tests when they enter. US doctor appears on live video court while still operating on a patient. Alabama woman faces felony charge after stealing neighbor’s goat and then painting it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines. 01.03.2021 20:52

Crayon eating marine launches edible crayon business. Divers steal beer aged by sunken ship off Argentina. Mom says Catholic school expelled her kids over her Only Fans account. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...