Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa? 16.06.2021 17:48

Police arrest fast food staff for not giving them free burgers. Man jailed for tattoo of Nazi symbol on his testicle. Petition urges Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale 14.06.2021 17:08

Tiktoker gets stuck in a folding chair during failed fetish video stunt. Lobster diver swallowed by a humpback whale in Provincetown Mass. woman missing since 2010 found secretly living at the neighbors house. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Wei...

Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf. 11.06.2021 20:29

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots boss after being fired. Floridaman crashes a plane getting tacos. Floridaman stabs Floridamen during miniature golf. Floridaman throws his baby at the police after a high speed chase. Florida woman sets a car on fire she thought belonged to her ex boyfriend but not. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your...

Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting. 10.06.2021 13:23

Retired nun embezzled nearly $1 million to fund her own gambling habit. France is sending a second Statue of Liberty to US. Shots fired after alleged Bigfoot sighting in National Park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my! 09.06.2021 18:21

Dog ejected from a car during crash was found days later herding sheep on a sheep farm. Woman late for her second day at a new job because of a cow invasion. Guys rushed to hospital after a whale lands on their boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago. 08.06.2021 15:56

Woman has a wallet she lost 46 years ago returned to her. Company is selling jeans that look like you peed yourself. Comedian dresses as Superman and tries to stop a bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bon...

Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery. 07.06.2021 25:22

EPISODE 1000 - Texas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be her own daughter. Osaka man charged after spitting in front of a store for nearly a year. Patient dies after security guard performs surgery at hospital in Pakistan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers. 04.06.2021 19:52

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida girl and boy, ages 12 and 14, fire AK-47 and other guns at police. Floridaman kills iguana, gets arrested, claims self defense. Florida woman that was rescued naked from a storm drain last month is saved again this time from a sewer in Texas. Floridaman takes 10 year old son on a drive-by paintball shooting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a...

House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone. 03.06.2021 16:13

Journalist has sex during her interview for a segment on a swingers club. Sheriff attacked by a flying dildo via drone. Bobcat causes high school panic, turns out to be a missing house cat.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k. 02.06.2021 15:43

Mayor resigns after claiming abduction by Satan worshippers. Italian artists sells his invisible "sculpture" for $15k. Bride dies during wedding and then sister takes her place. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...

Man finds dead lady stranger in his bed. Mullets and skinny jeans are banned! 01.06.2021 19:16

Texas man comes home to find dead lady stranger in his bed. Man jailed after he wrapped bandages around his head and took driving tests for others. North Korea bans Mullets and Skinny Jeans because they are foolish. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike. 28.05.2021 21:06

Florida Friday - Florida couple lured bears with donuts to set up dog attacks. Florida High school gets backlash after altering girls' yearbook photos to add clothing to cover skin. Floridaman hit father in the face with a pizza after learning he helped deliver him at birth. Drunk Floridaman says he was swerving because his truck was struck by lightning. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird ne...

Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single 27.05.2021 17:08

Man burned down his own trailer so his girlfriend couldn't move in with him. Woman jumped into the monkey exhibit at the zoo to feed them Cheetos. French films show way too much smoking they say. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pat...

Unathletic alligator escaped a "zoo". Woman makes facials with her own urine. 26.05.2021 17:57

Unathletic alligator escaped a zoo in Wisconsin. Woman swears by her urine facials. Red Bull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weir...

Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America! 25.05.2021 15:02

Indian couple get married in mid air aboard a plane in order to avoid Covid restrictions. Chicken wing shortage grips America tightly. Smart toilet recognizes your unique anus print and analyzes your poop. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird A...

Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo? 24.05.2021 14:54

Unemployed man almost does fasting 33 days for a Lamborghini for his girlfriend. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue in Spain. Siberia's annual speed grave digging contest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage. 21.05.2021 18:46

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman deputy sent sexual text messages to women he helped. Floridaman shot at bananaman during road rage. Two women steal beer bucket full of sex toys. Former Florida educator in trouble for pulling students' toes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your...

She used her buttocks to smother her husband to death. Decide what a stranger wears for a small fee! 20.05.2021 23:21

Indian man spends two weeks in a tree in order to isolate with Covid. 224 pound Russian woman killed her husband with her big buttocks. An app lets you take control of a stranger's life for a small few. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

We can breath through our buttholes everyone! Are you a hoarder? States with the most hoarders. 19.05.2021 16:13

Study shows mammals can breathe through their anus. The states with the most hoarders. Elderly tourists in China taken on a sales trip to a cemetery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Man and a bear run for governor of California. Blood drops from the ceiling onto woman's face. 18.05.2021 18:40

California governor candidate under investigation for his huge bear sidekick. Blood drips from the ceiling onto sleeping woman's face. Chinese safari park is very sorry for not telling everyone that 3 leopards escaped. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joinin...

Period blood face mask for smooth skin. Parking lot brawls over Pokémon cards at Target. 17.05.2021 19:48

Woman makes a face mask out of her own period blood. Target takes Pokemon cards out of stores after parking lot brawl. Company encourages employees to take a 30 minute masturbation break each workday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF New...

Floridaman stabs a guy with a swordfish. Woman posed as a high school student to boost her Instagram 14.05.2021 19:13

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stabbed with a swordfish. Florida woman smears her ex's car with bbq sauce. Floridaman robs bank and takes a taxi as getaway car. Florida woman trespassed at a high school to gain Instagram followers. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT...

Pizza cooked on a volcano is hot and tasty. 1,000 feral cats released to catch all the Chicago rats. 13.05.2021 19:31

Volcanic pizza is cooked at 1,000 degrees on a volcano in Guatemala. Doctors report increase in children swallowing magnets. 1,000 feral cats released onto Chicago streets to tackle the rat infestation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF N...

Lady wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery but she's she'a not Irish. How to quit smoking! 12.05.2021 16:21

Australian woman wakes up with a thick Irish accent following tonsil surgery. Man locked his head inside a meta cage in order to quit smoking. Owners of a bakery in Milwaukie print a burglars face in their cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Suspect and his pet tiger are on the lose! Missing woman found in forest says she just wants peace. 11.05.2021 16:16

Missing Utah woman found living in a national forest claims she just wanted peace and solitude. Manhunt under way for a suspect and his pet tiger in Houston. Scientists taught bees to smell the coronavirus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...