Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Teacher fed students sperm laced cupcakes. Wedding song choice leads to fastest divorce ever. 22.02.2022 18:21

Beekeepers turn to anti theft technology to protect their hives. Teacher fed her students cupcakes containing husband's sperm. Man divorced his wife in record time after she chose an inappropriate song at the wedding. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

Frozen penis doesn't deter Olympic skier. Volunteer to get strip searched at the new Swiss prison. 21.02.2022 16:32

Volunteers wanted to test a new Swiss prison. Olympic cross country skier suffers a frozen penis. Wordless bans "slave" because it's so offensive. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other we...

Drunk naked Florida sisters fight at Disney. Floridaman blesses everyone while stealing their money. 18.02.2022 20:10

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk naked Florida sisters brawl at Disney World. Floridaman arrested for trading vapes to smell minors' feet. Floridaman arrested for throwing cookies all over the gas station. Florida bank robber apologizes profusely on the way out of the bank. Floridaman has changed over 10,000 billboards. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I bel...

Tesla's are no longer allowed to fart at people. Zoo hired Marvin Gaye singer to put monkeys in mood 17.02.2022 16:44

US Government says Tesla vehicles are not allowed to fart at pedestrians any longer. Stanford zoo hired a Marvin Gaye impersonator to help the monkeys get it on. Google Maps led a groom to the wrong wedding and he nearly married a stranger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show...

Priest performed baptisms wrongly for 20 years. Thousands of drivers got license without a road test 16.02.2022 19:04

Priest resigns after learning he performed Baptisms incorrectly for 20 years. The Somerset lady ghost tells tourists to F*** Off. Four workers fired after thousands of Massachusetts drivers were given a license without passing a road test. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show y...

Penis reduction surgery to make an influencer more Korean? Perfume that smells like french fries. 16.02.2022 18:08

Transracial influencer will get penis reduction surgery to become more Korean. Crazy bell ringing priest terrorized entire village. Idaho Potato Commission launches French dry perfume. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Americans lost $1 billion to romance scammers. Queen launches her Royal Ketchup. 15.02.2022 24:56

Americans lost a billion dollars in Romance Scams last year. New Zealand police blast Barry Manilow music to flush out the protestors. The Queen is launching royal ketchup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get b...

Florida woman stabs her neighbors over leaves. Drunk man attacks diners and claims to be Mick Jagger 11.02.2022 17:47

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida bus driver accused of DUI with 40 students on board. Drunk Floridaman claimed to be Mick Jagger. Leaf blowing feud leads to Florida woman stabbing neighbors. Help Florida police send your ex to jail for Valentine's Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. S...

Pregnant woman put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Bored museum guard drew eyes on $1m painting 10.02.2022 19:36

Faith healer convinced pregnant woman to put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Security guard drew cartoon eyes on a $1m painting out of boredom. Horny line of bears launched by Build a Bear for Valentine's Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Ice fishing leads to prostitution, claims one mayor. Pillow fighting is an official combat sport. 09.02.2022 16:13

Mayor in Hudson Ohio suggests ice fishing leads to prostitution. Lady with a nut allergy kicked off a flight. Pillow fighting is now an official combat sport. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Oldest pub in the world is about to close. No more steroids testing in Major League Baseball? 08.02.2022 20:32

The oldest pub set to close after 1,229 years. Vets call for the end of flat faced dogs on greeting cards. MLB will stop testing players for steroids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and othe...

Lady finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. The end of the Space Station. 07.02.2022 15:46

The space station is going to die and here's how. Woman finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. Students protest the removal of chocolate milk from menu. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bon...

Floridaman attacked a lady with Ramen noodles. Floridaman stole a driveway. Drugs in the rectum! 04.02.2022 21:33

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tried to break into Target to steal flowers for his mom. Floridaman battered a woman with Ramen noodles. Floridaman charged with stealing a woman's driveway. Naked Floridaman drive around with wires on his penis. Search in Floridaman buttocks revealed drugs and more drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your...

No more guns at the amusement park? Scientists built a robot that can read the minds of humans. 03.02.2022 21:26

Scientists in China have built a robot that reads minds. Taliban are no longer allowed to bring their guns to amusement parks. Texas police department will text drivers their traffic tickets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon...

Ghost of a NASCAR driver told me to drunk drive! Doctors can prescribe you go get lost in the woods. 02.02.2022 16:24

Doctors in Canada can prescribe a year long pass to the National Parks for health. New law in Belgium gives federal workers the Right to Disconnect. Suspect in Las Vegas car crash blames it all on the ghost of a NASCAR driver. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by j...

Old sperm donor gives away his seed on Facebook. Man changed his gender to retire early as a woman. 01.02.2022 28:48

Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away for free on Facebook. Swiss man changes gender to retire early as a woman. Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'...

Royal poop protection for his majesty in North Korea. Transgender cow is about to be saved. 31.01.2022 23:36

Iceland preserves their last Big Mac meal for history. Polish activist is trying to save a transgender cow from slaughter. Kim Jong-un has bizarre rules protecting his royal poop. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'l...

Floridaman claims his bag of syringes is for fishing. Shirtless drunk man arrested over bacon. 28.01.2022 16:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk shirtless Floridaman arrested at Waffle House over bacon preferences. Drunk Floridaman arrested at Tampa airport. Don't Say Gay bill moved forward in Florida. Floridaman on drugs claims the bag of syringes are for fishing. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

Octopuses are aliens from outer space? Man set a bank on fire after being rejected for a loan. 27.01.2022 23:00

New scientific paper claims octopuses are aliens from space. Winter Olympics demands no hugging but will give out thousands of free condoms to athletes. Indian man set bank on fire after being denied a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...

Want some bodily fluids with your Air Jordans? Strange man snuck into a hospital to feed a baby. 26.01.2022 20:08

Footlocker manager in Canada ejaculates into sneakers. Stranger snuck into a hospital to feed a baby that isn't his. Catalonia will pardon up to 1,000 people accused of witchcraft. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'...

Men create AI girlfriends in order to abuse them. Huge Knob Throwing Festival has been canceled. 25.01.2022 17:39

Truck with 100 lab monkeys crashed and four escaped in Pennsylvania. Men are creating AI chatbot girlfriends and then verbally abusing them. Dorsey Knob Throwing Festival canceled because it's too popular. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird A...

Lady tried to buy a child off a mother inside Walmart. Doctor claims you can fart yourself blind. 24.01.2022 29:08

Texas woman demands mother sell her son at Walmart for $500k. Two men take corpse to post office to claim dead man's pension in Ireland. Doctor claims it's possible to fart yourself blind. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

Floridaman says he wasn't drunk driving, he was singing with eyes closed. Lady set own car on fire. 21.01.2022 25:14

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Airline pilot turned the plane around when Florida woman refused to wear a mask. Floridaman wasn't driving drunk, he was singing with his eyes closed. Florida woman set her own car on fire after being pulled over for erratic driving. Florida bill would allow cameras inside classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your...

Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. Sharks can turn into werewolves. 20.01.2022 17:02

Russian artist arrested for a poop snow sculpture. Sharks turn into werewolves under the full moon. Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod...

Cloning your deceased pet for social media is popular. Japan will now use the question mark. 19.01.2022 31:48

Cloning a deceased pet is popular with Instagrammers. Japanese government is now officially allowed to use question marks. Rap stars call for an end to using rap lyrics as criminal evidence.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon w...