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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a store and stole 20 left shoes. Floridaman accused of dumping scooters into Tampa Bay. Florida boy tells the police that his mother is actually drunk driving. Group of Men in Florida hacked gas pumps to lower the prices. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...

Abandoned "gay" dog gets adopted by gay couple. First patient to communicate by brain implant requests to listen to Tool. College professor sues students for posting exam answers online. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Rubber penis in a sex Ed kit causes controversy in India. Scientists translated a spider web into music. Funeral home sued for cremating someone that wanted to be raptured. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pat...

Alcohol free bar in Texas fuels the new sober curious movement. Woman looking for mystery man whose name is tattooed on her bum. Texas man kidnapped woman and forced her to go on a job interview with him. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

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Japanese teacher used a colleague's toothbrush 20 times. Putin and Kim Jong Un impersonators assist a Zelensky impersonator out of Ukraine. Medical student in India cheats on a test using surgical implants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...

Man claims his AI girlfriend saved his marriage. Santa Barbra may declare Chick Fil A drive thru a public nuisance. Steam trains are canceled by a museum that says it's rooted in slavery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon whe...

Japanese schools outlaw pony tails because it excites the boys. Wyoming state has a new app for claiming and eating roadkill. Man sued telemarketers over robocalls and won lots of money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

Camel escapes a petting zoo and kills two men in Tennessee. There are no 5 fewer Doritos in the bag and the cause is inflation. Principal fired for reading "I Need a New Butt!" to the students. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teacher bites students over jar of pickles. Floridaman tried to cut the gay out of his brother. Florida woman arrested for DUI for huffing deodorant. Naked Floridaman pooped on his neighbor's glass table. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPOR...

Wife shot her husband in the penis with a harpoon gun for not making dinner in Thailand. Ecstasy found in the Moet champagne. German Feminists start a petition to launch a vulva shaped spaceship. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pat...

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Personal trainer died from a caffeine overdose equivalent to 200 cups of coffee. Japan's Killing Stone has split and the fox demon may be among us. Endangered shark meat may be in your pet food. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Box of human heads stolen from medical truck in Colorado. Man marries triplets after sisters propose polygamy union in the Congo. Mail carrier accused of wild Turkey murder. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hid a smoking device inside her vagina. Intoxicated Florida woman grabbed a police officer's penis. Drunk Floridaman crashed a car and then got philosophical. Speeding Floridaman blamed Putin. Florida school employee fired for taping a student. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af sto...

Magpie outwit scientists by removing their tracking devices themselves. Wisconsin woman beheaded a man following meth sex killing. Private schools in India have a dress code for parents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

Bees are ejaculating to death during heatwaves. Students in South Africa are losing their minds over evil spirit attacks. Study shows washing dishes lowers the risk of heart disease. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where yo...

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman lured a food delivery boy back to her apartment for poppers and sex. Florida woman used Covid relief money to hire a Hitman. Florida will be among first states to try Hard Mountain Dew. Floridaman named Lo Key and his sidekick Monkey Man are wanted. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird a...

Double-proxy marriages on the rise in Montana. Metaverse allows children inside virtual strip clubs. Woman quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full time. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Man answered a fake job ad and ends up a blood slave in Cambodia. Pro eSports gamer terminated for remarks on short people. Family Dollar closes 400 stores over rat infestation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...