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Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon. Family tried to carry home an unexploded shell on the plane as a souvenir. Feminist witch protest kicks off May Day in Berlin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreo...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida sheriff tells people to shoot burglars to save tax dollars. Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. Floridaman pees inside the beer cave. Floridaman says he's Jesus, traps a minor in locker room for a kiss. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the We...

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Woman married her pet cat to avoid a landlord eviction. Saudi restaurant shut down for making food in the toilet for 30 years. Fan accidentally buys Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband tickets instead of the real Chili Peppers and is angry. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'l...

Japanese man married a fictional hologram singer. Woman rescued after falling headfirst into an outdoor toilet. Utah college offers course in pornography. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafn...

Senior citizen pleads guilty for having sex with a cat. Parking lot dubbed "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot. California man threatened to bomb Merriam Webster's Dictionary Co. over gender definitions. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes an...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Gatorland announces Gatorpalooza with a Floridaman race. Floridaman threatened a hotel employee with a wizard wand. Floridaman called the police on himself after keeping hostages for two days. Florida bride and caterer laced the food with cannabis unbeknownst to all guests. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show yo...

Haunted house customer shot a performer because he got scared. Baby born with two penises has one removed. Whitby Dracula festival invites vampires from all over the world to break a record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af ne...

Brazilian government bought $700k worth of penile implants for their military. Wanna buy a $800k home that comes with a stranger living in the basement? Why do our farts smell worse in the shower? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

Girl who can't smile gets an international modeling contract. Kentucky man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party. Man tore his lung masturbating. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.c...

Woman charges $10k as a professional baby namer. Kindergartner brings tequila to school and shares with classmates. Parent in an Easter bunny costume hands out condoms at a Texas elementary school. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weir...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida babysitter put the child in a dryer. Florida teens shoot each other while wearing body armor. Florida woman beats up father after sex toy delivery. Floridaman pretends to be police to get Wendy's discount. Floridaman breaks the movie watching record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by jo...

Four men in India arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during a live NBA game. NASA built a space catapult to fling things into space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.co...

Woman impersonates a doctor for three years. Study says people prefer to have a threesome with a sex robot. Police in Spain bust largest illegal taxidermy collection. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon....

Why are Cheetos banned in Germany? Japanese Netflix show sends children into busy cities to do chores and people don't like it. Driver kills two cyclists and then blames it on uncontrollable defecation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Overweight diners won't be allowed to eat in the naked restaurant in Japan. Woman held her farts in for two years and ended up hospitalized. Three Iranian women arrested for dancing in a cemetery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida driving instructor arrested for DUI. Florida woman excused from jury duty because she's busy with her sugar daddy. Floridaman beat his roommate with a stick over what a mosquito looks like. Florida woman battered her girlfriend with the pet cat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining...

Scientists gave lions oxytocin so they would love each other more. Southwest Airlines passenger arrested for masturbating four times on one flight. Mushrooms may be communicating with each other using "words" as humans do. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonu...

Author of How to Murder Your Husband is on trial for murdering her husband. Antarctic post office is hiring and counting penguins is part of the job. Burger King is being sued because Whopper is smaller in real life. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus epis...

Student list both nipples in a deodorant spray dare. Scientists will broadcast Earth's exact location to Aliens. Embalmed body of dead rapper displayed on stage at DC nightclub. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http...

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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman wanted for stealing $4,300 worth of Oil of Olay from a Walgreens. Floridaman cut the power to a liquor store after they refused him service. Florida couple arrested for spending counterfeit money at a Dollar Store. Nudity in America's National Parks is actually legal? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Sh...

Teacher in Pakistan killed over a blasphemy dream. Shoeless pilot in a stolen plane intercepted by the French Army. Ukraine asks Nepal to deny Russian climbers in Himalayas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://p...

Illinois woman keeps getting unwanted shoe deliveries. Best man stole the bride after confessing love during wedding speech. Chinese badminton players guilty of not playing their best. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stu...