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Man in India divorced wife for making instant noodles. Hot Dog vendor gets snubbed from the upcoming Weenie Fest. Winnie the Pooh Bloodied exhibit sparks outcry from the Police in Cincinnati. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af n...

Bees are fish according to California court ruling. Restaurant guests lick the salt wall. Man broke into a museum and destroyed ancient artifacts because he was mad at his girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple crashes into FedEx truck during road sex. Old man sues adult store for vibrator not working. Fun Florida Slang Words part 1 and 2. Floridaman killed by alligator while looking for frisbees. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus ep...

Unemployed youths are selling their toes in Zimbabwe. Should Metaverse murders be punished as real life crimes? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdaf...

Woman bites her sisters eyeball off during drunk altercation. Period Crunch is a cereal that wants to normalize menstruation talk around the breakfast table. Catholic exorcists complain about long lines of possessed people with little help from Bishops. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF New...

Man disguised as elderly woman attacked the Mona Lisa with cake. Taiwanese people stuck with the name Salmon after a sushi name change promotion. UK Woman ate her first real meal after 23 of potato chip sandwiches. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman blows up customers mailbox over non payment. Randeez Nuts will close in Florida. Fight over circumcised penis leads to arrest in Florida. Wanted Florida man goes to police station to ask for picture to be removed from social media. Floridaman can't drive a tractor trailer truck and smoke meth at same time. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by...

Dolphins recognize friends by drinking their urine. Their returned stolen television stuck to his head by a witch doctor. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing a woman. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http...

Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed at the penis museum in Iceland. Hundreds of feet underground in Missouri sits 1.4 billion pounds of cheese. Math teacher in Taiwan gives calculus lessons on Pornhub. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

Man chops off his penis for the greater good and he likes cannabis. Animal welfare groups are not happy that Germany has an outdoor cat ban. Tennessee is the first start to make camping in public a felony. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and ot...

New York court will determine if an elephant is also a person. Iraqi university expels students for beheading a pigeon. Entire town in Maine shuts down after one clerk quits. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked a man with lettuce. Floridaman arrested for calling 911 demanding President Biden be arrested. Florida woman throws a rubber snake at police after high speed chase. Floridaman on trial for murder asks for makeup to cover the gun tattoos on his face. Singing Florida cafeteria workers get surprise visit from Floridaman Vanilla Ice. // Weird AF News is the only...

Bar in Portland only plays women's sports on tv. Ohio nonprofit will teach youth how to treat a gunshot wound. Coffee customer in Florence called the police over espresso price. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http...

Real kissing is finally possible in Virtual Reality. FBI wants you to please not hire any North Korean hackers. Mastercard is about to let you pay using your own face. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon...

Russians line up for the very last Big Mac in their country. Thieves return stolen goods after having scary dreams. Middle schoolers accused of sexual harassment for using the wrong gender pronoun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weir...

Mother in Utah selling thousands of ounces of her breast milk for the formula shortage. Parents sue their kid for not giving them grandchildren. Homework assignment in Kentucky asks kids to explain how they would de-gay their good friend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tells deputy he only drank at stop signs. Florida woman claims getting arrested was on her bucket list. Floridaman shot in the butt by his wife says he still loves her. Passenger with no flying experience lands a plane in Florida after pilot passes out. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT...

China's most handsome young man will sue you if you call him talentless. French soccer player kicked off the team for farting. New company will sell lab grown tiger steaks to restaurants. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Thailand is giving away one million free cannabis plants to households. Waffle House customers cook up food after chef quit on the job. Human remains uncovered again as Lake Mead water levels lower. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other wei...

Your dream of becoming a dog is now possible with a lifelike dog suit from Japan. All South Koreans will become one year younger. Leader of feces eating cult arrested for bodies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff htt...

Texas man cut victim's lawn before stealing their mower. M. Pac-Man enters the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Couple live full time on cruises because it's cheaper than buying a home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman drunk drives down the stairs blames it on GPS. Florida woman puts house up for sale and it comes with an ex husband. Florida mom stopped feeding her child because it was too annoying. Tropicana offers cereal specifically made for orange juice. Alligator broke into a garage and drank the Diet Coke. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a come...

100 year old man broke world record after working at same company for 84 years. NASA will launch nudes into space to hopefully attract aliens. After many boar attacks, Rome citizens impose a curfew on themselves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Delta airlines will now pay flight attendants during boarding. Dating sites notice surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing the war. Smartphone addicted gorilla has screen time cut at the zoo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird...