Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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French Bulldogs are the number one target of dog thieves but why? No one cares about French dressing 18.01.2022 21:22

After 70 years French salad dressing will be de regulated. Why are thieves targeting French Bulldogs? Man lights himself on fire after being denied an arranged marriage by agency in South Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Poop shortages in North Korea. Town requires all residents to remove their appendix to live there. 17.01.2022 22:40

Kim Jong Un asks citizens of North Korea to poop more. Town demands residents remove those apprentixes in order to live there. Mexico seized boxes of Kellogg's cereal because they break the law. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Florida women assault a man with glitter. Floridaman drunk dials 911 because he ran out of vodka. 14.01.2022 29:19

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stops to charge his ankle monitor in the middle of a new crime spree. Two Florida women arrested for assaulting a man with glitter. Parents upset that Satanic Meetup Group happens at their elementary school. Floridaman arrested for drunk dialing 911 when he ran out of vodka. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe you...

Lady trapped with her blind date for days in lockdown. Organ donor found in a Target parking lot. 13.01.2022 20:40

Elvis is nearly extinct in Las Vegas these days. China trapped a woman with her blind date for days in a Covid lockdown. Woman found an organ donor in a Target parking lot. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get b...

Gay sex scene at the Acropolis sparks outcry. Doctor carved his initials in the livers of patients. 12.01.2022 17:43

Doctor in trouble for carving initials in the livers of patients. London man takes an ad out to find a wife and avoid his arranged marriage. Gay sex porn scene shot at the Acropolis angers Greek government. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird...

Global french fries shortage emergency! Man runs a moist towelette museum inside a planetarium. 11.01.2022 25:07

Moist Towelette Museum ran inside a planetarium? Growing global potato shortage is affecting French fries from Japan to Kenya. Cambodia's famous mine sniffing rat has passed away after saving many lives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF...

Gateway to Hell will be soon be closed. Woman marries the color pink in Vegas. 10.01.2022 18:57

Turkmenistan plans to close the Gateway to Hell. Restaurant of Mistaken Orders in Tokyo hires servers with dementia. Woman married the color pink at New Years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Woman has a van she gets students high in. 07.01.2022 24:37

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman puts flyers on New Yorker cars saying, "Get out of Florida if you're woke!". Florida middle school employee meets a 14 year old at 1am to get him high in her van. Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Masshole defecates in Florida school property. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose...

Cats are starting fires in South Korea. Pope says if you have a pet and not a child, you're selfish. 06.01.2022 19:07

Tennessee lawmaker apologized for trying to pants a referee at basketball game. South Korea warns of fires being started by cats. Pope says if you have a pet instead of a child you're selfish. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreo...

North Korea claims they invented burritos. German woman announces she will marry an airplane. 05.01.2022 18:30

German woman is about to marry a plane. Taliban orders shopkeepers to behead all mannequins. North Korea claims they invested the burrito. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af n...

PBR beer company tells everyone to eat butt. Man enters North Korea in rare border defection. 04.01.2022 22:32

New law in France requires car commercials to instruct viewers to go for a walk. Pabst Blue Ribbon tweeted about eating some bum. South Korean man crossed the border in rare defection to the North. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...

France burned fewer cars this New Year's Eve. Fish rain down on a Texas town. 03.01.2022 20:43

France burned fewer cars on New Year's Eve this year. Fish fall from the sky in Texas. Bloodthirsty squirrel terrorized a UK town injuring 18 residents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and ot...

Floridaman calls 911, says he has cocaine in his butt. Man with no arms stabs a tourist in Miami. 31.12.2021 24:08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into woman's home to pet her cat. Floridaman without arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a kitten is denied entry to strip club so called 911. Floridaman called 911 to say he has cocaine in his butt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin....

A community wants to keep on sniffing glue. "Don't weigh me", cards to avoid shame at the doctor. 29.12.2021 16:42

Residents urge officials to decriminalize sniffing glue. Nerf gun assault escalated into further violence. Don't weigh me cards for your doctor to avoid shame. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's is testing exercise bikes in stores. 28.12.2021 17:51

Alexa challenges 10 year old girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's in China is testing exercise bikes in their restaurants. Brothers in New Hampshire have regifted the same box of candy for 34 years at Christmas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

NASA hires priests for help with Alien preparation. Earn thousands per year as a pro funeral cryer. 27.12.2021 21:06

Michigan animal shelter is overwhelmed with parakeet drop off. Earn thousand a year as a professional funeral cryer. NASA hired some priests to help humanity prepare for alien arrival. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Floridaman claims drugs wrapped round his penis aren't his. Lady throws poop at cops, wields machete 24.12.2021 22:20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police find two alligators hanging from the window of crashed vehicle at accident. Florida woman jailed after admitting to having cocaine fueled sex with a dog. Machete wielding Florida woman throws feces at police. Floridaman claims the drugs wrapped around his penis don't belong to him. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I...

Expert ham sniffers tired from sniffing all these hams. Lickable screens allow tasting food on TV. 23.12.2021 20:14

Taste the TV! Japan invents screens you can lick and taste foods. Expert ham sniffers in Spain are tired from sniffing 800 hams a day. An entire civilization of mole people live underneath Las Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Holiday drug gift basket raffle thwarted by police raid. Grandpa's ashes end up on a shelf at Lowe's 22.12.2021 17:11

Grandpa's ashes end up on the shelf at Lowe's department store. Drug raid in Spain ruins drug dealer plans to raffle off holiday drug baskets. Amsterdam airport officials use pigs to stop birds from flying into planes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joinin...

Monkeys killed all the dogs in this Indian town. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday. 21.12.2021 24:56

Group of monkeys in India kill over 250 dogs for revenge. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday. Professional cavewoman survives on roadkill and also is a teacher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus...

Berlin metro offers edible hemp train tickets. Horseshoe crab blood is at all time high demand. 20.12.2021 17:55

Horseshoe crabs are in danger because everyone wants their blood. Berlin metro offers edible hemp passenger tickets. Five year old boy caught stealing parents car to drive off and buy Christmas gifts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF New...

Florida woman poisons boyfriend to shut him up. Floridaman attacked his own mother with sausages. 17.12.2021 21:31

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman poisoned boyfriend because he wouldn't shut up. Floridaman arrested for chucking a sausage at his mother. Floridaman stole a plane to kidnap Fidel Castro. Floridaman slapped an elderly Salvation Army bell ringer this Holiday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a com...

Man steals his sleeping ex-girlfriend's money by lifting her eyelids. Someone stole a bridge! 16.12.2021 18:56

Theft of a large bridge doesn't go over well with Akron police. Man sentenced after stealing $23k from his girlfriend by lifting her eyelids. In need of more babies, China clamps down on vasectomies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

TV star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Brazilian politicians settle dispute in the MMA ring. 15.12.2021 20:15

Television star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Kraft will pay you not to bake a cheesecake this Holiday season. Brazilian politicians settle a dispute with an MMA match that's streamed live. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patr...

Storm drains keep swallowing people like black holes! No more babies allowed inside Parliament. 14.12.2021 23:14

Storm drains keep swallowing people everywhere during floods. No more babies allowed in Parliament. 48 yo Woman stole her daughter's identity in order to live like a 22 yo college student. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...