Jonesy

Weird AF News | Weird News Daily

News EN ↓ 2278 episodes

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

Author

Jonesy

Episodes

Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from patient's eye. Free removal of any Kanye West tattoos. 06.12.2022 16:25

Man posed as hot woman and acquired a police car. Tattoo studio offers to remove any Kanye West tats for free. Doctor removed 23 contact lenses from intelligent patient's eye. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Drones make Guns N' Roses very angry, as does a new store that sells guns and flowers. 05.12.2022 14:09

Guns N Roses sues a flower/gun store. Axl Rose might have to stop throwing the mic into the crowd. Guns N Roses is pissed off about drones. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH We...

Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy. 03.12.2022 20:37

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself on flight to Boston. Floridaman charged after throwing sex toy at lady. Florida woman accused of biting kids. Florida woman sues Velveeta because macaroni takes longer than 3.5 minutes to make. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where...

Ancient Zombie Virus is dug up by scientists. Japan's poop museum is perfect for poop selfies! 01.12.2022 18:14

Scientists dig up an ancient zombie virus in Siberia. Japan's poop museum is legit. Dummy robs bank while using his birth certificate for demand note. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews ...

Fake gladiators arrested in Rome for extorting tourists. Father brought son to Hooters controversy. 01.12.2022 26:04

Fake gladiators in Rome arrested for tourist extortion. Father brought 9 yo son to Hooters following good grades. Japan fans impress by cleaning up the stadium at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://p...

Every monk tests positive for meth at temple. Thanksgiving family Monopoly game goes violent. 29.11.2022 17:39

French office worker wins the right to be boring at work. Arrest made after thanksgiving Monopoly game turns violent. Thai monks arrested after testing positive for meth at the Temple. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stu...

Police dept requests killer robots for deadly force. Men should touch themselves 21 times for health 28.11.2022 18:38

Study suggests men should ejaculate 21 times a month for prostate cancer. Single name individuals will not be allowed entry to UAE. San Francisco police request permission to use killer robots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af...

Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping. 25.11.2022 28:02

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida grocery store Publix will allow shoppers to booze. Florida teacher fired for filming OnlyFans porn in classroom. Floridaman drank bleach after court sentencing. Floridaman arrested for shoplifting at Walmart claims he owns Walmart. Florida couple breaks world speed eating records together. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recor...

This country has way too much cocaine. Why are Chinese youth dressing up like American farmers? 23.11.2022 20:45

QR codes for gravestones to tell the story of your dead relatives. Chinese influences are posing like American Farmers on social media. Belgium needs more incinerators to burn the abundant of cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other w...

Mom arrested for making son walk home. The mystery of the circling sheep. 22.11.2022 22:22

Mom jailed for making young son walk home. Flock of sheep have been circling for two weeks and no one knows why. Qatar banned sale of beer at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnew...

Bar manager accused of making teen girls fight a duel. Suicide pods going on sale soon? 22.11.2022 18:09

Manager of a "Girls Bar" accused of forcing teens to fight a duel. It's time to make beans sexy! Suicide pods might be for sale in Switzerland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATC...

Floridaman breaks into a home to make coffee. Florida lady claims the Bible verse attacked her. 19.11.2022 29:14

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home to make coffee. Fired Dunkin' Donuts worker says manager attacked him with bagel knife. Floridaman chugs beers at EPCOT center and mayhem ensues. Florida lady says the Bible verse attacked her. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wher...

Don't eat the dead whales on the beach! Woman caught with dead boyfriends ashes in a sex toy. 17.11.2022 13:33

Do not eat the dead whale carcasses please! Woman caught wearing a sex toy with dead boyfriend's ashes within at airport. 40 thousand mink were released from a farm in Ohio. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://p...

Native American scalps illegally sold online. Judge attacked by a chocolate chip muffin. 16.11.2022 21:05

FBI investigates illegal online sale of a Native American human scalp. Muffin was thrown at a judge during sentencing. Woman delivered her best friend's baby to discover it was her husband's. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af n...

Grandpa chainsmokes while running a marathon. Three mermaids saved a drowning scuba diver. 15.11.2022 19:24

Chinese grandpa ran a marathon while chain smoking. Hello fresh accused of using monkey labor. Three mermaids rescued scuba in California. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Wei...

Police warn against buying owls from strangers on drugs. Nudist wants to get naked in your garden. 14.11.2022 18:39

Nudist is looking to rent your garden to be naked in. Police warn about buying owls from strangers while on drugs. Polish leader blames birth rate on drunk women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/...

Floridaman stuffed gun inside a raw chicken to bring on plane. Florida has it's own idea of planking 11.11.2022 22:03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hit man with a plank. Floridaman sold a bomb to a cop. Floridaman pretended to be Irish for fraud. Floridaman stuffed a gun inside raw chicken for plane. Floridaman tried to escape Florida on stolen boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where yo...

Child bites a cobra to death. Philadelphia Chicken Man regrets eating 40 rotisserie chickens. 10.11.2022 12:33

Cobra died after being bit by a child. Philadelphia chicken man ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina reveal they got married. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Prostitute ghosts are haunting a woman's home? Nurse amputated man's foot for taxidermy collection. 09.11.2022 23:18

Nurse amputated dying man's foot for her taxidermy collection. 178 Hirokazu Tanakas gather for namesake world record. Texas woman claims her home is haunted by prostitute ghosts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff htt...

Virtual Reality headset that really kills you. Why will wolves be shot by paintball guns? 08.11.2022 15:17

Virtual Reality headset built that can kill you for real. Independent schools teaching Loch Ness Monster is real. Wolves will be shot by paintballs in Netherlands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Don't lick the psychedelic toad, warns Park Services. Trapped miners survive 9 days only on coffee. 07.11.2022 17:45

Trapped miners in South Korea survive 9 days on just coffee. Woman arrested for using her nipples to poison men then rob them. Park services warns not to lick the psychedelic toad. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff h...

Sex toy bite fight with Florida woman. Floridaman blames a curse for driving without tires. 04.11.2022 26:16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman asked cops to urinate on him. Florida woman bites man over sex toy. Floridaman blames paranormal activity for driving without tires. Floridaman teacher dry humps parked cars. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

Hitler Halloween costume gets a man fired. Fake student lived in Stanford Univ. dorms for a year. 03.11.2022 18:45

Man wore Hitler Halloween costume and gets fired. World's fastest shoes increase your walking speed 250 percent. Pretend student lived on Stanford University campus nearly a year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff ht...

"Wife Beater Wednesday" has been officially canceled. Picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's? 02.11.2022 16:35

Picking your nose increases risk of Alzheimer's per study. Wife Beater Wednesday has been canceled at high school. Lottery winner hides his identity (and cash) from wife and kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff ht...

"Now hiring non-stupid people" sign offends locals. Horror video game that takes place in IKEA. 01.11.2022 16:47

Guy in China hospitalized after eating whole live crab to avenge his daughter. "Now hiring non stupid people" sign angers some people. IKEA sues video game developer for making horror game inside IKEA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...