Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Company will bury you alive for a fee. Is your home haunted? Your car keys may be a clue. 31.10.2022 20:51

Company offers to bury you alive for a large fee. Brain scan captures your thoughts right before you die. Your car keys can prove that your house is haunted and other tips. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Floridaman told police he has a permit to carry meth. 14yo gave out $13k of grandma's cash at school 28.10.2022 25:54

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida middle school student stole $13k from grandma to hand out to kids at school. One legged Floridaman named Ponce de Leon arrested. Florida teen won the 2022 Python Competition. Floridaman named Danger ran an unlicensed post-op recovery home. Floridaman told the police he had a license to carry meth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian a...

Priests and nuns watch porn says the Pope. Marijuana company sued for not getting us high enough. 27.10.2022 17:08

Pope says nuns and priests are watching porn. Climate protestors glued themselves to a floor but then had to pee. Marijuana company being sued for not getting customers high enough. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Trans gender volleyball player causes forfeits. Free vapes for pregnant women. 26.10.2022 18:55

Volleyball teams forfeit over trans gender opponent. UK council will give out free vapes to pregnant women. Death Pool discovered in the deep sea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - W...

World's dirtiest man dies after his first bath in decades. TikTok dead guy books role on TV show. 25.10.2022 18:07

World's dirtiest man has died in Iran at 94. TikTok star played dead in his videos was cast as a dead man on CSI. Sneakers for horses go for $1200 per shoe. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirda...

Soccer fan brings dead grandpa's skull to championship. "Offensive" Karen Halloween display removed. 24.10.2022 22:10

City takes down offensive Karen Halloween display. Soccer fan takes his grandpa's skull to the championship celebration. Cat is sworn in as mayor of Italian town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/...

Florida gas stations will sell marijuana. Floridaman attacked a woman for not having a crack pipe. 21.10.2022 16:08

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman named Hercules attacked woman with a machete because she didn't have a crackpipe. Florida police department hired their entire police force without doing background checks. Marijuana is coming to Florida gas stations. Flesh Eating Bacteria surges following Hurricane Ian. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a c...

140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money. Man drove thru the oldest bathroom in Japan. 20.10.2022 18:15

Experts warn against using brand dryers in public restrooms. Man drove through Japan's oldest bathroom. 140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money at auction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patre...

Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes banned. Woman attacked the police with bee hives during eviction. 19.10.2022 16:50

eBay bans Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes. Woman attacks police offers with bee hives during eviction. Mexican priest known as Father Pistolas suspended over pro gun stance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Man allergic to orgasms is finally cured. Blind woman Is flying a plane across the country. 18.10.2022 15:36

Coffee shop charges rude customers more for coffee. Man became allergic to orgasms but a cure is found. Blind Arizona woman is piloting a plane across the country. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Robot dogs are being walked in China. Stranger torments homeowner with "porridge" prank nightly. 17.10.2022 14:39

Stranger torments man by yelling "porridge" through his letterbox. Park officials in Pennsylvania keep removing Bigfoot warning signs. Young people in China are walking robot dogs daily. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news s...

Florida fathers shoot each other's daughters during road rage. Magic mushroom chaos on Miami flight. 14.10.2022 26:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman high on mushrooms caused chaos on a flight. Floridaman pulls knife at LA Fitness. Two Florida fathers shot each other's daughters during road rage. Florida Hertz rental finds a child left in a returned car. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you...

Get a free vasectomy in the "Nutcracker" mobile van. Elon Musk release perfume called Burnt Hair. 13.10.2022 16:37

Elon Musk is selling perfume called Burnt Hair. US clinics offering free vasectomies. Mountain unicycling is popular in Colorado. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF New...

Nuclear war? Let's have an orgy! Raincoat thief has a fetish for women's raincoats. 12.10.2022 23:39

Thousands of Ukrainians plan an orgy for the nuclear war. Japan police arrest a raincoat thief. Cow burps will be taxed in New Zealand. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird...

Woman pays fake astronaut's ticket back to earth for romance. Voting scandal rocks fat bear contest. 11.10.2022 17:17

Voting scandal rocks Alaska fat bear contest. Daycare worker fired for terrorizing children with a Scream mask. Woman scammed by man claiming to be an astronaut asking for money to return flight to earth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and oth...

Angry tourist at Vatican demands to speak with the Pope. New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters. 10.10.2022 16:46

New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters. Texas Pete hot sauce not made in Texas. Tourist destroys artifacts at Vatican after demanding to speak with the Pope. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weird...

Floridaman ran on football field to tackle a 9 year old. Couple stole their coworker's baby. 07.10.2022 24:28

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida men rob a Dollar Store then drive into Disney canal. Floridaman ran onto youth football field, put on a helmet and tackled a child. Floridaman says those pants with the drugs inside aren't his. Florida couple stole coworkers baby. Pigeons painted pink are appearing in Florida park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a...

Churches use Shameware to stop members from watching porn. The King has hired a piper to wake him. 06.10.2022 15:21

Churches are using Shameware to make sure their members don't watch porn. King Charles hired a full time bagpiper to wake him each morning. University mistakenly sent 4,000 acceptance letters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af...

The famous chocolate bunny battle ends. Fancy restaurant is hiring a professional grape feeder. 05.10.2022 18:24

Fancy restaurant in London is hiring a professional grape feeder. Lindt wins the battle of the chocolate bunnies. How Spam became super popular again. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews ...

OnlyFans breaks up with her boyfriend cuz her fans chose it. Sausage vending machines are booming. 04.10.2022 16:53

Sausage vending machines are popular in Germany right now. New Zealand government apologizes for the middle finger ads. OnlyFans model let's her fans make important decisions for her. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Cheating scandal rocks the world of pro fishing. Californians can now jaywalk legally. 03.10.2022 15:20

Pro fishing tourney up in arms over cheating scandal. New law allows California to Jaywalk. Venice Italy mayor hates those pesky surfers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weir...

Florida woman hopes to marry Tetris the video game. Florida men stole the traffic lights. 30.09.2022 25:03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hopes to marry the video game Tetris. Three Floridamen steal all the traffic lights. Gun fires at Florida Chuck E. Cheese. Florida second grader asked to take pics reading in her bathtub for homework. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll...

Man peed on ex's grave every morning while new wife watched. McDonald's offers adult Happy Meals? 29.09.2022 23:29

Man caught on video urinating on his ex wife's grave everyday at 6am while new wife watched. McDonald's offering adult Happy Meals. Study shows women make assumptions about mens personalities based on penis photos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episod...

Woman brought a raccoon to the bar. Doctors found over 50 batteries inside woman's stomach. 28.09.2022 15:32

Doctors remove over 50 batteries from woman's stomach. North Dakota woman charged for bringing a raccoon to the local bar. Another university student suspended for urination scandal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Cat allergy? You can now own a robotic AI cat. Donating your healthy poop can save lives. 27.09.2022 17:49

Fecal philanthropist donates poop to save lives. Why are American Airlines flights haunted by groaning noises. Wanna spend some time with a robot AI cat? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafne...