Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Man with Natural Ice in his veins poops on cars. Not a single bank robbery in Denmark last year. 11.01.2023 23:24

Drunk man poops on a car with Natural Ice in his veins. Zero bank robberies in Denmark last year. M&M's new packaging causes cultural outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Man bites passenger's face off, thinking he's a robot. Drunks needed for deputy field training. 10.01.2023 17:43

Deputies need drunk people to help them with field sobriety training. Satanic Temple in Boston is celebrating the mayor. Man bites a passenger face because he thought he was a robot. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

8 ways to eat your Christmas tree. Old Nazi treasure map sparks a citizen treasure hunt. 09.01.2023 16:06

Chef advises you to eat your Christmas tree for vitamin C. Old Nazi treasure map sparks treasure hunt in Netherlands. Washington criminal has a standoff with police and demands a Hot Pocket. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af ne...

Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at massage parlor. Burglars called 911 for help moving. 06.01.2023 19:05

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at a massage parlor. Florida filmmaker robs a bank to make his movie. Florida burglars called 911 for help moving stolen items. Florida deputy arrested for selling edibles to the inmates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patre...

Watching porn now requires age verification. Japan will pay you to move out of Tokyo. 05.01.2023 19:51

Louisiana passes law requiring age verification to watch porn. Japan offers families thousands to move out of Tokyo. Equinox gym denies new members on January 1st. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Masturbating walrus causes fireworks cancellation. "You have cancer! Just kidding, Happy New Year!" 04.01.2023 20:26

Medical center texts patients they have lung cancer by mistake instead of Happy Holidays. Santa Clauses were beaten by Hindu organizations. New Year's Eve fireworks canceled because of masturbating walrus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and ot...

Best of 2022 - Part 2 03.01.2023 1:26:45

The best and weirdest stories of 2022 from Weird AF News - Part 2. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out...

Best of 2022 - Part 1 02.01.2023 1:20:02

The best and weirdest stories of 2022 from Weird AF News - Part 1 of 2. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check...

Floridaman attacks cop for waking him then raps. Floridaman breaks into a home to use the toilet. 30.12.2022 26:56

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacks a cop for waking him up then raps. Floridaman stabs his friend for lying in a story. Floridaman breaks into home to use toilet. Florida teacher reunites travelers with their lost luggage in Tampa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'l...

Father of 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have kids. Bill Cosby plans a comedy tour for 2023. 29.12.2022 30:10

Farmer with 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have any more. Mexico's President asks citizens not to accept holiday gifts from the gangs. Bill Cosby plans to do a comedy tour in 2023. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news...

Defeated politician whips out a sword and threatens voters. Teen gave out fake parking tickets. 28.12.2022 19:46

Stanford university replaces harmful words on their website. California teen made fake parking tickets in a scam. Defeated politician whipped out a sword at the people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreo...

Sex dolls are allowed to enter South Korea. Apparently people hate the song Last Christmas by Wham. 27.12.2022 26:43

Couple raising money to remove the holiday song Last Christmas. South Korea ends the ban on importing sex dolls. Drunk Santa's in a tank caused chaos on a village. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com...

Florida mistress demands BDSM dungeon from the city. Floridaman shot Florida woman for twerking. 23.12.2022 19:53

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Frozen iguanas falling from trees is Florida holiday tradition. Floridaman accidental shot the twerking girl. Florida teacher thought praying was magical voodoo. Florida mistress demands a taxpayer funded BDSM dungeon at city meeting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News...

Mom offers her liver as a bribe to help her son. Super mosquitoes are unstoppable now! 22.12.2022 22:41

Korean mom fined for offering her liver to a businessman to get her son a job. Super mosquitoes are on the lose, warns scientists. Porch pirates return with the packages they stole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

WWI bomb inside a man's rectum causes hospital evacuation. Two women jailed for feeding stray cats. 21.12.2022 20:09

New Zealand aims to end cigarette smoking by 2025. Alabama women jailed for feeding stray cats. Hospital in France evacuated after 88 year old man arrived with WWI bomb in his rectum. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Is it cruel to turn your pet dog into a Grinch? Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel. 20.12.2022 18:38

Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel. Woman accused of animal cruelty for turning dog into Grinch. London will fight public urination with splash back paint. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/...

Don't eat the hallucinogenic spinach! Bank robbery suspect demanded just one dollar? 19.12.2022 27:45

Bank robber demanded one dollar. First time in history no British fans arrested at the World Cup. Hallucinogenic spinach is being recalled. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH We...

Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman carjacked her Tinder date. 16.12.2022 30:06

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets naked in strangers apartment again. Florida woman carjacks her Tinder date. Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman hits police and claims she's a God from ancient Egypt. Teenager unicycles from Maine to Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the...

Pastor wants to grow marijuana in his church. Spider infestation forces school to close. 15.12.2022 15:44

Spider infestation closes a school. Mumbai slums covered up with drapes by government. Pastor wants to grow weed in the church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News...

A Christmas tree vandalized many cars. Rent a living tree this holiday season and save the planet. 14.12.2022 26:04

Police looking for a vandalizing Christmas Tree in Poland. Rent a living Christmas tree this holiday. Inflation is affecting Tamale prices during the holiday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weir...

Stop throwing marshmallows in the lava! South Koreans will soon become one year younger. 13.12.2022 15:44

South Koreans will soon become one year younger. Mayor of Hawaii island asks citizens not to throw marshmallows into the hot lava. Man says he was at war with a squirrel, shoots through neighbors home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other...

The first "Vagina on a Chip" made in a lab. Girl granted license to own a unicorn if she finds one. 12.12.2022 20:52

California girl licensed to own a unicorn if she can find one. Parents filed a lawsuit against Fortnite. Scientists have designed a vagina chip. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WAT...

Floridaman robs Walmart with 50 cops inside. School nurse stole all the students' Adderall. 09.12.2022 21:03

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman robs Walmart during Shop with a Cop event. Florida school nurse stole the student Adderall. Floridaman arrested for having sex with a dog then destroying a church. Floridaman lit sheriff's vehicle on fire. Tampa Bay Florida welcomes Tampa, Kansas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by jo...

World Cup is hurting the camels. Indonesia just banned sex outside of marriage. 08.12.2022 15:23

World Cup soccer is putting a strain on the camels. Study shows that depressed people don't send Christmas cards. Indonesia bans sex outside of marriage cuz they think it's 1560. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff htt...

Semen filled Christmas ornaments anyone? Famous sword swallower nearly died from too many swords. 07.12.2022 17:47

NASA is gonna build roads on the Moon. Christmas tree ornaments filled with bodily fluids. Famous sword swallows hospitalized for swallowing too many swords. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weird...