Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Nightclub bans trouble making red sneakers. Pastor says sermons written by the AI are unacceptable. 16.02.2023 20:46

Australia worried prolific sperm donors could lead to incest. Australia night club is banning red sneakers. Pastor says AI sermons lack any soul. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WA...

Donate your exe's crap to Goodwill on Valentine Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted. 14.02.2023 17:07

Donate your exes stuff to Goodwill on Valentine's Day. Put your exes name on some kitty litter for Valentine's Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

First baby dropped anonymously in the Baby Box. You should hug some cows on Valentine's Day. 14.02.2023 21:52

Celebrate Valentine's Day hugging a cow in India. New Jersey restaurant bans children under 10. First baby dropped in the Baby Box in Kentucky. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATC...

Floridaman bites head off python during an argument. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane. 11.02.2023 25:29

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bites head off python during domestic dispute. Floridaman cracks open beer during DUI stop. Florida woman selling Tom Brady retirement sand. Florida woman denied entry cuz of her breasts. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF Ne...

Senate legalized Ninja throwing stars. First man in the world to get a tattoo from a monkey. 09.02.2023 17:54

Senate legalizes throwing stars. Chinese mother diagnosed with Force to Marry Syndrome. Venezuelan man first ever to be tattooed by a small monkey. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Threesome or alien abduction! Your choice. New gummies that make your vagina taste better. 08.02.2023 20:17

Court in Spain rules man can walk naked in the streets. Kourtney Kardashian's new gummies make your vagina taste good. Tokyo man and partner threaten girl with alien abduction if she didn't join their threesome. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Man's cancer caused him to speak with an Irish accent. Mafia boss fugitive found making pizzas. 07.02.2023 19:56

Man gets prostate cancer which makes him speak with an Irish accent. Hairdressers are getting a creepy prank call from "Christine". Mafia boss killer was found after 16 years running a pizza business in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes a...

French bulldogs may be banned as pets. Have you tried zapping your brain to cure brain fog? 06.02.2023 18:47

Lone male student faints when finds 500 female students in testing class. Netherlands proposes banning French Bulldogs. People are zapping their brains with electricity for higher function. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af new...

Floridaman sues for being on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida schools wanna know your menstrual history. 03.02.2023 17:09

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Buy water from the recently closed Splash Mountain Disney ride on eBay. Floridaman sues for being featured on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida may require school athletes to disclose their menstrual history. Floridaman smacks a woman's buttocks for not taking a photo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT b...

Donate your organs and get out of jail early. Company will resurrect Wooly Mammoths and Dodo Birds. 02.02.2023 23:14

Company raises millions to bring back the wooly mammoth and extinct dodo bird. Massachusetts bill would allow prisoners to exchange jail time for donated organs. British Columbia to decriminalize heroin cocaine fentanyl and other hard drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon wh...

Couple abandon their baby at airport rather than buy ticket. Dismembered penis found at gas station. 01.02.2023 14:45

Court in Italy rules that children do not have to see their grandparents. Dismembered human penis found at a gas station in Alabama. Couple leave their ticket-less baby at the airport checkout counter and run to their plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bo...

Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom. Woman killed her look alike to fake her own death. 31.01.2023 23:33

Study shows men spend 7 hours per year hiding in the bathroom. Frantic search in Australia for missing radioactive capsule. German woman accused of killing her look alike to fake her own murder. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird a...

Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. Doctors swallow legos for science. 30.01.2023 16:56

Doctors swallowed Lego pieces for science. NASA will explore a rare asteroid worth 70,000 times the global economy. Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://...

Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him 27.01.2023 21:15

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for beating an ATM with a hammer. Florida woman kicks boyfriend in crotch for not taking her to strip club. Florida woman told police crack pipe in her vagina is a sex toy. Floridaman confessed to police that Jesus told him to drive off the pier. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPO...

Students can't identify as animals at school. How did a fake restaurant become #1 in London? 26.01.2023 23:20

No one can turn off the lights at this Massachusetts school. Fake restaurant ranked #1 in London. North Dakota schools don't want kids identifying as animals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weir...

Food made of aborted fetuses must be labeled. Museums say the word "mummy" is offensive. 25.01.2023 16:57

Philadelphia is hiring lifeguards that can't even swim. Museums in the UK don't want you to call them "mummies". Food made of aborted fetuses must be properly labeled in Texas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:...

Know where your rectum is? Half of people don't. Whale parts now sold in vending machines. 24.01.2023 24:13

Community tormented by serial sausage bandit leaving them in mailboxes. 45% of people don't know where their rectum is. Japan sells whale pieces in vending machines. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.c...

Men with small penises like fast cars, study says. Man survived lost at sea 24 days on ketchup. 23.01.2023 15:34

Study says men with small penises like fast cars. Man survived at sea 24 days on ketchup. As prices soar, eggs are being smuggled from Mexico. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH...

Floridaman shoots another over existence of Heaven and Hell. Iguana falls on man's face during yoga. 20.01.2023 18:16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots another over argument in Heaven and Hell. Florida's first dog water park and full bar is opening. Florida woman pulled from storm drain again. Floridaman tried to pawn a WWI missile. Floridaman injured by falling iguana during yoga class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by join...

Did you know you can "smoke" your alcohol? Man uses a building shaker to get revenge on neighbors. 20.01.2023 23:29

The trend of smoking your alcohol. Man annoys neighbors with a building shaker device. Spy software leads to worker repaying wages to employer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATC...

Library closed due to meth in the walls. Schools ban all physical contact, including hugging. 18.01.2023 17:59

Another Colorado library closes due to meth contamination. Grocery store with all items made from plastic bag opens. UK schools ban touching including hugging and holding hands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http...

The most powerful passport in the word is? New bill would count fetus as a passenger for HOV lane. 17.01.2023 26:07

World's most powerful passport for 2023 is? Trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts forced school dress code considerations. Virginia bill would count a fetus as a passenger in HOV lanes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af n...

You can dance without a permit in Sweden. Dancers flashmob funeral to Another One Bites the Dust. 16.01.2023 17:35

Swedish government will get rid of dance permits. Dancers flashmob a funeral to Another One Bites the Dust. Man arrested for having sex with a cow. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -...

Florida lady brings emotional support snake on flight. Floridaman combines stabbing with scooting. 13.01.2023 20:18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls gun on a bad date. Floridaman on electric scooter with a blade. Floridamen fight each other on a ski lift. Florida woman tries to bring her emotional support Bo constrictor on a flight. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus e...

Mother profits off her wetting herself. Air India allows passengers to urinate on each other. 12.01.2023 15:12

Mom sells her soiled underwear on OnlyFans. Air Indian allows a man to urinate on a passenger. General fired for ordering troops to take his mom shopping. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafn...