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Flavor Flav Orders Entire Red Lobster Menu in Effort to Save Company. Idaho bar declares June ‘Heterosexual Awareness Month’ with free beers for straight men. France Arrests Three People After Coffins Found at Eiffel Tower. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website...

Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years. Texas professors sue to fail students who seek abortions. Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...

Italian village with 46 residents has 30 local election candidates. Spanish tourist town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for bachelor and bachelorette parties. Massachusetts teacher on leave after holding mock slave auction and using racial slurs. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Che...

FLORDA FRIDAY - Shirtless Florida man tries to rob a Wendy’s with finger guns blazin. Florida men of stole 150 gallons of used cooking oil. Florida couple had sex on Naples Pier at 4:30pm. Florida child brings hollowed-out, inert grenade to elementary school. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjon...

South Korea Offers Cash for Vasectomy Reversals in Bid to Boost Languishing Birth Rate. Mariachis attack flame-swallower as Mexico’s disputes between street performers reaches new high. Student council apologizes over giving girl group's used water bottles away as prizes at a talent show. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee a...

Ramen lovers continue to eat noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them. 81-year-old arrested after police say he terrorized a California neighborhood with a slingshot. North Korea reportedly sends balloons carrying excrement into the South. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Chec...

Mexican cartels taking control of tortilla industry. Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear. Scientists brew killer bee beer. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.co...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Grandma Groped Goofy at Disney World. Floridaman criminal found ‘folded’ in a dryer. Florida Priest bites woman at Mass after denying her the body of Christ cookie. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjone...

Your Dogs Can Now Fly in Luxury With a New Airline Just for Them. Daily Cannabis Use Outpaced Daily Alcohol Use For First Time In U.S. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions accused of pushing a ‘satanic gay agenda’. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official webs...

Louisiana could become first state to require Ten Commandments be displayed in classrooms. BLACK SABBATH's Music Is Not Good For Getting A Bear Out Of A Tree. NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official w...

Swiss court bans ‘racist’ Mexican food brand ‘Bimbo’. Stop signs replace Oakland traffic lights to deter copper theft. Scientists Confirm Microplastics Now Detected in Evevery Human Testicle. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLL...

Korean man has inappropriate relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas, but wasn’t enough for a world record. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website ht...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen says she was denied entry to prom for wearing a suit. Gov. DeSantis signs bill raising age to strip in Florida, combats human trafficking. Miami Beach Police rolls out world’s first Rolls-Royce police car. Floridaman named Yoda arrested for burglary. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buym...

Pope Set To Hold Press Conference on Aliens and the Supernatural. Man arrested for releasing his fluids on Whole Foods shopper. Texas man has world’s oldest skydiver record at 106 years old. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weir...

Tokyo Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards. Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches. Killer whales attack and sink sailing boat off Gibraltar. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews...

Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence. Scorpions invade southwest Las Vegas valley neighborhoods. // how your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www...

Plane passenger climbs into the overhead bin of US Southwest Airlines flight and takes a nap. Angry guy assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese. Woman Found Living in Supermarket Store Sign with Computer and Coffee Maker for a Year.// Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews ...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Claims He Caught A Time Traveler Coming Out Of His Shed. Floridaman arrested after biting off piece of cop’s head at music festival. Floridaman arrested for pulling AR-15 rifle on Uber driver dropping off daughter. Miami voted Best U.S. City for Nude Gardening. Floridaman stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants. // Show your SUPPORT by joining th...

Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white. Women are paying big money to scream, smash sticks in the woods in a rage ritual. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH...

British darts star forfeits match after refusing to face trans darts player. Bear devours ducklings during kid's birthday party at Seattle Zoo. Lady drives through Fenway Park gate, crashes into forklift. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...

Man says his emotional support alligator was kidnapped. Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins. Restaurant worker put his genitals in jar of jelly. Scientists say active volcano is spewing gold. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Yout...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident. 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at Florida stores three times in a month. ‘Really dumb decision:’ Florida woman apologizes for assault rifle photoshoot outside daycare. 85-year-old Floridaman alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon whe...

Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pat...

Pet cat was shipped 650 miles in Amazon return package by accident. Mona Lisa is gonna be sent to the basement at the Louvre museum. Retired chiropractor kills Elvis Impersonator using chlorophyll during kinky intercourse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonu...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin Donuts employee shot father through the drive thru. Floridaman tells police he's gonna drink a cold one while being arrested. Florida couple forged lottery ticket winner by taping together two losers. Floridaman shoots a McDonald's customer over sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPP...