Jonesy

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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.

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Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet. 25.04.2024 28:07

Man sues movie theaters for underfilling the drinks. Male hippo in Japanese zoo discovered to be female after 7 years. Orgasm noise study results show it's pretty quiet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patre...

Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer. 24.04.2024 17:46

Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a former Waffle House customer. Milan set to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight for the entire summer. Students were instructed to act out mass murder involving puppets in theater class.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get...

Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol? 23.04.2024 19:57

Man has a condition where his body makes alcohol, no DUI for him. Hospital in Australia asks snakebite victims to please not bring the snake in. School principal got a facial in the kitchen and bites the teacher that video recorded it.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you...

Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people. 22.04.2024 19:23

Minor league baseball team names mascot Ozempig and it upsets people. Beijing marathon runner allowed to win by the Africans. Brazilian arrested after taking a corpse to the bank to get a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af...

Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11. 19.04.2024 23:36

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate during their vigilance drill. Florida fire fighter whips it out at a 7-11. Floridaman conducts a sword ritual while holding woman captive. Florida woman spits on bus driver over false coochie touching. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreo...

Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then... 18.04.2024 16:57

Workers hire thugs to beat up manager for working them too much. Polish priest held drug field orgies with male prostitutes and then trouble. Burglar left a big one in toilet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http:/...

Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class. 18.04.2024 15:10

Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episo...

Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry, 16.04.2024 16:45

Woman sues Disney after Goofy falls on top of her. Ontario resident gets a vagina and a penis paid for by public. Commercial of nuns eating potato chips in place of communion wafers sparks outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weir...

Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral. 15.04.2024 17:08

Man takes his own life using his pet snakes. Woman tips $1k because she believe the rapture was coming and then asked for her money back. Dead lady request Grim Reaper at her funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuf...

Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels? 12.04.2024 17:59

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teens arrested for partying on top of a crane. Drunk Florida woman driving on three tires arrested. Florida pastor cancels autism awareness because he says it's demonic. Florida woman claims God told her to shoot the highway on the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joinin...

Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum. 11.04.2024 28:10

Mexican news station accidentally shows testicles shot instead of the solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in the art museum. Millennials and Gen Z are apparently splurging on groceries according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes a...

Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school. 10.04.2024 18:45

Drug made from human bones is an epidemic in Africa. Everyone in Japan will have last name Sato by year 2531. Nine year old takes mom's car to school after missing the bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://pa...

Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy. 09.04.2024 21:30

French couple with 159 cats now banned from all pets. Earthquake hits while man is getting vasectomy. Chechnya bans music that is too slow and music that is too fast. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon....

Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them. 08.04.2024 24:30

Michigan town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offer free goats to anyone that catches them. Customer pulls gun on n Burger King employee for offering a discount. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff...

Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's 05.04.2024 21:11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman assaults store manager with a Bible on Easter. Space trash falls on a house in Florida. Florida 10 year old sold his dead dad's gun to another elementary student. Florida couple has sex on a sidewalk in front of Popeyes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Pat...

Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants . 04.04.2024 22:22

Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany. Man arrested for firing his guns to celebrate his divorce. Inmates in New York sue to see the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.co...

Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet. 02.04.2024 16:55

Swiss canton creating fake traffic jam to fool tourists. Firefighter impersonator with garden hose disrupts fire rescue. Pluto is claimed by Arizona as their official planet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://...

Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it. 01.04.2024 20:10

Filipinos are still bailing themselves to crosses and the church hates it. Super Gonorrhea is surging in China. Banana battle at a gas station leads to hospitalization. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreo...

Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat! 29.03.2024 24:05

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman robs a Walmart but says it's all a game of 21. Florida is going to ban lab grown meat. Floridaman masturbees on a children's bicycle. Florida will now offer large containers of wine.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes...

Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum. 28.03.2024 15:39

Sports company hiring a Weiner Connoisseur to find largest Weiner in baseball. Cornwall pub lost their award because of Nazi memorabilia. Indian man died after friend pumps air into his rectum. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af...

Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her. 27.03.2024 16:14

Viagra linked to a reduction in Alzheimer's risk according to new study. Stripper's Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man kills his mother believing she's a vampire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreo...

Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails? 26.03.2024 13:48

Titanic door that killed Jack sold for $700 k at Hollywood auction. Tennessee senate passes bill to ban chemtrails. Prisoner taught printing in jail prints counterfeit money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://...

Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy. 26.03.2024 18:12

Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Man tries to buy women's poo on Facebook. Texas man changed his name to "Literally Anybody Else" and this now running for president. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news...

Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox. 22.03.2024 19:50

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Floridaman touches himself after being denied entry into Sloppy Joe's. Leprosy is on the rise in Florida. Florida mom put a gun in her child's lunch box for daycare. 500 pounds of pythons in one pile found in Florida.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show you...

Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery. 21.03.2024 25:13

Boys ages 11,12 and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Georgia couple claims movers stole their sex dominoes. Utah bakery denied liquor license because of proximity to a wine pyramid church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff ht...