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ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! - Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://Wei...

Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http:/...

Vending machines dispense ammunition at Alabama grocery stores. Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France. McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://We...

Thai teacher caught livestreaming under skirt while teaching class. Welsh Government to ban politicians from lying. Live rhino horns injected with radioactive material in project aimed at curbing poaching in South Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website ht...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after allegedly trying to withdraw 1 cent from bank. DeSantis signs bill making it legal to kill ‘crack bears’. FloridaMan On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight. Floridaman cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buy...

University in Vietnam establishes a student height requirement. Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US government. New App in San Francisco Lets You Spy on Bars to See How Busy They Are. //  SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFne...

Four fisherman die after drinking from bottles found in sea. Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up. A nude cruise launches next year called The Big Nude Boat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https:/...

Maldives climate minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on the President. South Korea administrative robot commits apparent suicide. Do not let your friends urinate on you: Medical advice on how to treat a jellyfish sting this summer. *Plus BONUS original song - Sting of Love. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http:/...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for shooting a Walmart delivery drone. Florida dad arrested after 15-month-old daughter eats his weed. Nearly all Florida beaches have unsafe levels of human poop. Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida, attacks man with hammer over online gaming dispute. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee a...

North Carolina golf course rents out llama caddies to carry your clubs. Eternal Real Estate? A Church in Mexico Is Selling Plots of Land in Heaven. Edinburgh offers cash prizes for taking photo of yourself putting rubbish in a litter bin. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the of...

FDA warns company selling products with human fecal matter without approval. Alleged bestiality bus with dozens of animals stopped in Pennsylvania. Two US astronauts stranded in space on board Boeing’s Starliner capsule. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website htt...

Parisian poop protest postponed. Flat Earthers Are Getting Their Own Competition Style Reality TV Show. NASA shows interest in an asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at...

Hong Kong Tells Residents to ‘Smile More’ as Government Tries to Revive Declining Tourism. Man accused of having sex with train seat on MetroLink. Woman earns Stanford master’s degree at 105. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLL...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida McDonald's employee shoots at customers who said their order was wrong. Floridaman dentist arrested after making more than 100 online threats. Playground stolen from Florida school for children with autism. Florida woman shoots roommate, says he didn’t clean up after himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jones...

‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives. Indian Man's Genitals Removed While He Was Sleeping. Study show eating cheese plays a role in healthy, happy aging – who are we to argue? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOL...

China's next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves. Employers lure workers back to office with promise of their own desk. Vermont Republican confesses to secretly pouring cups of water into colleague’s bag for months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official web...

Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gave birth at Golden Corral. Elephants may refer to each other by name. Burlington Police Terrified High School Students With Mock Shooting. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy...

A crocodile was terrorizing an Australian town, so residents cooked and ate it. Like Uber, but with guns new car service in Phoenix. Edible robots could end up on a menu according to scientists. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and F...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man takes naked stroll through park with good reason. Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Florida school board bans a book on book-banning. Floridaman crashes car through a jail and the it gets weird. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check ou...

Four Tops singer says hospital put him in straitjacket after not believing he was in Four Tops. A restaurant wanting a ‘grown and sexy’ vibe bans diners under 30. Man breaks into former Chick-fil-A co-worker's home to 'perform exorcism'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check...

Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed. Chiquita Banana Co found liable for financing terrorist group. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagra...

Venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs spread across East Coast. Catholic priest keeps job after reportedly claiming Jesus died with an erection. Canadian walking her dog finds more than 40 rotisserie chickens in the woods. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official websit...

Woman Who Shops in Her Sleep: Rare Disorder called 'Sleep Shopping'. Texas library must reinstate books with 'butts and farts,' court says. Tokyo govt to launch dating app to boost birth rate. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAF...

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Lab-grown meat isn’t on store shelves yet, but Florida has already banned it. Florida woman called 911 on herself during attempted carjacking. ‘You’re not allowed to stop me’: Florida woman leads officers on chase. Floridaman Caught Pushing Stolen Coca-Cola Fridge Through Neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy...

Why scientists say we need to send clocks to the moon. Elders Of Amazon Tribe Slam Elon Musk's Starlink For Exposing Young Members To Porn, Social Media. Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews...