We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cast a mid-tier Final Fantasy horse spell in season 5 episode 10, Princess Spike! I can only get my cohorse with so many -ussy suffixes in a reference to hit manga Chainsawman, so you have to perfect parry the allergy in an episode so bad it makes you defend the FBI. At least we get to use humangnets to slam my lips in the car door. You know, I was treated like a w...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans jizz our pants right off in season 5 episode 9, Slice of Life! We engage in sphereless behavior, respect both genders (man and crystals), and we're shocked you don't remember jelly guy. We meet Sweat Emoji Cutie Mark because it'd make it hard to sleep if your butt's always bouncing and moaning on it. I don't know about you, but I think Scootaloo deserves cigarettes...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans play griffon craps in season 5 episode 8, The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone! How very glib. And do you believe in Griffonstone? We play some PlapPlap games like Bliss vs. Zombies and appreciate 343 Graceful Spark before getting our ma'amograms. Sorry, Nutty Putty Rainbow Dash. Come back when you're a little, mmm, pony in my cum fort zone. The FATAL videos we were t...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wake me up before you come-come in season 5 episode 7, Make New Friends but Keep Discord! We agree that over in horse Stuttgart, they have hoofs, we drink milk (mare ilk), and need pictures! Pictures of vacuum suckage! Have you ever tried Delicious Mare Transgender? Come, listen to Flint and Steely Dan with us. Sorry about the audio this time around, we'll be back...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans form a colt of personality in season 5 episode 6, Appleoosa's Most Wanted! We appreciate Barreloo, give whimsical horse careers, and cackle about how they'll never crack my berries and cream code. We come from a long line of women and applaud when Braeburn has been asleep for 30 slutty, slutty minutes. We talk about how bad the back of Sweetie Belle's head looks an...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are purple? in season 5 episode 5, Tanks for the Memories! We agree Spike's gonna z-snap and call someone "girlfriend", insist my turtle son isn't gay, and watch Ones of Beavers. We concur about Rainbulge Dick because there's like three MC Skat Kats. MC Skat Taur, if you will. Hey, while we're here, is there anyone else you wanna threaten? Our website is at isekai....

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans experience Apple Bloom's Worms Armageddon in season 5 episode 4, Bloom & Gloom! We experience turn-based anxiety, worry about getting paid in woims, and shake our heads at xmites, the everything bugs. Hey, gotta hope the butt lottery keeps feeding you young blood! At least we're havin' some rock stock in barrels. Hot new fan art: https://isekai.horse/karmacandiedre...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans start deermaxxing in season 5 episode 3, Castle Sweet Castle! We watch Pinkie Pie do a 9/11, exchange money for goods and plastic jesuses, and experience a Rainbow Dash Alcoholism Moment. We agree we don't need Uncle Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom and, like, are you just jealous that my clickussy change the channel severely while yours doth not? Our website is at...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans agree tweets don't make sense any more in season 5 episode 2, The Cutie Map Part 2! We agree Starlight made her neurotypical, she took my horseport, and that we hate this Reddit Pinkie Pie. They Neil DeGrasse Tyson'd her! We are low on loaf and high on scrotch as we unlock the infinite hair glitch and we make a bridge out of dick balloons. While you're at it, can y...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans watch Spike sleep in his cuck chair in season 5 episode 1, The Cutie Map Part 1! We agree he's fucking rubyjuicing, we ask if you communists could ever invent the Nokia N-Gage, and appreciate the fresh princess of boot-mare. We watch the Ummy, see Fluttershy's really good butt and decide to renounce communism, and give the porn vault talk. Beans's Badges: https://b...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans observe some fart huffing fetish material as we discuss the second half of the second Equestria Girls movie, Rainbow Rocks! We're lucky Eminem doesn't exist in this world, attack Rarity with magnets, and agree Trixie has an unfair advantage making electronic music because she's transgender. Take that, Raingooners! "Someone's gotta do something...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans slurp up the fart and get more powerful as we discuss the first half of the second Equestria Girls movie, Rainbow Rocks! We make some topical social commentary about the world's worst boymoders, we agree that Mrs. Cake will pee in your mouth once, and Applejack drank some cider. At least one of us becomes a McCarthyist, we're both surprised Sombra is bisexual, and,...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have an #OrbMoment in season 4 episode 26, Twilight's Kingdom Part 2! We appreciate some weed-smoking girlfriend-coded princesses and spankle your bollocks, mum, until Tirek slonks our entire shit so we lose our cockney accent. We admire Tirek's dragon balls, enter the ideal zone, and become large and pointing. We ask why Twilight has an evil castle and welcome you...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enrich the Twilight in season 4 episode 25, Twilight's Kingdom Part 1! It is good to know Twilight's still alive even though she doesn't get to say "Tatarus". We commiserate about Mondays, and, let's be honest here, I'm trying to get my soul schlorped clean out my horn this weekend. Hell no I'm not registered to horse vote. We comment on some Tirek libertarian mome...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans describe this episode as "bad!" season 4 episode 24, Equestria Games! Come get on the Joe Pogan experience, get sent to Crystalantanamo Bay, and bite with our crystal teeth (creeth). You know, if you see a bullfrog on a fencepost, somepony put him there. Commission Kos at https://bit.ly/DraekosComm ! Check out the DVS vods, including our Violet Core game, at https:...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are *Sweetie Belle voice* yoloing in season 4 episode 23, Inspiration Manifestation! Come as all these booktok influencers keep telling me to read the cursed tome, stick Rarity's eyes on my childhood bedroom ceiling, and agree that the birchussy would pop severely. Fortunately, there's plenty of room for my puppets while slenderma'am collects my patches. We specula...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking how beans are you in season 4 episode 22, Trade Ya!! We celebrate our horsetruckiversary on October 21, we point at a marelet that will eventually enlengthen, and we sign a Twilight Sparkle Rookie Card. We admire Rainbow Dash's whole business and taint because she has to expose her entire perineum to Daring Do and the Sapphire Statue. We agree we've alwa...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are asking about the first iPad baby in season 4 episode 21, Testing Testing 1, 2, 3! We hoot and holler about how the cider house rules, nod about how Rainbow Dash is going to have to repeat the second grade, and concur about the way you fuck Celestia and then die. But not before enjoying some hickory-smoked Icarus! Pinkie Pie's face ponus is voted most likely to...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are up corking our horn in season 4 episode 20, Leap of Faith! Remember, all old people are wrong about everything. Come watch as Applejack beats the background pony allegations while we're based as baking powder. You can't even eat paint chips any more because of woke cringe grandparents. We agree that a situation is an event with more than one outcome and that it...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate an epic self-consistent magic system in season 4 episode 19, For Whom The Sweetie Belle Tolls! We write a Den of Geek article about it, and start Sweetie Belle as a child with real tongue leavings! Poor thing can't even clown right. The thing about me is that I simply cannot sleep without my Fluttershy butt glasses while this Rarity cloud is pissing me o...

Graceful Spark and Spilled agree dames rule in season 4 episode 18, Maud Pie! We notice the dress doesn't talk, admire Boulder the Rock, and tell Pinkie Pie she can't say that to a hummingbird. Meanwhile, Berry Punch has her whole pussy out. Geek Social Fallacies: https://plausiblydeniable.com/five-geek-social-fallacies/ Check out the Digital Villainy Summit at d-v-s.online ! Check out The...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans grow into my powerful child diaphragm in season 4 episode 18, Somepony to Watch Over Me! We click through the Applejack soup tutorial, tell Big Mac we're yearnin', hit another cinemare sins ding, and shake our heads at the Apple Bloom fridge chips. We get got by the classic Applejack rake chastity routine, then the What Are Hands reversal, and, of course, g...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask about my birchussy in season 4 episode 16, It Ain't Easy Being Breezies! We admire George Washington's traditional wood pussy, show the pandas porn, and, for all we know, they fuck pollen. We go picket fence mode with the fellas, some real box-of-crayons birds. Aren't we all under the hoof of Big Applejack, much like the feeder kink micro settling in with one R...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember when Shape Rotator moved into town in season 4 episode 15, Twilight Time! RIP Diamond Tiara, you would have loved ChatGPT. Come hear a list of children that are bad, try to explain Twilight Sparkle to an American, and behead Mareie Womantoinette. Remember, women want me, fish are me, and me am fish because it must be the work of an enemy lemonade stand. We...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discover science's cute for jokes in season 4 episode 14, Filli Vanilli! We embark on a bisexual Spike arc, or "bark", we've had second puberty, yes, but what about third puberty, and POV: you are getting vored. We're gonna tell our kids this was Bocchi the Rock, or possibly Flutter the Shy. Just remember Twilight is the Pentagon in this situation, and if you don't...