We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans are gonna be skeleton dust one day in season 4 episode 13, Simple Ways! It's time for some small-town Shiek. He discovered Miami, you know. It's not woke to be named Smallpox Blankets any more, but it's still cool to talk about the Buttfor Principle. We're on scrotch for Bad Applejack, so look out! You know Cousin Apple Piss isn't real, but do you know what is? An...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans celebrate some other kind of pride in season 4 episode 12, Pinkie Pride! It's not a hootenanny, it's just an outing! Come along as we avert the course of horsetery, ask good lookin' to trap Rainbow Dash, and admire some bespoke-ass horse faces while she was getting her lemon pussy put in. Watch out! Someone's forgetting lore! The certificate in question is at https...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine ourselves as the shiny FDRmobile in season 4 episode 11, Three's a Crowd! You wouldn't want them to be cisparent, would you? I'm already blue, you asshole! Come as Pinkie Pie fucking dies, we become trapped in Cube 2: Hypercube, acknowledge that Discord knows about and possibly did 9/11, and do a gender reveal on this flower. I support a woman's right to em...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans witness the Pinkie Pie redemption arc in season 4 episode 10, Rainbow Falls! Here, respecting women gets a yeah! Personally, I'm with horse when it comes to Rainbow Dash hoof lettuce. We listen to Fleetfoot Mac's Rumares, admire a man with many bulges, and appreciate some shy feeder fetish sub energy. We open hoof slam the Chron-neigh-cles of Maredick VHS into the...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans announce good news! It's now weird when we have sex in season 4 episode 9, Pinkie Apple Pie! We acknowledge that Horse Fast and Furious is about family, meet Pattern Baldness and Pussy Whip, and notice that this dick tastes familiar. Will you, our listeners, understand Dr. Philtrum? We have our best "what are hands" yet while twinks are always dismantling my jalopy...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 8, Rarity Takes Manehattan! We theorize about what could be Scout's mom, appreciate an apple jack, gentrify a Pinkie Pie song, talk about where minutes come from, and give some special dispensation to Big Macintosh. And, hey, Spike's dagwoodmoding while Rarity achieves Super White Woman God White Woman. Check out The La...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 7, Bats!! We take a whimsical journey with James and the Giant Apple, we really make you think about apples, and, as always, announce the witching hour. The thing about women is that they love branch and that girls need their bessence in order to suck. Please only send us related peemails. Music credits for this episode...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Bean...s meet enjoy Riven: The Sequel to Myst (mare Myst) in season 4 episode 6, Power Ponies! We play Horse Flipper, do some Extreme Marekovher: Horse Edition, and, hey, try reading book hole. After all, some days you're the beams, some days you're the woman. We do agree that shampoo expires, though, baby. Check out The Scandalous Sybil Throat ! Check out The Last Days...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet HOA Harshwhinny in season 4 episode 5, Flight to the Finish! Don't let anyone dull your Dusk Shine while we meet my dad, Emerald Mine. Let's see if we can get our shooting JFK (John Frankfurter Kiss) cutie marks. There's just SO much horse. Also, hey, you should commission our darling Beans (https://bit.ly/DraekosComm) We're gonna be at Vancoufur this weekend...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate the Women Real Engine in season 4 episode 4, Daring Don't! Come wonder at Vriska kin Rainbow Dash, a real life Vriskhorse, from inside Grace balls. We debate the merits of pinkie down pieonomics, marvel at the Ring of Bestiny, and, of course, the Great and Powerful Penis. Happy National Random Holiday Party Day to all who celebrate. Check out The Last Da...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get put in little plastic capsules in season 4 episode 3, Castle Mane-ia! Come as they're making me a super super rare five star PNG, ask if you'd do it for a spikey snack, horse book loaf wins, and, of course, what is a pussy if not nature's weird hallway? Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam ! Our website is at isekai.horse ! Our tumblr is HorseI...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask why Luna would do something like this in Season 4 episode 2, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part Two! Come along as we urge Twilight to drink the time cum, write a letter to the princess about fracking, and don't wanna to let Rainbow Dash vote. They're trauma bonding without you, you know. Over there where friendship is dirt. Check out The Last Days of Friendship V...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans agree Fluttershy might like to be a twink in Season 4 episode 1, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part One! Come with us as we Gurren Logoff, Pray the Tongue Away, and try to become Vine stars but it's 2024. Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam ! Our website is at isekai.horse ! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com ! Our cohost is @HorseIsekai ! Our twit...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enjoy a novelty Princess Celestia-shaped pencil eraser in our Equestria Girls mailbag and Fall of Sunset Shimmer discussion! Also available in video form. Check out some 90s horror webcomic face, learn it from you, mom, unlock eyebrows for 30 minutes a day, notice Princess Celestia's eye crusties, and get slurped into the kuribussy. We consider wing tucking, ride i...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do the Mij face at the camera as we discuss the second half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We get flashbanged by penis, have our nipples surgically replaced with the patreon logo, enjoy trying to have sex with a horse, engage with a perfect 50/50 cringe/bop ratio, enjoy some dick lickable cloptent, and don't talk to us unless you can put your rainbow dick in m...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans admire the most important hat in all of Equestria as we discuss the first half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We go wives akimbo, have the cutie mandate of heaven, shake our heads at this mareless wretch, and, of course, you'll never fit in if you can't tuck. Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam ! Our website is at isekai.horse ! Our tumblr is...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans asked for NO pickles in season 3 episode 13, Magical Mystery Cure! We only respect good dragon in this house, fuck you if you weren't born, thank Miss America, remember that Rainbow Dash loved being in that jar, and acknowledge my faithful student, Timbits Skunkle. Thanks, Miss America! Spark's story is, as always, on her website! Check out The Last Days of Friends...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans violate the copyright in season 3 episode 12, Games Ponies Play! We consider Better Chrysalis Theory, gak on my gyro bowl til I stabilize, become narutypical and the next hokage (horse hokage), and enjoy Chekov's Bun while we're welcomed to the wiki. Check out our socials for Everfree Northwest 2024 stuff! Like on Cohost! It'll be this weekend! And the event schedu...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't sell baskets of eggs covered in cloth in season 3 episode 11, Just For Sidekicks! They crucify our boy, we do that thing to Horse Shinzo Abe, and eventually build up an immunity to fall damage while Sparky need drinky. Check out our socials for Everfree Northwest 2024 stuff! Like on Cohost! And the event schedule on the Everfree Northwest website! Check out T...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider an interesting argument. Unfortunately, we've already drawn you as the blown-out Rarity in season 3 episode 10, Keep Calm and Flutter On. We appreciate Spoonity, become Ourbiquitous, comrade, and, of course, splat booda bing, you're done, you two-faced gravy misunderstander. Check out our socials for Everfree Northwest 2024 stuff! Like on Cohost! Check out...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans check out some foss pornography in season 3 episode 9, Spike At Your Service. We list 12 buckets to knock over before you die, shoot a man named dick pope, acknowledge the neighstalgia critic, get into our shipping gayzebo, and, of course, go count grass. If you want to develop an opinion on the LLVM mascot, check out their logo page . Spark's story was good enough...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have the high ground in season 3 episode 8, Apple Family Reunion. We have surprising apple opinions, refuse to get red delicious pilled, fuhgeddaboutit, consider the Super Ontmario Sisters, and, of course. Gay bats. Happy pride! Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam ! Our website is at isekai.horse ! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.com ! Our cohost...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wish the mail pony would just cum already in season 3 episode 7, Wonderbolts Academy. After all, in Canterlot, you can be cum. We watch someone get assigned bottom at academy, consider the Interneightional Horse Chess Federation, meet Copr, Maldr, and Seethr, agree we have trans hooves, have a crumb of loaf, and make some pro-teen powder. Check out The Last Days of...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans marvel at the rare and powerful scroaf in season 3 episode 6, Sleepless in Ponyville. We say hi to Scrunchaloaf, join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Couch, meet Sleep Deprivedaloo and Sweaty Belle, and, of course, mare door hook hoof car horse. DapperLilArts's Shrek fic is on her FimFiction ! Check out The Last Days of Friendship Valley on Steam ! Our website...

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a little toe trolling in season 3 episode 5, Magic Duel. We experience the reverse Samus twist, fail the boychdel test, listen to mare chemarechal romarence, and appreciate a neurotypical short king and ethical mare balls while we watch the Great and Powerful Trixie make this estrogen disappear. Our website is at isekai.horse ! Our tumblr is HorseIsekai.tumblr.c...