We Watch Shudder - A Horror Movie Podcast

What's the worst possible way to find out that just because a pumpkin is technically a fruit doesn't mean it belongs in a fruit salad? Let's all find out together!

A movie neither of us really enjoyed still led Jenna and me to a pretty lengthy discussion about how shitty the world is for women and how it's entirely the fault of men - and that's just the truth, whether you want to accept it or not. 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:02:59 spoiler-free thoughts 00:13:09 plot summary 00:32:14 spoiler-filled thoughts with lengthy detour in the shitty state of the...

Will JD and Jenna both realize this movie is even better than they thought it was at first while they are talking about it? Let's all find out together! (Spoiler alert, they do!) 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:02 spoiler-free thoughts 00:18:47 tbi tl;dr - plot summary 00:31:35 spoiler-filled thoughts 01:27:20 closing jibber-jabber

Will a bunch of teenagers taking up shelter in their high school during the zombie apocalypse act any differently or survive any better than any other group of people anywhere in the zombie apocalypse? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:14:51 curry barker's obsession spoiler-free thoughts 00:29:09 spoiler-free thoughts 00:37:36 tbi tl;dr plot summary 00:44:01 spoiler-fi...

If an Aztec death whistle is blown in the forest, but nobody is there to hear it, how the hell did it get blown in the first place? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:12:57 spoiler-free thoughts 00:17:13 tbi tl;dr - plot summary 00:30:30 spoiler-filled thoughts 00:56:14 closing jibber-jabber 

Why do you think they changed the name of this film - originally titled Witte Wieven, which is a Dutch mythology thing but literally translates to "white women" - when this came to the States? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:12:42 spoiler-free thoughts 00:26:53 tbi tl;dr - plot summary 00:36:48 spoiler-filled thoughts 00:59:33 closing jibber-jabber

Will special guest host Jenna be able to successfully fill Michelle's shoes while tolerating JD with the same level of grace and patience as Michelle? Also, how did we feel about Dolly? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:52 spoiler-free thoughts 00:17:41 tbi tl;dr plot summary 00:24:52 spoiler discussion 01:14:12 closing jibber-jabber

Did Night Patrol live up to Michelle's hopes for more delightful Justin Long horror films? Was JD able to stay level about CM Punk? And how the heck did Over Your Dead Body get in there? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:02:04 bonus spoiler-free review: over your dead body 00:11:26 night patrol spoiler-free thoughts 00:22:40 bicycle day detour 00:26:10 tbi tl;dr plot s...

What could be so compelling about Racheal Cain's SOMNIUM that it lead to nearly ninety minutes of in-depth discussion, one of the longest of our 350+ episodes to date? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:15:57 spoiler free thoughts 00:28:36 tbi tl;dr (plot summary) 00:35:21 spoiler section discussion 01:41:12 closing jibber-jabber

How many times will Michelle get derailed into talking about Psycho Goreman? How many times will JD say the phrase "long in the tooth"? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:19 sword and sorcery and sexual assault 00:13:40 spoiler-free thoughts 00:23:56 tbi tl;dr (plot summary) 00:31:10 spoiler section 01:04:42 closing jibber-jabber

We're heavy on Horror in the After Times (aka Post-COVID Horror) this month but there's plenty to talk about. Will JD really give up this easily on writing an episode description after four years? Lets all find out together!

How did knowing everything about the game affect Michelle's reaction? How did knowing nothing about the game affect JD's reaction? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:12:43 spoiler free thoughts 00:27:02 tbi tl;dr 00:32:46 spoiler section 01:05:44 closing jibber-jabber

Are you prepared for another session of the most important horror news you didn't have the time, desire, or mental illness to keep up with? Let's all find out together!

What's the worst that could happen when a cop gets caught on bodycam shooting someone during a disturbance call? Let's all find out together!

How are you with heights, and potentially falling long distances? How are you with shitty parents who don't understand boundaries, especially the superhero dad type? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 - opening jibber-jabber 00:18:47 - spoiler-free thoughts 00:28:08 - tbi tl;dr 00:43:20 - spoiler section 01:12:43 - closing jibber-jabber

What would happen if you had dementia, and it ended up bringing back traumatic repressed memories, and you start doing things you would never normally do? Is this a strong argument against mustaches? Let's all find out together!

Will Michelle finally start counting her media consumption by total running time, as JD continues to insist? Did she already do it and JD completely ignored it because he got mad about AI? Let's all find out together!

Will Michelle be able to predict what JD thought of Hugh Grant taking a stab (pun fully intended) at something more horror adjacent? Will JD continue to running-time-shame everything he sees? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:41 spoiler-free thoughts 00:19:34 tbi tl;dr 00:40:32 spoiler section 01:04:35 closing jibber-jabber

Coming in a couple of days late, but we assure you it will be worth it! Head's up on this one, JD gets real emotional again towards the end. Is it for good reasons or bad reasons? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:13:45 spoiler-free thoughts 00:25:07 tbi;tldr - plot summary / spoiler-filled thoughts 01:25:22 closing jibber-jabber

Did Michelle's love of horror video games and people who play them find the joy in Iron Lung that she did not find in Return to Silent Hill? Was JD even able to care about a video game movie at all? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:24:06 spoiler-free thoughts 00:35:05 tbi tl;dr - plot summary 00:50:19 spoiler-filled thoughts 01:28:32 closing jibber-jabber

We talked about both Creep films AND season one of The Creep Tapes back in episode 276. Is Michelle still completely taken in by the many shades of Mark Duplass? Does JD still want more plot? Let's all find out together!

Is the world prepared for the return of wine buzz Michelle, and what might have happened to conjure her return to the podcast? Let's all find out together!

What sort of hijinx could ensue when a girl with cancer and her dad go on a trip to the woods to see a possible witch about a possible cure? Let's all find out together! 00:00 opening jibber-jabber 10:26 spoiler-free thoughts 29:25 tbi tl;dr - plot summary 37:11 spoiler-filled thoughts