We Watch Shudder - A Horror Movie Podcast

Michelle is so obsessed with horror news that there isn't room for it all in the monthly Michelle in Review anymore, so now we bring you Michelle in the News talking upcoming releases, new project announcements, and more! Will that title stick? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross military grunts fresh out of basic training with a Timor Sea great white shark? Let's all find out together!

Is this really the routine murder mystery it may seem to be, or is their something far more sinister lurking beneath the sands of A Desert? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross a summer camp coming of age movie with a summer camp slasher movie? Let's all find out together!

WARNING: LIST SPOILERS IN THE FULL DESCRIPTION FOR THE ALGORITHM . . . . . . . . . . JD'S TOP FIVE SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - THE RULE OF JENNY PENN 4 - BEST WISHES TO ALL 3 - REFLECTION IN A DEAD DIAMOND 2 - THE UGLY STEPSISTER 1 - GOOD BOY MICHELLE'S TOP FIVE SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - BEST WISHES TO ALL 4 - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN 3 - GRAFTED 2 - THE UGLY STEPSISTER 1 - GOOD BOY JD'S TOP FIVE NON-SHUDDER RELEASES...

The real question is what should the title of the third movie be? Return of the Influencer? Influencer 3: The Revenge? Influencer with a Vengence? Influencer Jones and the Last Crusade? Let's all find out together!

We're back with a look at the lastest Shudder Original, Influencers. It's the sequel to 2023's Influencer, which Michelle and I both enjoyed. So how did we feel about the followup? And what about the real question - what should the title of the third movie be? Return of the Influencer? Influencer 3: The Revenge? Influencer with a Vengence? Influencer Jones and the Last Crusade? Let's all find out...

In which we discuss various titles such as Iron Lung, Trash's Revenge, Abraham's Boys, A Serbian Film, Wicked: For Good, Food Network Tournament of Champions, and much more! Mostly I just wanted to put A Serbian Film and Wicked: For Good right next to each other in a sentence. The duality is delightful. Or whatever.

Do Michelle and JD remember how to do a podcast after six weeks of time off? Let's all find out together! SKIP AHEAD TIMESTAMPS 00:01:00 welcome back: the great therapy portion in the sky 00:35:30 v/h/s/Halloween 00:43:45 dream eater 00:48:27 shelby oaks 00:53:17 the woman in the yard 00:54:37 opus 00:56:39 bring her back 01:02:23 hell house llc lineage 01:19:14 famous last words: jane goodall

We're taking a break after this episode, friends. We talk about why up front in the episode, and then we talk at length about a movie that has captured a nice little slice of the zeitgeist. Is he really a good boy? Let's all find out together!

What happens when a TikTok star with fifty million followers writes, directs, and produces a found footage horror movie co-starring and co-produced by another TikTok star with thirty million followers? Let's all find out together!

If death is what you sow, is death what you will reap? Let's all find out together!

How long of a rant about how far even physically fit but not otherwise specially trained human beings could actually walk without collapsing was Michelle able to bait JD into at the end of the episode? Let's all find out together!

*CORRECTED AUDIO* Is this your typical shark movie, or is it actually a rather gritty serial killer film? Let's all find out together!

Whether it's new horror, classic horror, video game horror, literary horror, or horror news and upcoming releases, Michelle has thoughts on it all. How much did she devour this month? Let's all find out together!

How did The Twin (2025) compare to The Twin (2022)? Let's all find out together!

Do you contain multitudes? Let's all find out together!

What is that? Is it soup? Is it just soup for your family? Let's all find out together!

With a title like Clown in a Confield, you probably think there will be both a clown and a cornfield, and that the former would be located within the latter - but is that really the case? Let's all find out together!

Are you ready for two hours and twenty-two minutes of the best podcast content you'll ever hear while listenting to this episode and nothing else? Is anyone ready? Were we even ready? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross the Predator with the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Let's all find out together!

Why is the creepy thing in the bag with the spider legs called Possum if it has spider legs? Let's all find out together! NOTE: this episode includes frank discussion of child abuse.

Whatcha gonna do when pregnancy, isolation, and a murderous psychopath run wild on you? Let's all find out together!