We Only Do One Take Podcast

Episode 69 – Clapping Dem Trans Alien Cheeks – We Only Do One Take Podcast We promised a sexy 69th episode, and the boys are in the studio for the least sexy episode ever. Turch rants about the lack of the money shot in porn. He really wants to see cum all over a girl. But he also rants about motivational speakers. Kieran brings in a story about a 150 year old dildo from China, made of Chine, sitt...

Episode 68 – Kieran becomes a Boomer – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are back in front of a live studio audience! On the casting couch (as Kieran called it) with us today is Niall! Kieran decides to be the biggest boomer on earth and complains about millennials not being appreciative. Turch on the other hand rants about Gift Cards. Jess decides to take Turch’s gift card. Kieran brings up his fasc...

Episode 67 - STORM AREA 51 – We Only Do One Take Podcast We are coming to get you area 51! In this episode the boys talk about the hug event where only 1.5 million people who are planning to storm 51! Kieran reviews a film. No wait, he reviews the cinema in Ballarat, and gets told off for eating. Turch rants about the television show Taboo. And the boys go through the top chocolate bars in Austral...

In this weeks episode.... Turch rants about pens! Kieran provides another excellent movie review! Korean woman get a mention and we discuss weird stuff found at music festivals.

The boys are back with a new episode, and this will be the first new episode to be on Spotify! That’s right, the show is on Spotify. Pornhub, you’re next. Jess is on this show, and she is there to confirm the winner of the WODOT weight loss challenge and someone has to read an apology. A video will be out very soon on YouTube. Jess then rants about cooking, recipes and her inability to scroll down...

Episode 64 – Chips, Hotdogs, and Thots – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran tells us how he organised a meeting where he just watched sports. The weight loss challenge ends next week! Australia was just surveyed to find out what is Australia’s favourite chip. The boys go through the finding with a fine tooth comb and discover that it’s wrong. Kieran tells us what is harder than getting into Harvar...

Episode 63 – The Speed of Elections – We Only Do One Take Podcast Huge episode (as usual). The boys also talk about their weight loss challenge and how they are better than Australian television presenter Samantha Armytage. Turch rants about speed signed and old science, and somehow starts a political campaign. Speaking of campaigning, the election results are finally out and everyone is super hap...

In this weeks (delayed) episode, it’s Kieran Birthday!!! Thanks to everyone who sent in a birthday message. We discuss cos play, people injecting oil in their dicks, toilet humour, Michael Jackson, mean with beards have smaller penises, new condoms on the market, and the best invention ever, a baguette pillow!

The challenge is definitely on with the weight loss challenge with the boys well on their way, both via different methods. Kieran on the LIte’n’Easy and Turch on the keto diet. The weight loss has definitely started! Kieran down 2.5 kilos and Turch down 4.9 kilos. Insanity! But since the weight loss challenge has been going on, the boy’s toilet usage has changed. Turch rants about dry pisses, and...

Episode 61 – Losing Weight and Respect– We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap, a new challenger has appeared! Kieran has returned from holiday to find out he is the heaviest he has ever been. Turch agrees; they are both the heaviest they have ever been. A WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE to rival the Boomer vs Zoomer podcast begins! Kieran tells us a story of Vietnam, again… I’m pretty sure that has been sai...

Episode 60 –Wod vs Wog featuring Asterios Kokkinos – We Only Do One Take Podcast Can you believe Asterios Kokkinos is on the show! We chat about: • Terrible Australian internet • Australian comedians and actors • How much better Australia is compared to New Zealand • Goon of Fortune • The new Star Wars trailer, George Lucas’s love of Jar Jar Binks and Disney • The Ukraine comedian who became the P...

In this weeks (delayed) episode, we discuss the budget! Turch or Kieran rants about something important! I'm a little bit drunk uploading this in Vietnam, getting the spoons. Happy Easter!

Episode 57 –The Earth Is Flat and We Have Proof – We Only Do One Take Podcast Kieran is live in the studio for episode 57 of the podcast! And what an episode we have on our hands. Kieran and Turch both have rants this time on very different topics. Kieran brings in the double up of ads on YouTube videos. Turch may have a solution, and the boys have a million dollar idea. On the other hand, Turch r...

Episode 56 – Shooters and Boomers and Pedos, Oh My! – We Only Do One Take Podcast Another episode with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, massive technical issues. Sigh. Sorry for the audio quality on this one. With us is returning guest all the way back from episode 10, Damien! A huge debating/ranting episode this one. Kieran brings up the Australian meme Eggboi. Turch goes on a rant, and Damien a...

In this weeks episode Turch rants about straws, Kieran goes on strike and has a fight with an SJW. Turch discusses the UK porn ban and we end up in a religion debate. Enjoy!

Episode 54 – Weird Fetishes with Dahn Rozario - We Only Do One Take Podcast This is the first episodes we are doing with Kieran via Skype, and incredibly, we only had a few small technical issues. On this week’s episode, we have another incredible guest: professional stand-up comedian Dahn Rozario! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on...

Episode 52 – You don’t dog the boys and you don’- We Only Do One Take Podcast In this week’s episode we have the CEO of our favourite news site back on the show, The Watsonia Bugle! In this episode, Turch tells a fantastic story about the greatest feeling in the world: being 100% right and tells everyone how his dad made that feeling even better. Kieran brings in stats from our favourite website,...

Episode 51 - Duncan the Drinking Bird - We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome back to the We Only Do One Take Podcast! Episode 51, how did we come so far! The boys are back in a new studio bringing you the hot news from around the globe. A lot has changed other than the new studio. Kieran has moved to Ballarat for a new job and he goes on a super incredible rant about induction days. Turch gives us...

Episode 50 – Holy Crap it’s the 50th Episode – We Only Do One Take Podcast Holy crap, 50 episodes of the show! How the hell did we make it this far? On this show we have special recurring guest, the beautiful, the funny, the annoying Jess on the mic. Jess kicks us off a rant. Guess what, it’s another rant about Kieran. It’s about episode 48. Holy crap what a shitshow. (Thank you James from Sydney)...

Episode 49 – The First Massage of the New Year – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all of our lovely wankers out there! We are starting this year with another live episode from our Phillip Island studio in front of a live audience! Sadly, there is no dildo testing competition this year. Check out our previous Phillip Island show here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJxBRHJkya0 but Kie...

We'll it is finally up! The actual episode 48! This has to be one the best episodes we have recorded! We talk about Jesus's foreskin, Christmas and how people want to fuck the Grinch! Check it out!

In this weeks episode... We rant about how the beer price is out of control. Also, a man builds a giant sculpture of a rude finger, poo is found on every McDonalds touch screen and Kieran is nominated for an award (the Uber late award)! If you have a rant or a compliant, address it to the CEO, and we'll get back to you in 2019 (or 2020).

Can you believe it, we are up to Episode 46! A message from the CEO To our dear listeners, Episode 46 is a cracker of a podcast. I am proud of our on time delivery of our podcasts. In fact, when we compare ourselves to other organisations, such as Connex or Yarra Trams, we bet them on time delivery by 1000%! In fact, our podcasts are always delivered on time (within the margin of error)! Enjoy

Episode 45 – The Birthday Special In this week’s episode… Kieran has a movie review. It gets a whopping 2.5 stars! The best yet. An Italian city installs speed cameras, they collect 58,000 speeding fines in first two weeks. Turch reveals he has never received a speeding find. We discuss the science behind why wombats poo are shaped as cubes. A woman is suing her boyfriend as his long penis stretch...

It's out. And it's terrible. Enjoy mother fuckers.