We Only Do One Take Podcast

Episode 92 – Bad Parking – We Only Do One Take Podcast After the disaster of a ‘bonus episode’ Turch is back on the show to ensure that it is both high energy and on track. The boys celebrate 10,000 listens on SoundCloud. Very exciting times! Turch comes flying in with a rant about parallel parking. And the boys ensure they cover all the news this week including horse semen, corona virus, Bill Cli...

Turch is away this week...so Niall has come back to the studio. This is most likely the best show that has ever been recorded!!! Enjoy this special episode.

Back in studio are two of our favourite guests, Cienan (aka Cee Jay and the Cosplay) and Heidi (aka the award winning Heidzdeecosplay). They are back in the studio, and they are engaged! Kieran rants about going to a baptism, and how he let himself down. Turch rants about rewards points, and uncovers another scam. But more importantly, the newly engaged couple and Turch complain about people askin...

Episode 90 – Getting Healthy – We Only Do One Take Podcast This week the boys have a very special guest: blogger, learner and naturopath Stefan Filippo from https://www.stefanfilippohealth.com/. They go in deed, learning all about how Stefan got into naturopathy, how he practises and in talk about topics including detoxing, mindful eating and some principles to help keep you healthy. Kieran rants...

Episode 89 – Turch Ruins the Show– We Only Do One Take Podcast Back in the studio and the episode starts off strong. Rants about teachers, Spotify not having everything you want, not being able to find Bugs Bunny cartoons and people not flushing the toilet. A man gets arrested for calling his mate while riding on a horse. And then Turch ruins the episode with stuff about paedophiles, a woman sayin...

Episode 88 – Sexy Clams– We Only Do One Take Podcast It’s hot and sweaty and the boys are Skyping in for convenience. Turch rants about body hair, in particular ass hair. Why do we have it, why do we need it and why are we not talking about it during sex ed? We discuss the most hilarious lawsuit of this year. Kieran tells us how to bake in space, and amazing this has nothing to do with weed. Turch...

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Episode 87 – Sex Robots Singing Karaoke – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back in the studio after the most insane interview we have ever done. An early recording session; just before they go to see Dead City Ruins in Northcote, the boys are all over the place again. Turch rants about toothpaste and the Billboard chart of rock songs of the decade and gives you a bunch of cool music to lis...

Episode 86 – Diaper Time – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome to the first proper episode of the New Year and by do we start with something amazing. On this week’s episode we interview a gentleman named Tyler who is a part of the Adult Baby Diaper Lover community. Turch and Kieran get to dive into the world of ABDL with Tyler, go into his story and ask all the questions they have. Super fascinati...

Episode 85 – Happy New Year Same as the Old – We Only Do One Take Podcast Happy New Year to all! Welcome to the worst show of the year. It’s only up from here. Turch has a new years resolution, Kieran tells a story and the boys are hungry. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail...

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Episode 83 – Our Weird Relationship – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back are very much in the season of obligation and the struggle is real. Turch is sick, and Kieran tells us about his bus experience. The boys dissect a polyamorous relationship where a woman has 4 partners, and is having a baby with one. Turch tells us about climate change from the past. And Kieran tells us his views o...

Episode 82 – Welcome to our Ted Talk – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are back, and are very much ready for the season of obligation. In this week’s episode the boys discuss the Fat Acceptance movement, and Turch then bring sin a Ted ex Talk from a Fat Acceptance Movement advocate. Kieran psychoanalyses her, and a determination is made. Kieran tells us about cows wearing VR headsets, which i...

Episode 81 – Happy Birthday Turch – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very special birthday episode this week: it’s Turch’s birthday. Turch rants about getting older and stupid injuries, while Kieran tells us how he injured his ankle. A chat about the LGBTQ community and their perception to the American public brings on many a jokes about a party. Kieran invites us to go to the vagina museum. Turch te...

Episode 80 – WODOT Reviews Episode Seven – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! In this episode we review episode 7 of our own podcast. To help us with the review we have Jess on the show! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on Sou...

Annnndddd.....itsss out! Episode 79! The Podcast War continues! We also discuss what is the best use of nail clippings and we find a floating hotel in North Korea.

Episode 78 – KARAOKE TIME - We Only Do One Take Podcast In this episode, we have special; guest Dr Ayounb! Turch rants about shopping trolleys. Kieran tells us about the upgrade in the USA Defence Force. Still ahead of the NBN in Australia. Ayoub tells us about a new study involving chickens and how it’s important to be good looking. Turch brings in clips from the Stuttering John Show in support o...

Back in the studio we have professional stand-up comedian Dahn the Mahn!! Dahn has been working the circuits here in Melbourne for the last two years. Recently he has been on stage with a bunch of cool Australian comedians and is even hosting a bunch of events around Melbourne. Check out his latest show at the COMEDY ON HIGH at Wesley Ann Tickets here; https://www.facebook.com/events/2621781111698...

Episode 76 – How to Review a Brothel – We Only Do One Take Podcast A very odd episode this one. The boys have come out a drunken stupor from the AFL Grand Final to bring you this episode. In this episode the boys rant about the people behind the register, and the people behind you in line. Kieran tells us how he nearly fought a guy over a car spot and tells us the debacle over Turch’s BBQ. Mind yo...

Episode 75 - Poo Patrol It's a real shit show this week! We discuss toilet etiquette and taking a poo at work!

Episode 74 – How to Get a Hot Date – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 74, and we want to help all the men find hot chicks to date. Na not really. Ewe go one to find out who women want top marry these days, and how men being poor is the problem. Kieran tells us the tale of bad communication, penetration and the law. Turch brings in more cool things up for sale in his area. Kieran is on the k...

Episode 73 – Turch fan boys over Maximum Bob – We Only Do One Take Podcast HOLY CRAP! MAXIMUM BOB IS ON THE SHOW! In a dream come true for Turch, get gets to talk with Maximum Bob from the Stockyard Skinners! Bob tells the stories of his interactions with Buckethead, Mr. Bungle, System of a Down, Praxis and a whole bunch more. Please we get to talk about his new music project, the Stockyard Skinne...

Episode 72 –Teachers Suck – We Only Do One Take Podcast Its episode 72, we all of a sudden we hate Teachers. Kieran is on the keto diet, and that has caused him to be extra ranty today. He start off with wiping poo off his face, and then gets on to talking up using baby wipes to wipe his ass. Somehow if becomes a real shit show. Kieran doubles up on the rants and rants about ride sharing apps; the...

In this weeks episode... Special guest Niall joins us and rants about twins! Turch rants about universal music records being burned in a fire AND Kieran discusses an app that can track your FARTS!! We also add are two cents to the Jeffery Epstein scandal.

Episode 70 – WODOT Reviews Episode Three – We Only Do One Take Podcast We review our own episode, WATP style! Heaps of fun. Goddamn we suck. Check us out on YouTube! More videos from the best bits of the show coming! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSFyzgJFwtE Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mai...