We Only Do One Take Podcast

Episode 117 – Live with Shitty Song of the Week – We Only Do One Take Podcast Shitty Song of the Week are here live with us! But they are late… so while we wait we take about the porn star that hates us and stickers on fruit. Then the song battle begins; Tom Morello vs Stevie Ray Vaughan. Who is worse? All this and more on this week’s show! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundc...

Episode 116 – Eating Shit – We Only Do One Take Podcast On a cold Monday night, the Turch rants about the double standards of eating Nutella out of the jar and how Kieran judges his relationship with Jess. A woman gives a blowjob to a homeless man while urinating, Kieran sells the idea to eat other people’s shit and how to save up to buy a house. Kieran raps WAP and Trump Watch returns. All this a...

Another live episode! This week the boys talk about bad emails and having no access to water. Kieran brings in cases of serial poopers and poop bandits. Turch talks about a mother of a dead transgender woman who wants to keep her sperm. And with TikTok being sold, Kieran shows us how to floss. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on: • SoundCloud - https://soundcloud.com/weonlydoonetakepodca...

Episode 114 – Live – We Only Do One Take Podcast Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are live on Youtube now! Incredible. Thank you Turch. With lockdown happening Turch rants about his fiancé, lack of chip clips and not coving food properly. Kieran tells us about science. All this and more on this week’s episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! I...

The boys are back in lockdown, so let’s complain about leaving the house. Turch tried to get things certified and succeeds with great strain. Plus he yells about stupid units of measurement. Kieran and Turch go into the Epstein conspiracy some more. And Kieran teaches Turch a lesson. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you...

EP 109 - Fireside Chat Turch is away this week, but that is okay, Niall has joined Kieran for a fireside chat. Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Real Fake Zappa is on the show! On this week’s episode Turch feels like the guest on the Fake Zappa show! Fake and Turch go over Fake’s experience at straight camps, his experience with the left and dealing with mental health. Plus an in-depth look at his campaign and an even closer discussion of dicks. Plus some musical interlude by Fake on banjo! And a song exclusive! C...

Kieran and Turch are back! This week we talk about all things from phones in the toilet to drive through strip clubs. Enjoy!

On this week’s episode returning guest Damien is on the show and is our acting CEO! Kieran watch out. Turch rants about women and buying shitty quality products, and Damien tells us his hatred of bands that need to quit. Turch and Damien try to avoid talking about the Corona Virus, and instead take on the podcast After Adult, featuring porn actress Siri. All this and more! Make sure you follow us...

With Kieran fucking up the audio of the last episode, this week we have Jess on as a co-host! Finally a female perspective. Turch rants about applying for jobs, while Jess complains Turch is more popular with children. Turch tells the story why the episodes have been delayed, and jess gets an education about the goings on with Pornhub. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTun...

On this week’s very special episode we have the opportunity to talk to Cadre. Cadre is an Australian furry, specifically a fox furry. Cadre lets us dive into the world of the Australian furry from his perspective; how he got into being a furry, what the furry community is like in Australia and what it feels like to wear a fur suit. Plus he answers all the stupid questions we had; and even tells us...

On this week’s episode we have Kembo from the Karaok Big-E podcast and the Sixer Podcast. Lots of rants this week, from Cancel Culture, to sharing bathrooms to having unsatisfying shits. Plus we go into the history of Kembo. Plus all the news you need to know including state funded glory holes and the greatest lawsuit ever. All this and more! Check out Kembo’s podcasts here: https://karaokbige.com...

Episode 105 – Red Flag Podcast Review Part 1 – We Only Do One Take Podcast On this week’s episode we look at the weekly revolutionary socialist podcast made in Melbourne called Red Flag Podcast. Holy crap: we thought our show was a shit-show. This is off the chart. This is part 1 of our review. Red Flag podcast, if you are unhappy with that we have said, we would love you to come onto our show and...

This has to be one of our best episodes to date! You'll be glad you listened to it! And yes, she did eat a dozen penises.

Episode 103 – Talkin’ Flat Earth – We Only Do One Take Podcast On this week’s eisopde we have Amogh from the Frat Earth Research Podcast. We go through everything flat earth and more! Check out Amogh on the Flat Earth Research Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/flat-earth-research/id1385303508 Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If y...

Episode 102 – An OnlyFans but for dogs – We Only Do One Take Podcast After being sick we are back! And Blain is in the studio too! Rants about Uber Eats and doctors all around. More stories about sex dolls. And the boys debate the value of OnlyFans. And Kieran gives us a whip around in world news. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Tw...

Episode 101 – Bad Teachers and Pandering to Women – We Only Do One Take Podcast A huge 101st episode here! This week we have Jess back on the show. The group talk about ads that have nothing to do with the product, and how they pander to women. Looking at you Hasbro. Kieran delays the Patreon, and does a world tour of news around the world. And Jess tells us about reality TV. We make an appearance...

Its our 100th episode and Kierans birthday! Thanks to Alice, Karaobe Big-E (Big-E and Kebmo), Dhan the Man, Jess Kieran’s family, Turch’s family, Stefan Filipp, Traj, Tyler, The Watsonia Bugle, Niall and Emkew for all your support this episode! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, rec...

Episode 99 – A Review of Episode 99– We Only Do One Take Podcast Our episode with Rob left a lot of questions, so we tried to answer them here. All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud, iTunes, Instagram, Facebook, Spotify and Twitter! If you would like to send a death threat, hate mail or a rant, record it on your phone and email it to us at weonlydoonetakepodcast@gmail.com And th...

Episode 98 – Conspiracy Talk With With Rob Roselli– We Only Do One Take Podcast On this episode of the show we welcome special guest Rob Roselli! We get his insider knowledge of all conspiracy theories. Incredible stuff. Check out Rob here: https://soundcloud.com/totalmedianetwork Www.boxofsunglasses.com http://vipinternetradio.com/podcast/rob-roselli-show/ @robroselli on twitter All this and more...

The boys are in quarantine this week... but that doesn't stop them! This week, we take a closer look at PornHub's stats during lockdown! Turch has been kicked off Instagram and do we have a new Darwin award?

Episode 96 - Turch and Kieran are back in the studio. No COVID-10 talk here. There are a lot of rants!

Episode 95 – Is this a Crossover Episode? – We Only Do One Take Podcast Welcome back to the show, and welcome temporary CEO, Big E from Karaok Big-E! Coronavirus, USA vs Australia is on! Who is more in lockdown more? (The answer may surprise you!) Kieran rants about learner drivers in Australia, and Big-E brings in a CEO level rant, people not taking the Coronavirus seriously. More importantly, th...

Episode 94 – Quarantined Sing Along – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are coronavirus free and in the studio to try and avoid taking about coronavirus as much as possible. It’s a story time episode! More rants about coronavirus stuff. Harvey Weinstein update. And a challenge is set. Plus a huge sing-a-long. Request a song for next time! All this and more! Make sure you follow us on SoundCloud...

Episode 93 – Working from Home – We Only Do One Take Podcast The boys are coronavirus free and in the studio to try and avoid taking about coronavirus as much as possible. It’s a story time episode! Turch rants about changing bed sheets. Suddenly they have an incredible, multimillion dollar idea to solve problems. A sad tale about Uber eats. And the troubles of working from home. Kieran wakes hims...