We Have That Podcast At Home

This episode talks about the parts of the Superbowl that were important I think, I didn’t watch it. Also, we share our genealogy data. Is that really how you spell ‘genealogy’? Shit, I guess so. We also might have dipped into some Final Fantasy territory so bring a book to keep yourself entertained. 

This week we explore a whole Chex Mix bag of some of the worst case scenarios of love turned most sour. Severed appendages, feathery love dolls, digging holes, squirrel weapons. You know, the classics.

We steal Craig TV’s, discuss real(ity) love, and give dating advice. Oh and also Dave’s a dick.

I also pick that guy's wife for best roommate.

Let’s talk about the Emmy’s. Okay, we didn't watch them, but did you? Yeah, I didn't think so.

We finally get to take a crack at doling out advice to situations that our beloved listeners are experiencing. We just hope they’re smart enough to ignore it.

This week’s episode on Fiction talks about Death and some of his/her many fictional interpretations. We also discuss fictional situations brought from ‘Will You Press The Button?’ and Rachel’s useless superpower game. It’s a barrel of laughs. Okay, a mason jar of giggles. More than a shot glass of chortles, at least.

We did it, we solved the conflict between religion and evolution. Also dolphins have thumbs now, granting them the ability to give the classic non-RPG Assassin’s Creed games two thumbs down.

We say goodbye to the mediocre year and make promises we know we won’t keep for the next year.

All I want for Christmas is a KFC bidet. Oh, and we figure out who Santa really is no big deal.

Packed with all your favorite Christmas cryptid gossip. We dive into the sordid history of the Gävle goat and discover how he stays so thin through the holidays with this one simple meal ingredient. And you’ll never guess who the Mari Lwyd is dating these days.

We dissect the experience that is Finding Jesus, a movie about fish and their beliefs. The real lesson is that everybody wants to be VeggieTales but no one wants to put in VeggieTales effort.

Is your eagle getting bullied by the other eagles? Studies show it may be caused by their given name. We cultivate a list of proper eagle names to ensure cohesive social relationships. Also, I bet the Waffle House employees would have won the emu war, them’s smart folk.

We discuss what we’re all waiting for all the time, new music recommendations. Bonus content: An extremely vindictive new method to annoy your coworkers.

Screw genocide, give me: more poops, less apologies, and petty middle aged women eating meatballs.

We do the fiction. We probably don’t do great cause tired and lazy. But hey, you knew what this was when you got into this podcast, I didn’t promise you Kellog’s I promised you Kelly’s Hogs, it’s different.

We crack the code on the big real life issues many of you have.

We discover the true meaning of Christmas. Wait, that's not right. Halloween. We learn the true meaning of Halloween.

Unicorns with extra unicorns and a side of unicorns. 

Content Warning: Contains murder, child abuse, and SA. This week we learn all about The Girl in the Wall and the unsolved mystery of Hae Min Lee.

We use r/AITA to blindly judge whether you’re guilty on title alone and then read the details to find out how horrifically wrong or absolutely accurate we are.

We Mystery Machine this and unmask a local cryptid.

Rachel alone breaks down the 2014 movie The Boxtrolls and we analyze the oddly sexual nature of the human x cheese relationships within.

Here's our grand debut! And like many others before us have warned, our first episode is a rough listen. I'd recommend skipping to the next one, but nobody watched Boxtrolls so I can't even speak on it. 3's pretty good. If you insist on starting here, we discuss memes, Victorian sexting, pizza, and a lifelong hatred of Mega Bloks. Welcome!