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It’s really hard for some people not to be A-holes. Regardless, it’s free content for us so join in and see if you can outjudge us. We also scratch the surface of terms synonymous with ‘Cleveland Steamer’. If you don’t know what that is, ask your grandmother, she’s wise enough.

We finally come to the conclusion that was promised would never come and meet the real hero of the series, Barky, and hear his saga of battling the Nasty Jack Black Attack. Can rock people get STDs? Look man, we’re just happy to finally move on from this.

Rachel gives a warm welcome to Gamage in the pit of torment and shows him around as they lament the dark experience of The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter in the worst WHTPAH episode to air. We almost skipped this one.

Ah, the masterpiece that is 1984s The NeverEnding Story. A cult classic for millions of children for an era. Now? The method of torture for unfortunate Rachels sent to Gamage-tino Bay.

Answering the questions you never thought to ask. Probably because you weren’t huffing paint during your formative years. Yes, we’re finding stupid questions and discovering what wisdom the Korean chode chart has to offer.

Just because you state that you have an unpopular opinion doesn't automatically make you cool. Also, it's probably not even an unpopular opinion. Of course you shouldn't be drinking soda with every meal, you're not a pioneer, Robert.

If I had a nickel for every time the French did nuclear testing on the pacific coast that created a giant iguana monster, I’d have one nickel. Butter your popcorn and stock up on pregnancy tests because we’re getting away with vehicular manslaughter today.

Probably. We have a lot to say about a lot of dinosaurs, some are really cool but others aren’t. It’s a regular 3rd grade recess discussion today as we cry about how many long necks and raptors there are.

We browse some self proclaimed non-stupid questions for content because nothing’s sacred. The real stupid questions are the ones we ask each other. Be warned, we have a hard time not talking about butts, poops, and farts in this one. You kinda already knew that, though.

It's Reddit judgment day as we listen to more stories inquiring if they are indeed an a-hole. Lot of friendships and marriages with strange dynamics in this one, I’m not judging. Wait, yes I am.

The hit new game show is back with more prompts that could go either way. We got violent blue women, elaborate peacock assassinations, the entire plot to American Psycho, and more inside!

Madame Web was bad. That’s it, that’s the description of this episode. 

Timothy Chalamet doesn’t actually have a badonk but we discuss the multiverse of the new Wonka movie, reveal of the Cocoa Conspiracy, and ponder how many Oompa Loompas Timothy needs to enslave to evolve into Gene Wilder. Just kidding, the Oompas enslave the Wonkas with their insane interest rates - seriously these guys are vicious loan sharks. I took one cocoa bean and now I have to pay back a 10,...

What fuels shame? What’s the proper etiquette to meeting a fist bump when you went in for a shake? Was this bro going in for a kiss when we hugged? How do I tell this woman that I wasn’t staring at her boobs and was just spacing out? We don’t really answer these questions, just label which is worse and go “aw man that sucks”.

Mystery Men was a great movie, right? Right?? Also in this episode: Prince is obsessed with colors while Depeche Mode is obsessed with God.

I get the pleasure of interviewing the two-dimensional personality of a four-dimensional being. Or is it that I can’t comprehend their personality with my feeble brain in such a way that they appear to be uninteresting? You decide.

On this True Crime podcast, we're describing crimes and then guessing whether it actually happened or if it's from a movie.

Let’s do some more “Would You Rather” questions. We get real weird with this one. For the audience: Would you rather pee poop or eat a gallon of ranch dressing in one sitting?

In this episode, we probe the life of Pepperjack the bard and some of the vast differences between our worlds. He’s traveled this far to find a chronomancer named ‘Gathro’, so if you have any information regarding this person, please email us and we will forward the information to Pepperjack.

Ever travel? You should. Or maybe don’t, we’re not cops. Also, why is Rachel so obsessed with trains?

Actually, there were six movies, two TV shows, one animated show, ten books, four comic books, a trading card game, and two video games. Today, we only focus on the original Highlander and its circus of a sequel.

Whoever told you there were no such thing as stupid questions lied to you because they felt really bad at that god awful inquiry that somehow escaped from your face hole like a banshee on fire.

Severe judgment on more stories we’ve no idea are true or not from people we’ve never met. We here at WHTPAH stand by our final decisions.

We fill your ears with the records of serial poopers and even made sure that our audio quality matched.

We got some super A++ 100% true stories that happened to us and not blatantly plagiarized off the internet. Buckle up and don’t drive under any acorn trees because it’s going to get wild enough. Sell all those quarter machine fake tattoos you have still sitting in a drawer somewhere, they're worthless. What are you even saving them for?