We Have That Podcast At Home

Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.

Mucking about with stupid questions and hypotheticals involving bugs, space, misogyny, and even someone’s mom who really needs a better therapist.

Of the many tropes involving LGBTQIA+ themes, we discuss some of the most popular and potentially harmful ones.

Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.

You should definitely just watch Dust Bunny instead of listening to this episode. Or, listen to this episode after watching it.

What makes a successful advice show? No, I’m genuinely asking. There are advice questions that we answer in this episode, but I don’t know if they qualify as advice or successful. Please send me your tips on ICQ.

We discover the answer to life’s biggest questions. Like, which direction should you boof a cob of corn? Is it better to be racist or a pedophile? Why does Nana have worm porn?

We watched it. Of course it’s good. We have unexpected things to say about it. No, Burt Reynolds was not saying goodbye to Juidth Barsi at the end.

This true crime episode is dedicated to our time served in retail and the friends we made along the way. Or at least the friends we thought were friends but were actually backstabbing snakes.

Another segment of Triple Threat Nostalgia brings us to our knees before Street Sharks, Captain Planet, and Gargoyles. Spoiler alert: One’s good, one’s awful, and the other is some word beyond painfully abysmal that hasn’t been invented yet.

A mish-mash of nensensical themes and directionless conversation. Like a normal podcast, but we’re not getting paid millions of dollars.

We talk about RAYE’s album ‘This Music May Contain Hope’ after a long winded discussion about Spider-man. It’s in the title, that’s the episode. 

Back with more triple threat nostalgia, this time the three Sonic the Hedgehog cartoons of the 90s. It’s a mixed bag.

It’s a long list and we’re only able to make dents at a time. Join us for more schoolyard myths and old wives tales.

This is our first ever movie review. We’ve never reviewed a movie before and if you don’t believe us, you should go back and verify. Being our first, we decided on the masterpiece that is The Brave Little Toaster. Did I say masterpiece? I meant flop. Whichever has more click engagement. 

I’m still trying to figure it out. At least now I know what kind of man I’m attracted to. It’s myself.

Cleaning out the “back log” of saved posts for comedy episodes and realizing that Pooping Man is the dream.

We’re a good ol’ fashioned advice show today. Some of it might actually be helpful.

We return to the few urban legends we previously talked about, this time having actually done the research. Podcasting is so easy; you can just say whatever you want and then fact check it later as content.

I mean, the title says it all. We watched cartoons from the 80s/90s and judged them based on their first and last episodes. Happy valentine's day I guess.

We talk about the urban legends or old wives tales we heard as children. But, like, only a couple. We’ll come back, I promise.

From a light sack tap to zombie shaft snack, these jewels have been thoroughly tumbled. Hear us rumble with laughter and confusion over part two of the wild penis injuries that landed people in the emergency room.

Reviewing the 2025 and 2024 list of what people have put in their butts and adjacent orifices. Y’all slip in the shower A LOT.