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Gamage takes a break from his Just Two Things™  for some Halloween quiz fun. It’s not a miserable time at all.

Playing FMK with classic monsters…and random Greek monsters…and whatever else Rachel decided to put together in this trash soup.

We love doing Letterboxdle. Honestly, we may just quit doing anything else on the podcast and just do those. This one is a section of horror movies since it’s spooky season.

Desperate for less work, we read some good ol’ fashioned fairy tales from the Brothers Grimm. We picked the spookiest one and all because ‘tis the season.

So many urban legends on the schoolyard that we’ll never get through them all. Maybe it’s because we dick around too much and only really talk about like five of them.

Episode description here. We play Letterboxdle. Guess the movie from the user reviews.

Serious time. No jokes here. True Crime is the name of the game and my game is True Crime. That made more sense in my head but I refuse to revise these descriptions. We’re talking about The Green River Killer and how shitty PG&E was and how they straight murdered a town and got away with it. Also, demand justice for Angela Garcia.

We pit the dreaded weeaboo against the ruthless Disney adult to see who comes out on top. I wonder who it is, surely it’s not super obvious.

Bah weep graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! We’ve reached the finish line of this Transformers series with the classic The Transformers: The Movie.

Hey, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is the best live action Transformers movie and I’m tired of the slander. Is it a good movie? Eh…but the bar for quality in Transformers live action movies is in the basement.

Bumblebee is a pretty good movie. It has characters with growth. There’s some plot. Decent action scenes. Sure, it feels like a great movie after five weeks of Michael Bay movies, but in reality it’s just okay. Watch Spider-Man Brand New Day.

Let’s just get through this. We watched Transformers 5: The Last Knight. Actually, there were a ton of knights in this so the title itself is nonsense. Maybe this Michael Bay fellow doesn’t know what he’s doing…

The answer is complicated, but also yes it’s way way worse. Transformers: Age of Extinction made more money than you and I will probably ever see in our lifetime and it’s not because it’s one of those “so bad it’s good” kind of movies like Madame Web was.

This movie made a billion dollars and I just want to know how that happened. It’s the most entertaining so far, depending on who you ask, which wasn’t Rachel.

I’m already exhausted from doing these. We’re on Revenge of the Fallen now which is a very bad movie and you should just skip it in the event you’re somehow following along with us on this journey. It’s more army, more racism, and more messy plot.

Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.

Mucking about with stupid questions and hypotheticals involving bugs, space, misogyny, and even someone’s mom who really needs a better therapist.

Of the many tropes involving LGBTQIA+ themes, we discuss some of the most popular and potentially harmful ones.

Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.

You should definitely just watch Dust Bunny instead of listening to this episode. Or, listen to this episode after watching it.

What makes a successful advice show? No, I’m genuinely asking. There are advice questions that we answer in this episode, but I don’t know if they qualify as advice or successful. Please send me your tips on ICQ.

We discover the answer to life’s biggest questions. Like, which direction should you boof a cob of corn? Is it better to be racist or a pedophile? Why does Nana have worm porn?

We watched it. Of course it’s good. We have unexpected things to say about it. No, Burt Reynolds was not saying goodbye to Juidth Barsi at the end.