We Have a Situation Here

Opie is a new employee at the town's best flower shop. What makes it the best? A giant talking plant (and favorable employee working conditions) called SlamChop who speaks only in rhyme and eats lamb chops.  When Opie discovers a sinister side to the business though, it is time to get SlamChop out of there, but SlamChop has a plan to make their future as bright as it can be. Thanks for listen...

Downtown Danny has a plan to steal a restaurant's secret recipe during a wedding rehearsal. When plan A fails miserably, plan B puts his band of steampunk animals into action to break into a secure vault. Will the recipe be there or does something else await our heroes? Listen now to find out!

A community yard sale yields a surprising purchase fo OG Harrison. It's 1982 and OG comes into possession of what appears to be the coolest goose statue in the whole town, but when the goose turns out to be a cursed radioactive former book end this early computer age wizard has to work some code magic to save the day.

This soapbox derby gets the winner their ticket off this forsaken rock. It's 2035 and the planet is crashing into itself causing one island to host the world's criminal element. For a small entry fee, these criminals can enter the derby for their chance at freedom. The system is broken, the planet is broken, but main character CB Raadeo isn't broken. CB is working on getting out of here.

Todd Applewood has a simple job; sell broken batteries to collectors the world over. There's a problem though, there are too many broken battery sellers in the world and he has to take out the competition. This week there can be only one. Thanks for listening!

Nothing is happening. Nothing at all. That's a big concern for a couple of folks who are expecting something to be happening. What are Nick Nack and Patti Wack to do? Play card games until something happens! And oh golly does something happen. Thanks for listening!

Jonah is working the night shift when a boat carrying a glowing green rock changes his whole world. This week, we revisit prompts from earlier episodes to create entirely new tales by changing out the bonus point words. It's fun! Come check it out! Also, Shawn has a story in an anthology that just came out! Check it out here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5JZPV5K Thanks for listening! 

While out with friends, Chaya drops her keys down a sewer drain. Trying to get them back is the least of her worries. Thanks for listening! Shawn has a story in a new anthology from Of Metal and Magic Publishing. Check it out here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5JZPV5K

When Leon decides to take a camping trip and live stream it for the community, things get a bit weird when terrible bounty hunter Goose decides to do a couple of pranks on the camper following an altercation at the local breakfast shop.

Montgomery Cashew is the quintessential 1920s puddle jumping pilot. Adventure and excitement are what he craves and when flying along one easy going morning an eldritch god appears before him, well, adventure and excitement are all he gets from that day on.  But, when the eldritch god kidnaps some of Montgomery's human friends, the friendship between man and the hideous pineapple-faced god mo...

Hank knows something terrible has happened to their twin Panky. He feels it in his bones. More importantly, he's been informed by a spider from the center of the earth that Panky is trapped in a cave-in, so Hank heads to the center of the earth where the planet's largest music festival is happening. To save his twin, Hank must find allies and solve the clues before him and must do so before someth...

Radioface Rockman is a villain beyond compare, unless being compared to his long time friend and cohort Goose. When that comparison is made, by golly there's a lot of evil going around. The two are caught in a decades long game of truth or dare and when Goose dares Radioface to use a mysterious keycard that could spell the end of Composuretown forever things are bound to get dangerous. Thanks for...

Icy Deland is a rabbit store clerk with a terrible secret; she's a werecuddlefish. But in the town of Maryville this is hardly shocking.  This week, visit the town with a vampire mayor and an octopus fighting ring before a traveling werewolf brings it all crashing down. Thanks for listening!

Ducky finds himself trapped in the past and has to send a message to the future to send rescue. When the letters are received, the future gets a little murky. Thanks for listening!

Chance T. Aken moves into a new home for a fresh start. The idyllic fixer-upper is pleasant at first, but when the wood floors come under threat of being covered by linoleum the local ghost has other plans. All the while, a group of nosey neighbors with a book habit stir up chaos.  Thanks for listening!

This week, Julius Kaesar is tipped off to a potential lunar tragedy when he reads a passage from his history textbook that predicts the future. Something is going to split the moon in two and he's the only one able to prevent it. With the help of his trusted ally Bill Brutus, the moon may have a chance.  Or will it? Thanks for listening!

Captain Considerable Scott is on trial following the disappearance of first mate Rueben. With the help of PoBoy and Monte, perhaps the crew of the HMS Cucumber can figure out what happened to their crewmate before things get even worse. Thanks for listening!

Copperpot Willings wants to live a simple life as a gelato counter clerk in Albequerque. The only thing standing in the way of that simple life is Jeff Goldblum's dastardly plot to create an enormous trampoline in the desert which will be utilized to sling a meteor back into space in one fine bounce, but the whole thing is a ruse to drive the stock price of Acme, Inc sky high! Don't worry though,...

Love is in the air this week as Wilma meets local human Dave and realizes the species is worth saving from her own people's rather violent rite of passage. Will she be able to save Dave and the town of Davenport in time? Will her own people understand? How does a good burrito fit into all of this? Find out now on We Have a Situation Here! Thanks for listening!

Ducky Jenkins knows how to provide samples to a crowd, but when the wholesale retailer's foodcourt erupts in a massive foodfight he knows no one wants samples. Retreating to the break room, Ducky sees that the Paradise Park, his favorite park in the whole town, is set to be turned into a parking lot. Resolved to put a stop to that plan, Ducky goes to the mayor and learns there's something much mor...

A portal to another world opens in the basement of a grocery store (which happens to be hosting an underground gambling den). When clerks LT and Bunny step through the portal to investigate, their worlds change forever. Thanks for listening!

The thrilling conclusion to our time traveling zombies tale! Will the quartet fix the zombie problem they may have started? Will Wilma find Chip in time? Will water over chocolate cereal make a cheap knockoff hot chocolate drink? Find out now! Thanks for listening!

This week we meet four friends; Wilma, who has never seen a duck; Hawkins, who carries a vampire hunter's kit; Roger, who is trying to give away the last of a batch of cinnamon rolls; and Dexter, who has come into possession of a cursed amulet. The friends meet up for a fun weekend in the park when something strange starts to happen around them. Listen now to part one of our first dedicated zombie...

Episode 100! Hitting triple digits sure is a surprise so this week we're full of surprise elements. CJ Johnson is out to find the outlaw that hurt her boss, but as the story twists and turns the forces working against her prove to be something even she was not ready for. Thanks for listening!

At Brown Airport there are two rival groups; security and baggage claim. On these runways, Antoni of Baggage faces off against Biff of Security in an old west style duel to decide once and for all which group is best. Will baggage prevail or will security continue to make life terrible? Listen now to find out!