We Have a Situation Here

Radioface Rockman is a villain beyond compare, unless being compared to his long time friend and cohort Goose. When that comparison is made, by golly there's a lot of evil going around. The two are caught in a decades long game of truth or dare and when Goose dares Radioface to use a mysterious keycard that could spell the end of Composuretown forever things are bound to get dangerous. Thanks for...

Icy Deland is a rabbit store clerk with a terrible secret; she's a werecuddlefish. But in the town of Maryville this is hardly shocking.  This week, visit the town with a vampire mayor and an octopus fighting ring before a traveling werewolf brings it all crashing down. Thanks for listening!

Ducky finds himself trapped in the past and has to send a message to the future to send rescue. When the letters are received, the future gets a little murky. Thanks for listening!

Chance T. Aken moves into a new home for a fresh start. The idyllic fixer-upper is pleasant at first, but when the wood floors come under threat of being covered by linoleum the local ghost has other plans. All the while, a group of nosey neighbors with a book habit stir up chaos.  Thanks for listening!

This week, Julius Kaesar is tipped off to a potential lunar tragedy when he reads a passage from his history textbook that predicts the future. Something is going to split the moon in two and he's the only one able to prevent it. With the help of his trusted ally Bill Brutus, the moon may have a chance.  Or will it? Thanks for listening!

Captain Considerable Scott is on trial following the disappearance of first mate Rueben. With the help of PoBoy and Monte, perhaps the crew of the HMS Cucumber can figure out what happened to their crewmate before things get even worse. Thanks for listening!

Copperpot Willings wants to live a simple life as a gelato counter clerk in Albequerque. The only thing standing in the way of that simple life is Jeff Goldblum's dastardly plot to create an enormous trampoline in the desert which will be utilized to sling a meteor back into space in one fine bounce, but the whole thing is a ruse to drive the stock price of Acme, Inc sky high! Don't worry though,...

Love is in the air this week as Wilma meets local human Dave and realizes the species is worth saving from her own people's rather violent rite of passage. Will she be able to save Dave and the town of Davenport in time? Will her own people understand? How does a good burrito fit into all of this? Find out now on We Have a Situation Here! Thanks for listening!

Ducky Jenkins knows how to provide samples to a crowd, but when the wholesale retailer's foodcourt erupts in a massive foodfight he knows no one wants samples. Retreating to the break room, Ducky sees that the Paradise Park, his favorite park in the whole town, is set to be turned into a parking lot. Resolved to put a stop to that plan, Ducky goes to the mayor and learns there's something much mor...

A portal to another world opens in the basement of a grocery store (which happens to be hosting an underground gambling den). When clerks LT and Bunny step through the portal to investigate, their worlds change forever. Thanks for listening!

The thrilling conclusion to our time traveling zombies tale! Will the quartet fix the zombie problem they may have started? Will Wilma find Chip in time? Will water over chocolate cereal make a cheap knockoff hot chocolate drink? Find out now! Thanks for listening!

This week we meet four friends; Wilma, who has never seen a duck; Hawkins, who carries a vampire hunter's kit; Roger, who is trying to give away the last of a batch of cinnamon rolls; and Dexter, who has come into possession of a cursed amulet. The friends meet up for a fun weekend in the park when something strange starts to happen around them. Listen now to part one of our first dedicated zombie...

Episode 100! Hitting triple digits sure is a surprise so this week we're full of surprise elements. CJ Johnson is out to find the outlaw that hurt her boss, but as the story twists and turns the forces working against her prove to be something even she was not ready for. Thanks for listening!

At Brown Airport there are two rival groups; security and baggage claim. On these runways, Antoni of Baggage faces off against Biff of Security in an old west style duel to decide once and for all which group is best. Will baggage prevail or will security continue to make life terrible? Listen now to find out!

A quiet florist shop, a happy florist, a talking plant. That's the setup this week. This is no ordinary talking plant though, this is a revolutionary talking plant and before long Patty is busy taking what the plant has taught her and organizing her community into toppling the local HOA. This step is vital for the community, but as they work to end the tyranny of a power mad HOA President, a new t...

Doctor Worm is part of a team of scientist about to enjoy a moment of solar eclipse based fun, but there's a diabolical plot afoot. To impress Dr. Work, Dr. Bird is going to stop the moon in its tracks and forever block out the sun. Not to be outdone, Dr. Byrd is going to impress Dr. Worm by once again freeing the sun! The love triangle could not have become dramatic at a worse time as the eternal...

This week, Merrimack Thornwhistle has to launch a new product but the pitch deck isn't ready! Will Merrimack and the team be able to pull together the perfect presentation that will make investors and consumers flock to WombatBox.com or will they be thwarted by the possessed mannequins that line their ramshackle office? Listen now to find out! And this weekend, come check out our substack at whash...

This week a local newspaper journalist tries to make nice with a group of strangers while locked inside a convenience store. As always happens in this situation, things spiral out of control and before long a moon-based enemy is discovered.  Thanks for listening!

Pauly Wally is all set to judge the final trials of the wizard apprenticeship when disaster strikes! Now stuck in the very catacombs he set up to test the newbie wizards, Pauly must survive the trials himself and make it out of the catacombs alive. Thanks for listening!

The crew of Dragon's Rebellion is on a hunt for a new planet to host their crops when they encounter an old foe with a new dastardly plot. The enemy ship Space Wizard is going to bring about the end of the world if Dragon's Rebellion faulters. Will they provide the warning in time? Find out now! Thanks for listening! Come check out our substack at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com

This week, Estes visits everyone's favorite background noise Antiques Roadshow and learns that their soap dish holds a great secret. Soon, Estes is racing a group of evil immortal vice presidents to reach the top of the tallest mountain peak in all the land to clone President Taft.  It's the President's Day special we all needed. Thanks for listening! Come check out our substack at whashpod.s...

Ulysses U. Umpire is about to learn the shocking truth of the utopian nightmare-scape that makes up his reality; everything is controlled by the fish humans wear around their necks day in and day out. With the help of a sidekick named Al and a psychic dolphin who leads a sewer-based cell of warrior sea-tortoises, Ulysses will go on an odyssey of rebellion and recklessness. Thanks for listening! Fo...

This week, aging punk Giles Weeks goes on a quest to assemble an artifact that will stop the end of the world. Through broken down station wagons and a reel-to-reel in the back of Blockbuster the drummer works at, Giles gets the band back together for one last tour. A tour…of destiny. Check out our weekly Substack over at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for lots of fun stuff about writing, weird hist...

Maggie is an expert on a very specific sort of lizard; dragons. When a dragon takes up residence atop one of the town's special towers she is called to action! Defeating the dragon may prove to be easy part though as she quickly has to become the mentor to a cast of would be heroes. THanks for listening! Come check out the podcast's substack for weekly fun over at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com

When there's trouble, there's only one group of heroes needed to save the day. The Hero Consortium has had many battles, but today as Dr. Cyborgnick lets loose an army of laser bots upon the city the team is faced with a bit of a power shake up. WIll they overcome the change and defeat the villain before bed time? Listen now to find out! Check out our Substack at HTTP://whashpod.substack.com for a...