We Have a Situation Here

The heist was supposed to be easy peezy lemon squeezy. Bille, Katrina, and Heisenberg were going to steal the first Monster Hot Dog Truck and hand it over to their benefactor. But when they peel out of the lot and barrel down a pothole filled alley way, they find themselves transported to a different world. What started as a simple job now has them facing down a quetzalcoatlus and they only wish s...

Buddy awakes only to see that the prisoner under his guard has escaped and with them the secret location of sacred bongos! Buddy has to get the rest of his cult to work together with some special allies to win back the bongos and stop a splinter cell from ruining the whole cult for everybody. Thanks for listening!

Winslow is out for a walk when a freak snow storm sends him inside a nearby B&B holding and arts festival! He meets Olivia who helps him get through a cookie cooking competition which helps him figure out what he's been missing this holiday season. 

An awkward prince has the honor of being interviewed by a prestigious magazine for his country's special holiday tradition. Before he can be photographed, he needs to get camera ready! That's when he meets a local mud bath owner and learns what makes the tradition so special. Thanks for listening!

Elvis is excited to kick off an annual tradition with his friends when he gets word that they have other obligations. Will the influence of Jenn save the holidays and help Elvis come to terms with getting a little bit older? Or will Jenn turn out to be part of an ever more elaborate plot involving that may possibly involve Elvis' long last dad? It's probably that second one, but come along to see...

It's the holiday season and Tanner Wilde wants to help their love interest Maple Bizniss what the true meaning of the season is. Maple run Super Successful Business Hotel and Tanner is the trusted local repair person tasked with fixing all that can go wrong. What went wrong this time? Maple didn't offer a discount for the charity event to rent the ballroom! Tanner is determined to help Maple any w...

Hector is in charge of the Thanksgiving feast, but when a burned turkey comes out of the oven what is he to do? Necromancy. He chooses necromancy.  Find out what other poor decisions Hector makes and listen now! Thanks for listening! Happy Thanksgiving!

Orin Sucrose is the best and only clairvoyant stationed aboard the space ship Getaway 6. When the ship runs into a magnetic lightning storm in the middle of space something terrible happens and the entire commanding officer contingent is transformed into space zombies. Much more terrifying than terrestrial zombies.  It is up to Orin to ensure the safety of the galaxy before the space zombie m...

Shia and Lindsay carpool to work most every day. Their jobs involve forklifts and plasma cutters so they are generally pretty excited to go to work, but one morning Lindsay takes a different path. When the car stops beside a rusty old hatch and not at work, Shia realizes something is up. Before long the two find themselves in a long forgotten government bunker in search of "opportunity".  Tha...

Riot Redmane has to get back to The Moon to save his twin brother from the evil local judge. With a handful of magic legumes and nothing else to lose, the judge doesn't stand a chance. Thanks for listening!

There's a cool haunted house in town and Michele Myers and Jason Kroger are finally, finally able to get in.  What they don't know is that the purveyors of this haunted house are old school ghost hunters waiting for a chosen one to help bring this haunting to an end. What known of them know is that inside the haunted is none other than long dead Lucky OHoolihan who thinks Halloween night is j...

Centaur Bob is a pretty typical centaur doing typical centaur things before he gets wrapped up in a movement to overthrow the pretender to the thrown after an unjust tax is levied on the people while the true king is off protecting the realm!  Thanks for listening! 

When we last left our heroes, the trio of terrified thirty-somethings with the assistance of an enchanted meat pie and a whisker-whispering hamster were in hot pursuit of John, a two-stripe general manager of a local Blockbuster, and his unnamed ghostly companion. The villain has threatened the local community center with a nefarious bit of alien technology, but the ne’er do well’s true intent rem...

This week, John from Blockbuster has a dastardly plan to destroy the town community center by any means necessary. Will the three heroes Ducky, Frank, and Chad be able to stop John and his ghostly ally from seeing their plan through? Listen now to find out! This week we skip the usual format for a one-page RPG style game version of the podcast with the players taking on one character each and roll...

Opie is a new employee at the town's best flower shop. What makes it the best? A giant talking plant (and favorable employee working conditions) called SlamChop who speaks only in rhyme and eats lamb chops.  When Opie discovers a sinister side to the business though, it is time to get SlamChop out of there, but SlamChop has a plan to make their future as bright as it can be. Thanks for listen...

Downtown Danny has a plan to steal a restaurant's secret recipe during a wedding rehearsal. When plan A fails miserably, plan B puts his band of steampunk animals into action to break into a secure vault. Will the recipe be there or does something else await our heroes? Listen now to find out!

A community yard sale yields a surprising purchase fo OG Harrison. It's 1982 and OG comes into possession of what appears to be the coolest goose statue in the whole town, but when the goose turns out to be a cursed radioactive former book end this early computer age wizard has to work some code magic to save the day.

This soapbox derby gets the winner their ticket off this forsaken rock. It's 2035 and the planet is crashing into itself causing one island to host the world's criminal element. For a small entry fee, these criminals can enter the derby for their chance at freedom. The system is broken, the planet is broken, but main character CB Raadeo isn't broken. CB is working on getting out of here.

Todd Applewood has a simple job; sell broken batteries to collectors the world over. There's a problem though, there are too many broken battery sellers in the world and he has to take out the competition. This week there can be only one. Thanks for listening!

Nothing is happening. Nothing at all. That's a big concern for a couple of folks who are expecting something to be happening. What are Nick Nack and Patti Wack to do? Play card games until something happens! And oh golly does something happen. Thanks for listening!

Jonah is working the night shift when a boat carrying a glowing green rock changes his whole world. This week, we revisit prompts from earlier episodes to create entirely new tales by changing out the bonus point words. It's fun! Come check it out! Also, Shawn has a story in an anthology that just came out! Check it out here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5JZPV5K Thanks for listening! 

While out with friends, Chaya drops her keys down a sewer drain. Trying to get them back is the least of her worries. Thanks for listening! Shawn has a story in a new anthology from Of Metal and Magic Publishing. Check it out here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B5JZPV5K

When Leon decides to take a camping trip and live stream it for the community, things get a bit weird when terrible bounty hunter Goose decides to do a couple of pranks on the camper following an altercation at the local breakfast shop.

Montgomery Cashew is the quintessential 1920s puddle jumping pilot. Adventure and excitement are what he craves and when flying along one easy going morning an eldritch god appears before him, well, adventure and excitement are all he gets from that day on.  But, when the eldritch god kidnaps some of Montgomery's human friends, the friendship between man and the hideous pineapple-faced god mo...

Hank knows something terrible has happened to their twin Panky. He feels it in his bones. More importantly, he's been informed by a spider from the center of the earth that Panky is trapped in a cave-in, so Hank heads to the center of the earth where the planet's largest music festival is happening. To save his twin, Hank must find allies and solve the clues before him and must do so before someth...