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Will Fish has just discovered he is the rightful heir to a very violent nation. Great time to go off and figure out who he really is!

Things were going so well until the summoning circle broke. Now Rhazleghast the Hiccup, a demon, needs to figure out how to get Demitri, a stage magician with a good heart and not much else, to figure out the clues to prevent Rhazleghast's erasure from existence.  Thanks for listening!

Hanibal Wildhart is a veterinary cardiologist visiting a tiny bayside town, Bayside, to help their orca mascot out with some heart issue stuff. Routine day for ol' Hanibal. However, when the orca is released back into the bay a giant radioactive flying ant swoops in and eats the whale!  That's just the beginning of the weirdest day of Wildhart's life. Thanks for listening!

Isiah and Hank were college roommates and coworkers many years ago. They were close, but time tends to see people drift apart. Isiah moved to the west coast, Hank to the east, and over time their texting became less frequent and their meme shares stopped altogether. Hank decides to change that one day by showing up on Isiah's porch with a crazy plan for the weekend! Hank has to do this as his time...

Willow Timekiller is working the cafe counter when all the building's power goes out. Indeed, the whole neighborhood's power goes out and when one of the cafe patrons goes to check on a knock at the door, they are sucked into the darkness outside! Ah! A minute later a trashcan fire is lit in the back and a bounty hunter takes the lead until they too are taken into the dark by the king of the vampi...

Denny is taking a long weekend at the family cabin, but terrible events in the nearby bay bring chaos to those plans. Before long an investigative journalist, a cthulu-like beast, the CIA, and far too many dolphins interrupt Denny's attempt at a nice quiet weekend.  Thanks for listening! 

Percible is up for a big new job, a very big new job, but first he has to convince the board that he is better suited to be a leader than a sacrifice to ancient spirit. Here's hoping for the best in the interview! Thanks for listening!

There's a dragon roosting on Castle White throwing the whole kingdom into disarray. To the east, King Burger senses weakness in King Carl II and begins to invade the realm. King Carl II must make way to the front and tasks Tiny Danza, a cheese hustler, with handling the dragon situation. Can Tiny Danza remove the fearsome dragon Suhubwhay from the castle and enlist the good wizard Wendy in the fig...

This week, we go to a hotel lobby where Wendell comes face to face with a talking soda machine!  The soda machine gives our hero a quest that just might save the world. Thanks for listening! Come check out www.whashpod.com for lots of fun stuff.

Pete and his sidekick robot Kazoo have not known each other long, but they are the best of friends. When Pete takes a job in the country to paint a house Kazoo is right along with him. Pete paints and Kazoo relays the story of the destruction the city in the distance is experiencing as a result of a major robot rebellion.  Will Kazoo and Pete notice the devastation and bring an end to the rob...

Rusty lives a normal life in a normal time. One day a Future Rusty visits Current Rusty and delivers a message of fear and action. Will Current Rusty heed the warning of Future Rusty or will all be lost? Listen now to find out! Thanks for listening! Come check out our all new website over at HTTP://www.whashpod.com

The heist was supposed to be easy peezy lemon squeezy. Bille, Katrina, and Heisenberg were going to steal the first Monster Hot Dog Truck and hand it over to their benefactor. But when they peel out of the lot and barrel down a pothole filled alley way, they find themselves transported to a different world. What started as a simple job now has them facing down a quetzalcoatlus and they only wish s...

Buddy awakes only to see that the prisoner under his guard has escaped and with them the secret location of sacred bongos! Buddy has to get the rest of his cult to work together with some special allies to win back the bongos and stop a splinter cell from ruining the whole cult for everybody. Thanks for listening!

Winslow is out for a walk when a freak snow storm sends him inside a nearby B&B holding and arts festival! He meets Olivia who helps him get through a cookie cooking competition which helps him figure out what he's been missing this holiday season. 

An awkward prince has the honor of being interviewed by a prestigious magazine for his country's special holiday tradition. Before he can be photographed, he needs to get camera ready! That's when he meets a local mud bath owner and learns what makes the tradition so special. Thanks for listening!

Elvis is excited to kick off an annual tradition with his friends when he gets word that they have other obligations. Will the influence of Jenn save the holidays and help Elvis come to terms with getting a little bit older? Or will Jenn turn out to be part of an ever more elaborate plot involving that may possibly involve Elvis' long last dad? It's probably that second one, but come along to see...

It's the holiday season and Tanner Wilde wants to help their love interest Maple Bizniss what the true meaning of the season is. Maple run Super Successful Business Hotel and Tanner is the trusted local repair person tasked with fixing all that can go wrong. What went wrong this time? Maple didn't offer a discount for the charity event to rent the ballroom! Tanner is determined to help Maple any w...

Hector is in charge of the Thanksgiving feast, but when a burned turkey comes out of the oven what is he to do? Necromancy. He chooses necromancy.  Find out what other poor decisions Hector makes and listen now! Thanks for listening! Happy Thanksgiving!

Orin Sucrose is the best and only clairvoyant stationed aboard the space ship Getaway 6. When the ship runs into a magnetic lightning storm in the middle of space something terrible happens and the entire commanding officer contingent is transformed into space zombies. Much more terrifying than terrestrial zombies.  It is up to Orin to ensure the safety of the galaxy before the space zombie m...

Shia and Lindsay carpool to work most every day. Their jobs involve forklifts and plasma cutters so they are generally pretty excited to go to work, but one morning Lindsay takes a different path. When the car stops beside a rusty old hatch and not at work, Shia realizes something is up. Before long the two find themselves in a long forgotten government bunker in search of "opportunity".  Tha...

Riot Redmane has to get back to The Moon to save his twin brother from the evil local judge. With a handful of magic legumes and nothing else to lose, the judge doesn't stand a chance. Thanks for listening!

There's a cool haunted house in town and Michele Myers and Jason Kroger are finally, finally able to get in.  What they don't know is that the purveyors of this haunted house are old school ghost hunters waiting for a chosen one to help bring this haunting to an end. What known of them know is that inside the haunted is none other than long dead Lucky OHoolihan who thinks Halloween night is j...

Centaur Bob is a pretty typical centaur doing typical centaur things before he gets wrapped up in a movement to overthrow the pretender to the thrown after an unjust tax is levied on the people while the true king is off protecting the realm!  Thanks for listening! 

When we last left our heroes, the trio of terrified thirty-somethings with the assistance of an enchanted meat pie and a whisker-whispering hamster were in hot pursuit of John, a two-stripe general manager of a local Blockbuster, and his unnamed ghostly companion. The villain has threatened the local community center with a nefarious bit of alien technology, but the ne’er do well’s true intent rem...

This week, John from Blockbuster has a dastardly plan to destroy the town community center by any means necessary. Will the three heroes Ducky, Frank, and Chad be able to stop John and his ghostly ally from seeing their plan through? Listen now to find out! This week we skip the usual format for a one-page RPG style game version of the podcast with the players taking on one character each and roll...