We Fix Space Junk

In which Kilner and Samantha receive an SOS from Automnicon's HQ. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knight...

In which Kilner and Samantha have a run-in with an old schoolfriend of Samantha's. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music...

In which Kilner and Samantha are sent out into the far reaches of space with a celebrity explorer. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth...

In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music b...

In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane...

So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back from hiatus, they're back too! If you've not heard of Death By Dying before, it's a dark comedy fiction p...

In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle...

In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our ⁠Patreon feed!⁠ For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit ⁠battlebird.productions⁠ and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork an...

When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by B...

Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for! Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release! The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on i...

After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship? Recorded live at London Podcast Festival! Buy our episode on GumRoad! Visit our Patreon Feed! STARRING Rebecca...

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When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting... This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page! STARRING Beth Crane Rebecca Evans Jack Carmichael Pip Gladwin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our annual Brucemas mini episode! This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree. Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season! Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. CAST Rebecca Evans Beth Crane Jack Carmichael Jen Sugden Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is availabl...

This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy. The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Spe...

It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd. Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com! When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves st...

In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle...

In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knight...

In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca...

In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights C...

Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights CAST Francesca Mintowt-Czyz Jame...

Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions. All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle...

When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bi...

When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas... Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click HERE or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights f...

The annual Brucemas mini episode! It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards... Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here. This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King. Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's fest...