We Fix Space Junk

Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost… Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's fes...

Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now! visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process! Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)! You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann! We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real life...

This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out StitchFix and get 25% off when you keep everything in your fix, visit stitchfix.com/spacejunk! To listen to Paired, visit paired.simplecast.com or s...

When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a 30 day free tr...

When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out Dipsea sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk for a 30 dya free trial! For 25% off...

When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to dipseastories.com/spacejunk fo...

When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious. Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out...

The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time? Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. To check out our sponsor, go to functionofbeauty.com/SpaceJunk or use SpaceJunk at checkout for 20% off! Looking for ad-free episodes? Check...

In episode two, things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha... Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by B...

The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team! Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the...

A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow! For a full transcript of this preview, click this link. Thinking of supporting us? Maybe visit our Patreon, our Ko-fi page or just drop us some cash on paypal… We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy. Written by Be...

A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020. Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before... To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8 The episode begins with Kalila Stormfire, a mod...

This year we've decided to make our Spring Special free! All our special episodes take place outside of the main timeline. This episode takes place during the events of Season 2. In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for... Fo...

Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for... This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project! The Amelia Project is a brilliant Aud...

Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing. (This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...) Merry Brucema...

In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...  To purchase this year’s We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special, you can visit our GumRoad page, join our patreon or donate to us on Ko-fi! For more details, visit our website! Please note that GumRoad will provide an instant download, Patrons will receive the episode in the patron RSS feed and Ko-Fi givers...

When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems... You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon! Starring Beth Crane Rebecca Evans James Oliva Bubbles the Cat as Himself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcrip...

In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea? Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click tra...

A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. This episode is a flashback, set several years before the events of A Cure For Bindweed. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and co...

In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by...

In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots. Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.product...

In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...  Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcrip...

In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer... Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. Looking for ad-free episodes? Check out our Patreon feed! For a full transcript of the episode and content warnings click here or visit battlebird.productions and click transcripts! Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hed...