We Don't Have Time For This

WELL SHIT! we’ve been talking at you for 100 episodes. Over 2 million downloads. It’s a lot for all of us, DLs, especially those with no time. But today we want to hear from you, so we asked you to ask us literally ANYTHING and you delivered. From nanny chat to soft launches, to jealousy, friendship, sex lives, postpartum bodies, work shit, confidence (and insecurity) kids, personal brands, partne...

Todays caller wants to know how to tackle Christmas with kids who just wanna be kids and parents who want Hallmark moments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, a thank you and an apology re: our little show being in the Top 10 Australian Podcasts. So, all our real life mates have weighed in on last weeks show and it’s sent Gem on a deep-dive investigation on the topic of Swinging. She went down the DM and YouTube rabbit hole and has some findings she wants to report back on. So do you wanna “play” or are you “vanilla”? And what part of relation...

Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues. Chemist Warehouse and Centrum Kids promotional content. If you experience any issue with the product, please contact @centrum See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for C...

Todays caller "loves her besties three kids like they're her own"... or does she? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changin...

Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind. VOTE FOR US!! The Listeners Choice Award has our name on it 😉 https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (co...

Todays caller wants to know if moving daycares is worse than dealing with the pass-agg educator of her son. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻 See omnystudio.com/listener...

Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the...

Todays caller is wondering if she can control her son's rebrand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough...

Todays caller wonders if she can make her husband give a F about her IVF devastation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and...

This weeks caller wants to know how to deal with her imposter syndrome. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well. We have a lot to discuss starting with a follow up to a Bestie Hotline a few weeks ago about a shitty, trauma dumping nanny. Spoiler alert: she CAN get worse and she needs to be publicly shamed. And speaking of weddings, Revz heard a story recently and she wants it *verified* cos it kinda reminds her of another potential urban legend she heard years ago and if these things are really happeni...

Todays caller is wondering if she should bother trying to get her baby daddy to be in their kid’s life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fun new dinner party game Revz has invented; what country are you? She thinks she’s Iceland (looks great on Insta but ALOT of shit to sort out, ya know) can you pick what Gem is? Then Gem had a potential teaching moment happen this week and she.. well.. fucked it. She fucked it. But when is “too soon” to teach your kids about women’s cycles and is there even a too soon? Then Revz wants to chat abo...

This week's caller wants to know if she should get involved with her baby's bully. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Firstly, smooth or crunchy, what’s your peanut butter style? Cos it says a lot about who you are. And as far as style goes. permanent jewellery… are we vibing it? WTF is it and would you “commit”? On commitment, Revz is considering getting a tattoo, for the experience, and how much of life is worth the drama for the experience? Then, sex education is evolving so fast (thank god) but how do we deal...

Today's caller isn't feeling it and is wondering if she has to or how she can. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello all you gorgeous people, it’s Tuesday and so we’re at it again, talking each other’s ears off about life, love and female mullets. That’s right. There’s a “new” hairstyle that Gem (semi-new, lazy-girl, TikTok trend, beauty correspondent) is bringing to the table and it’s… weird? Or super cool. We don’t know. And Gem has a new family member; yep, she FOUND an Au Pair and frankly Revz is relie...