We Don't Have Time For This

Todays caller....isn't calling..... she's with us! And she wants to know how to detach from a problematic Nanny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, Revz algorithm thinks she likes roller skating content, that’s weird and wait.. Gem’s too? How weird is the internet. Speaking of weird; therapy. God it’s good. Revz has a timely reminder of how important it it to keep the noggin healthy and ain't that the truth. Then, Gem has an exciting announcement that is going to be everyone’s favourite content / reno channel and no we will not be going...

Today’s caller is wondering why her size varies so dramatically between stores. Is it capitalism, mysogyny or chy-na? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Um, what WHAT?!? It’s a bloody special day because back by popular demand, THE GOOD MUM is here! She was gonna just listen but what a lol that idea was. And Besties we get pretty deep, but first, Claire (The Good Mum) is shitty at Revz that she hasn’t filled her in on the new (not) BF. Gem wants to talk eyebrow lamination and Claire runs us through her poddy ritual. Then Revz doesn’t have time for...

Today's caller wants to know how you know you actually want to be a mum and if she has to make that decision NOW. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Revzy is blushing, what’s that all about? And then, quick update on the #candlebaby clan, we have some new additions to the family and we’re feeling very special about it. Then sorry for the FOMO but the (annual?) Bestie Brunch has been upgraded to bottomless, we cannot wait to meet you all. Now, unpopular opinion, we aren’t into a certain album that everyone is trying really hard to lov...

This weeks caller would like to know why everyone insists her kid needs a sibling. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok so, there’s a new mani-style in town that Gem is all about, Revz is as suss as she is on skinny jeans and balayage but she’s open, SHE’S OPEN (she’s not open). Speaking of open, how do we feel about “vabbing”? (hint; it involves your vag and your ‘note points’). Then Gem is trying so hard to stay positive about this new rhythm in her family life b...

This weeks caller wants her fam and friends to quit calling her kid a particular name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OK besties, get ready because this weeks ep is loose! First up, to kick us off Gem needs more information on how to use body oil, but spoiler alert!... she’s a fan. Then we break down the top 6 sex positions as named by @triplejthehookup and we have a lot of opinions. Side bar... how come Gem knows so much about this stuff when she is a self proclaimed prude? Then, is everyone squirting? Or is the...

Today's caller wants to know what she can do about her Sister in Law’s flagrant plagiarism. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

**Ok - something weird happens with the sound at the 29 minute mark** WE’RE SORRY - we have tried to fix it. Now, first up, Boomers and technology - its not only a constant ball-ache being on the blower for tech support but also HOW do they make the tech mistakes they make? Enter Revz’ Mum with a real corker of an instagram mistake. Then.. OK INFLATION WTF. We try to come up with some...

Today’s caller has a kid who’s made a bestie, but the Mum… not so chill. How do you breakup with someone you just made friends with? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Gem’s technology has turned on her, but it’s ok because she’s now a teenager #worthit. Then ear candles have the internet divided, but where Gem stands is clear as crystal. Then we’re back here again; Gem cannot deal with her parents shade on her son’s hair. But Revz reckons it might be pushing a deeper button- but clutch-my-pearls! It might actually be time to think about Iggy having a...

This weeks caller knows she should be excited about her wedding but with a toddler and the state of the world, she can't seem to find the f*cks to give. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Revz is musing on a weird thing all our Mums did that she’s glad we don’t really do anymore. Then Gem is still recovering from the time she lost Raffa in Bali and we really don't have time for these moments, as Revz knows from losing teddy in Edinburgh for 45 minutes, it’s not something you quickly recover from. But Gem has lessons, LESSONS, because what else can you fucking do? Then Rev...

Today's caller wants to know what we're all doing in terms of contraception and if it's her husbands goddamn turn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem is looking snatched, like it looks like she’s actually slept and we all know she hasn’t. And she’s off on holidays, and has a lot of feels about it, including a mental reframe on her new parenting responsibilities. Then we get into the importance of missing your partner and how we’ve missed missing our most important people, thanks to COVID and lockdowns. Gem doesn’t have time for the shame ar...

Todays caller is wondering whether it's her business to rock her besties' world about her dirtbag fiance's trash talk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, #candlebaby - let’s make it happen. Happy sex renaissance to all of you who snagged a sex candle, we’re so happy to be your aphrodisiac! Then, Gem gives us a run down on Bali, aka The Best Trip Ever, highlights include nannies and also babysitters and then there were nannies and also kids club. Gem got her groooooove back too and Hubs has the knees to prove it. But the flight.. Gem talks...

This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Blondes have more fun? Or is Bronde where it’s at? Revz is making changes. And Gem is frothing on a TV show she feels she’s manifested in and therefore is a producer of. Then Gem doesn’t have time for the state of her car. It’s a proper dumpster and she cannot keep it clean. We’re talking old maccas, kid snacks, yogurt pouches with full populations, receipts, you name it. And it’s gotten so bad...

Gem is annoyed at traffic etiquette, but it's not what you might think. And Revz has FINALLY jumped on the Tay Tay and Billie train and Gem is eye-rolling all the way down the road (but glad she's here). And is having three weddings normal now? What's going on? Then we unpick the Flower & Gardener relationship theory. Gem is currently a happy flower, Revz feels she SHOULD be a flower but has p...

Today's caller wants to know if pocket money is for chorse or just cos and HOW MUCH? #inflation See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whinge alert: in case you missed it, lol, Gem’s Hubs is away and she has realised she’s actually the shit domestic partner and that he does EVERYTHING? But should she tell him that, or continue on the path of “weaponised incompetence”? And yes, we get into the importance of bin washing, because we’re a sexy and vibrant podcast. Then, we really must all donate blood. There’s a national shortage and...