We Don't Have Time For This

Today's caller wants to know how to deal with her actual baby's bully. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh look, Revz is upholding more boundaries, good on her! Meanwhile Gem had a solid hang with a newly minted Mum of Three™️ and she has thoughts and insights that she just has to share. Gem overheard something that kinda upset her at the hairdresser and Revz had a really hard chat with the sister that descended into giggles. We’re messy, contradictory, undecided and in your ears for another Tuesday...

This week's caller needs to know how to recover from this gross overstep. Today's episode is sponsored by Cashrewards. Yay! https://www.cashrewards.com.au/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up how many chargers and cables do you own, like, collectively in your household? Is it a Christmas lights situation or what? Then, Revz got recognised but not in a fun-famous way and it was… humbling. Then Gem doesn’t have time for Raffas daycare “encouraging” pet ownership when she thought she was getting away with it. Can the neighbours dog just, like, do? And Revz is feeling the serious...

Today's caller does not have time for her Mum's old school priorities. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well. Instagram has spoken. “Hubby” and variations are cringe. Hot damn, we were oblivious?! But we’ve come this far, ya know? In other self-conscious developments Iggy’s toilet training, boring or not, is going great* (*at the time of recording. Cough, cough, piss piss). Revz doesn’t have time for her projecting of her own past failures onto her kid, cos she’s been so surprised by her DD’s succes...

Today's caller is wondering if she should have spoken up.  Subscribe to D&M: Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify: https://anchor.fm/wedonthavetimeforthis-dm/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when you’re so far beyond the kid stage your mate is deep in and they come to you with a vent…and you simply…can’t… care? That’s kind of what happens today between us. Although we (Revz) is try’na be better. Gem gives multiple updates including #bingate, # oblong.com  and #bribesforIggy; there’s a lot going on. Then, Revz has so many moving parts and so many factors going on in her li...

Today's caller is questioning how many activities is too many. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok, straight up, this gets loose. Gem is a bit sick, Revz was approaching shark week and is seriously angry at… someone? No one? Just bee in the bonnet vibes. Revz doesn’t have time for, well, pretty standard Mum Language (please don’t cancel her, she’s overreacting) and Gem is obsessing over literal garbage. Expensive garbage. Then Gem stepped outside her bubble for 20 min and didn’t like what sh...

Todays caller wonders if she should bring up the real issue… again.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up. The Purple Wiggle. Discuss (it’s ok, we’ll do it). Revz has thoughts. Gem is playing catch up. The DLs are sweating. We tease out this odd day we call Valentines. Then Revz has an update on her stage-obsessed eldest and we just basically can’t stop unpicking our pride, fear and complicated relationship with our kids and the idea of them performing. Like can’t stop. Can we save our kids f...

Today's caller needs a good bra or to go under the knife. Discuss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wow. So many hacks today. Hacking parenthood, holiday, life, hospitals, you name it. But first, Gem has beef with the Goliath aka Kmart. And rightly so. Revz tells us about her city Staycay and how good older kids are (again). Gem has an Iggy update, and it’s more surgery for the little dude, (send thumb bunnies) but we’re praying for a #gamechanger. Revz is attempting some big level ups in the pa...

Today's caller is struggling to have equal happiness for both friends. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CW: Disordered Eating.  Hello gorgeous besties! It’s not even February and whinge FM is turned up to full volume. Gem does not have time for the fact that there are literally hundreds of photos of her kids with Hubs and so, so few of her. Why don’t we ask for the photo, get in the photo, heck, DEMAND the photo? Then Revz doesn’t have time, once again, for the unwelcome return of her old frenemy, B...

Today's caller wonders if she should be offended or just pretend she doesn't have kids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who is Revz horny for? Some Swiss guy on instagram? Gem was skeptical at first until she found herself in a #MarcoVortex. We explain. Then Gem helps Revz attempt to make a statement and it’s awkward guys, it’s awkward. Iggy is out of his cast and Gem fills us in on how it became his comfort blanket, along with his multiple other comfort items and how he’s resisting turning 3, bless him. Revz is th...

Today's caller needs some emotional support. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back! Gem has (literally) been round the world and she’s back with stories and OPINIONS. Revz had a frenetic break. But now it’s time for breakthroughs! So; doing the Harry & Meghan thing we’re going to get into the very fashionable “word of the year” concept. Gem failed so hard with hers last year, which Revz points out without any holds barred. But what should this year be? Gem has gre...

Today's caller has found herself... in a situation. Content Warning: pregnancy/ termination/ vasectomy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you an oversharer or a lurker (guess that’s called private?) today we talk about being “too much” in a social situation and how there are some of us who just fill the space (cough, cough, 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️). Also if we’re at a girl’s lunch you better be bringing the chat, and we want it spicy. We discuss these things called “boundaries” (never heard of them). Then Gem tells us about Iggy’s emerge...

Todays caller wonders why the other 11 months of the year aren't used for guilt like this month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem's flying Hans Solo again and Raffa's prank really interrupted her out of hours zoom call. Revz did the school concert single and it made her really emosh in all directions. We talk about some other stuff too.... Happy Tuesday legends! Hope you’ve done your Chrissy shopping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller wants to hand off her needy MIL to her actual son. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.