We Don't Have Time For This

This week's caller need some tips on how to deal with her kid's drop off shit fit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to our new podcast “Under The Sea” where we discuss the Little Mermaid for 147housr… JOKES! But give us 5minutes because we have more shit to say. Gem took Raffa to the cinema against her best judgement and was proved right by the mountain goat herself. But don’t worry she’s off to kindy to potentially teach them drama? #whatcouldgowrong. Isla did a thing and it made Revz aware of her inte...

Today's caller wants to know how to navigate her friend's differing financial freedoms. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well straight up, Gem gets the best text message of her life (including GIFs) but it’s quickly followed up with a schooling on a weird (potentially outdated) term. Aaaanyway, Raffa is pumped about chores, Revz is absolutely nerd-fizzing on The Little Mermaid and Gem is keen to join the Disney train (but without kids). And then Revzy doesn’t have time for when Impossible Beauty Standards™️ tip into...

This week's caller wants to chat about her monthly b*tch day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yo, when was the last time you bought tissues? The 12th of Nevuary? Cos same, but betcha Mum does? We demi-announce the worst kept secret we’ve ever had (LIVE SHOWS!!) before dissecting the inclusion of cucumbers in the lunchbox and the joy factor of roll ups. Gem found out the hard way that her kindy educators are DLs. And now she’s Mrs Pranita, drama teacher. #facepalm. Then Revz is...

Today's caller wants to understand why boy mums cop massive insults. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem’s had a Pinterest makeover and she’s now essentially living in a display home. Hubs is banned from the for-show-only-bay-leaves, so, you can imagine how this chat goes. Revz is living a vintage vibe right now, and it’s making her laugh at the fact that she’s almost 40 and entering her second chapter. Gem went off the grid this week and after she went “foraging” (lol) she found something SHOCKI...

This weeks caller is wondering how do we dress ourselves these days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if our kids are someone completely different at day care than they are at home? Like, personality transplant.. that’s what’s happened in Gem’s home. Revz has done a complete 180 on the whole #sportmom thing (no surprise) and also her kids are waking at like, 2am (jk, jk… kinda) and is it time for a later bed time? And now listen we were TIRED recording this one cos we were making stuff for yo...

Today's caller is calling to check she doesn't have to make Mother's Day about her baby Daddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gem is back and in (better) health. Revz now has a 6 year old and she’s musing on birth once again. Gem is on a real rampage about her period. She’s actually straight up done with it and we can relate. Revz is bringing the real-talk smack down on her bestie in terms of rolling back her workaholic status. Then we both don’t have time for explaining what we “do”, most because Revz is putting her bes...

Today's caller is regretting everything including 4 years of study. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well. Sometimes you can't just keep going. Today is one of those days. But don't worry, we wouldn't leave your feed empty... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's caller needs some advice on how to buy a car from a misogynist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is cozzy livs coming for our nails? Obviously, but we’ll fight it. But Gem is eye rolling at what Revz is digging her heels (and toes) in on. And while we’re here a $6.90 coffee? Streuth! Then Raffa turned 5 and Gem doesn’t have time for big kids parties ANYMORE. Once again she’s hacked the system and has worked out the perfect set up for a drop and chill party (credit to The Good Mum™️ for the fi...

Our DL is wondering how far is too far when changing her kids name. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a WEEK in Podcast land! We give a little sausage making BTS chatter on the shoot that you’re all loving before hearing a truly bananas story about the local detective investigation (ding ding) that Gem found herself embroiled in this week. It involves home organisation, Youfoodz boxes and security footage and sometimes we wonder WHO HAS THE TIME! then Revz has found herself where all other sc...

Today's caller needs a reframe on her 2nd job, parenting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Updates! Get your updates! Gem has gone and DONE it, she’s won parenting, completed it, nailed it, slam dunk she’s done. Raffa can now lose. Or at least we think so, don’t jinx it (please god don’t jinx it). Revz has potentially had a complete personality transplant because she… how do we say this… likes (?)… sport? How did this happen? She’s unsure. And then to our favourite triggering topic; gen...

Today's caller is feeling a little left out of the love bubble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, just zooming on into Tuesday without a helmet, what’s going ON with e-bikes, y’all? We’re divided (and a little excited). And, well, *someone* ..cough.. Iggy... has started to climb out of their cot and OBVIOUSLY GEM HE’S THREE! Ahem…sorry to burst the bubs on that one. Then Gem is trying to teach Raffa a little school-readiness Sportsmanship and, well, it’s not going that well, tbh. And Rev...

Today's caller is really upset by comments on her kid's body. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know when you get to a certain stage of life, you’re a grown adult and you really should know certain things? Like, what’s in mayonnaise or how to do your tax? Well, why CAN’T we just print more money? (Kidding) But… what is inflation about? Incase you’re too embarrassed to ask, Gem is breaking it down because she… did not know. And now she does. Also Revz had a dress conundrum that caused a m...