We Don't Have Time For This

This weeks caller is getting questioned over how much she spends on herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

**A note before we begin that this episode was recorded over a week ago before events in the Middle East and the Australian Referendum. We want to acknowledge the darkness in the world and our communities right now, and that this episode does not deal with that context.** First up Gem has experienced the hack of all hacks when it comes to kids birthday party presents and we all need to get on this...

This weeks caller wants another baby but her husband isn’t on the same page.  Please vote for us: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Revz has officially been a parent for 9 years today. Woah. That’s a while to still not be an expert. Gem is on holiday, it’s fine, we’re not that jealous, but we weren’t going to leave you hanging without us DLs, so we’re here. But, strap yourselves in, Gem needs to talk about an album. So make a cup of tea. And this leads to Gem’s unearthing of some feelings over text messages. Gem doesn’t have t...

This week's caller has a neighbour crossing a major boundary. Vote for us in the Australian Podcast Awards! https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you call your friends first thing on their birthday or do you (cough, Gem) call them on their birthday not knowing it’s their birthday and talking about some other sh*t? And how special are birthdays after the age of 21 anyway? Then, Gem’s kids FaceTimed her Dad with a surprise effect and it makes us wonder just how “bubbly” Australia is? And speaking of, Gem had an interaction that made her qu...

This weeks caller is hiding at the school gate after a mortifying night out.  Vote for us in the Australian Podcast awards! 🏆 https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Revz did a staycay at a fancy hotel and met a Japanese toilet…hilarity ensues! Gem is hooked on one helluva drug called Parent Pride TM and she wants to talk about it (once Raffa is done saving the planet - thank you daycare). But really what kicks off today’s meandering deep and meaningful, is Revz’s regret over a smug comment she made to the pod team in the car. She’s wondering if it was a di...

This week's caller wants everyone to get along... is she dreaming? Please vote for us for Listener's Choice: https://www.australianpodcastawards.com/voting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re so in sync now it’s like we’re N’sync; thanks to the tour the sharks are circling. We have a whole lotta new DLs, so we asked you how to explain this show to newbies and you had some great answers (cos of course you did). We had a fun run in with a DL in Brisbane who had an interesting way of “trying to like” her husband which we get into. And then Gem doesn’t have time for being a sh*t mate...

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Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while she was on the road and she doesn’t have time for how little respect her kids have for…well… her. At least some sleep is being had but at what (emotional) cost? Then Revz is quite furious this week and she is not messing around calling it out. Strap yo...

Today's caller has planned for 3 under 3 and needs a clap back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we’re deep diving today; sharing with you what went wrong, what went right, the highs, the lows, the cheeseburgers, the murder motels, our best mate Guy Sebastian and the absolute best thing about the lot of it… the DLs! We’re sure one day we’ll come down of...

Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the things you’ve wanted to know and we were in a particularly forth coming mood, so we go deep. If there’s anything we didn’t cover, why don’t you just skate into the DMs? Happy Tuesday legends. We LYSM.    See omnystudio....

Today's caller is wondering if she can do it better this time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two types of “show nails”) and we rep both. But Revz has made life very hard for herself, indeed. Iggy has climbed atop Consumerism Mountain, taking the title of King Stuff from Teddy. And so that means Gem just like, can’t take him to the...

Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that’s lightened Gem’s mental load and Teddy is loving a luscious rats tail. Then we show you a bit of how the sausage gets made to tell you Gem has forgotten how to be an actor, lol. But kinda not lol, cos it’s showtime. Revz is highly em...

Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting philosophy. Revz loves it and is reminded of the time she negotiated her way out of maths for keeps. Cool story. Then Revz does not have time for a massive loss of innocence in the canteen line and Gem doesn’t have time for using up all her grandparent cre...

Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like, honestly, how often. Cos we feel very different about it but we do love that hotel life. Then Revz doesn’t have time for people asking for a relationship diagnosis like she’s an expert (spoiler, she’s not) but we also kinda get it. And then Gem has...

This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.