We Don't Have Time For This

This week’s caller is wondering if it’s just the trenches or the marriage death nell.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ol’ Cam Diaz is piggybacking off Gem’s marriage philosophy. She must be a DL. Then Gem is ruing the day she named her son after yet another official trip to the doctor’s office and Revz wants to know why she did indeed dig in with the name. Then, are Voice Noters narcissistic? Cos that makes two of us. Gem has a real theory about this and Revz ain’t so sure. And then (shut your ears Boomers) can w...

Today’s caller is annoyed we teased and never discussed Saltburn and it’s making her rage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you teach your kid to whistle? Well, lucky Mama Gem is here to give us all the steps to get your toddlers whistle game strong. Then Revz is dirty that her natural hair colour is having a moment, way too far past the point of being able to rock natural. Speaking of hair, Gem has found her dream low maintenance hairdresser with a battle-style technique she deeply respects. Then Revz is navigatin...

Today’s caller needs to protect her sacred girls brunch.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back, basic b*tches! We’re BACK! And we’ve added a visual element to our show and it’s making us kinda mad at ourselves and pondering if our true Gutter Goblin energy is at risk. Revz has been holiday cramming and resting for Australia and she’s reinvigorated and ready (even to learn new gen alpha vernacular). Whereas Gem’s inner perfectionist doesn’t feel she “nailed” the break. And like al...

DLs, this is the last ep for 2023, where did it all go etc.. etc… firstly, is turkey overrated? We discuss, then Gem is getting into Boxing Day sales and it’s the dopamine download we all asked for.  Revz is holidaying so hard it hurts this year including a whole meet the fam situation and speaking of fam, a wee update on Gem’s third dependent. Then Revz doesn’t have time for shopping for Isla in...

This week's caller wants to know what to do when witnessing a disturbing scene. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Birthday Gem! Another year edging towards a glorious state of decay... 38 and feeling great. And in a birthday back flip gem is now hard into Elf on the Shelf.... who saw that coming? (everyone) Revz doesn't have time for her ovulation pain, the sneaky cousin of period pain that seems to be hanging around a lot more frequently these days and she wants to know if this is normal or if somethin...

One of the juiciest, trickiest dilemons we have ever had to squeeze. Straight from the live Xmas show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well this is our 150th Tuesday episode ever, isn’t that WILD?! It’s a lot of talking, but we still have more to say… Gem is back into an old ritual and Revz is thoroughly unconvinced. Revz doesn’t have time for a chill weekend she tried to have and wasn’t at all allowed to have because of varying factors and then Gem regales us all with the Drama of a Third Dependent...

Today’s caller has a gaslighting MIL who lives atop Capitalism Mountain.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raffa has subscribed Gem to all sorts of nonsense and how do we wrangle these devices we let our kids drive, guys, it’s a Wild West out there! We’re getting psyched / shitting our pants for the LIVE Christmas Special this weekend and so we talk about that (but don’t worry not too much 😅) And then Gem doesn’t have time for being chronically late which triggers a little reca...

You won’t believe what happened to Crazy Lisa… and on her birthday!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, after giving Gem shade for her kids “kidnap” hair for ever, Teddy is joining the long haired club and Revz is... into it. We’re back in show-mode and it’s giving dance boot camp with a side of tinsel. Raffa wants a keyboard and Revz has warnings for Gem about this. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her complex relationship with her beauty standards bullshit, a...

Today's caller needs to school her parent. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello you gorgeous DLs! It’s another Tuesday with your girls, gearing up to be back in show mode (cha, cha, cha!) But to bring us all fightback down to earth, you won’t believe what Revz has gone and done, even with all the warning in the world from Gem and it has her money (and pride) flying out the window. Then Gem had an almost catastrophic social run-in that she fixed in a truly mi...

Today's caller is really turned off by her husband's sartorial facial choices… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello legends, it is still, just, 2023 apparently although it’s whipping away with a certain fever! Gem has some exciting family news but she’s still making 10pm phone calls with plans she 100% doesn’t have time for. Then, following on from our travel hack D&M episode, Gem doesn’t have time for people (ahem) with Travel Day Anxiety and it’s giving Daddy Issues. Some controversial #notspons and...

Today's caller has quit her toxic job and has all the regrets. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Starting the week off with a retraction and an apology. Oh no, not one for Revz, but other pod team members. Then Revz is getting us cancelled (again) by taking on a controversial topic. Then Gem has set a borderline not-ok challenge for Revz through the Silly Season and it feels, well, a bit wrong. Maybe DLs can help. Then in a total gear shift, Gem has been pondering her early school life throug...

This week's caller wants to know how to get rid of her unwanted house guests. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, we have the ghost update nobody wants about Revzy’s haunted home just to start the day off right. Then Gem’s perturbed at her daughter’s changing accent but what’s really grinding her gears is Revz…having a favourite..stay with us…colour? This is a weird place DLs, but stay with us as we get into “Purple Ladies”. Then Revz doesn’t have time for rogue cycles and is dreaming of taking it all i...

Today's caller has been ghosted by a very public person. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, well, well, look who’s an absolute croc of sh*t.. looking at you Gemma (and your kids footwear). Gem is still battling a lurgy but she’s trying to dress like she’s fighting fit, which leads us to the old cost-per-wear argument aka Girl Math. And Revz has a fashion hack that she thinks is legit but Gem thinks is questionable. We have a Raffa ear piercing update with a side of Lindsay Lohan an...