We Don't Have Time For This

Back to regular programming and ya girls are sitting down for a good old fashion chat about life again. Things got shaken up in Gem household while she was on the road and she doesn’t have time for how little respect her kids have for…well… her. At least some sleep is being had but at what (emotional) cost? Then Revz is quite furious this week and she is not messing around calling it out. Strap yo...

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We’re coming down pretty hard after the official BEST month in the podcast’s ( /our) life, Tour Month. We just can’t quite get over it and so we’re deep diving today; sharing with you what went wrong, what went right, the highs, the lows, the cheeseburgers, the murder motels, our best mate Guy Sebastian and the absolute best thing about the lot of it… the DLs! We’re sure one day we’ll come down of...

Today’s caller wonders if she needs to run interference on two very ambitious Nannas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s that time of year where we answer all your curly questions and this time we asked you to make them spicy. So you hit us up with all the things you’ve wanted to know and we were in a particularly forth coming mood, so we go deep. If there’s anything we didn’t cover, why don’t you just skate into the DMs? Happy Tuesday legends. We LYSM.    See omnystudio....

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DLs we’re in Brisbane! And happy about it after a raucous and magical first show in Melbourne! And there are two types of people (well, two types of “show nails”) and we rep both. But Revz has made life very hard for herself, indeed. Iggy has climbed atop Consumerism Mountain, taking the title of King Stuff from Teddy. And so that means Gem just like, can’t take him to the...

Today's caller wants to know wtf is up with her toddler. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morning legends! While we casually jet to Melbourne to see our Victorian DLs, we have a fresh ep for you! But first, Raffa has taken on a task that’s lightened Gem’s mental load and Teddy is loving a luscious rats tail. Then we show you a bit of how the sausage gets made to tell you Gem has forgotten how to be an actor, lol. But kinda not lol, cos it’s showtime. Revz is highly em...

Today's caller wants to know if she can co-parent under the same roof or if that's a fantasy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So, Teddy has discovered Gwen Stefani and that sh*t is bananas. Gem had a quote / meme / reel fall in her lap and it’s now her entire parenting philosophy. Revz loves it and is reminded of the time she negotiated her way out of maths for keeps. Cool story. Then Revz does not have time for a massive loss of innocence in the canteen line and Gem doesn’t have time for using up all her grandparent cre...

Today's caller needs a serious pep talk after a run in with a face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Raffa has changed her tune on something and Gem is pretty devo about it. Then we wanna know how often people are washing their towels. Like, honestly, how often. Cos we feel very different about it but we do love that hotel life. Then Revz doesn’t have time for people asking for a relationship diagnosis like she’s an expert (spoiler, she’s not) but we also kinda get it. And then Gem has...

This week's dilemon involves sex selection (FYI it's legal in the US) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gooood Morning DLs! Its Tuesday morning and we are starting out with a BIG announcement today, so buckle up! We have been busy, busy bees getting ready for the Tour (TM) but first we have an update on last week, a near car accident (!) and some serious hair cut chat. Yep, thats right, Gem bit the bullet and cut her kids kidnap hair and she had a weird, unpredictable reaction. Then Revz has the mir...

This week's dilemon involves mansplaining... nuf said. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Gem gives the update no one asked for and tries to rebrand something no one asked to rebrand. It’s fine, we love her for it. Revz regales us with a truly superb spew story and so we’re off to a queasy start, aren’t we? Then Revz doesn’t have time for the weirdness of being the unmarried woman at the BBQ, which sparks a convo about gender divides at Aussie get-togethers. Finally Gem had a...

Today's caller is flooded with all the thoughts about how her Mum friends think of her. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok so, don’t tell anyone, but making pizzas is an art. Like, don’t try this at home kids..for real. Gem has a new appreciation for the upper crust so stay tuned for her latest that-will-never-happen moment; ambitions of becoming a pizza chef. Then it looks like the time for haircuts might have come (praise be) and Revz is maybe a little too excited. But not so excited she gets distracted from call...

This week's caller needs a pep talk from seasoned parents (who? us?) on how to toilet train her twin tornadoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off today with a little beauty PSA about chrome nails for those playing at home and then, holy shit, we BOTH got Taylor Swift tickets and we don’t quite understand how ( #survivorguilt ). Gem had a truly seismic horrendous day and she’s got the receipts to show for it. You won’t believe how UN-cozzy-lives approved this story is. And Revz has been smacked down by a horrend...

Today’s caller is looking for a needle in a haystack.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got a pass agg gift from Revz’ mum; Gem wants to know what the design is and Revz is dirty about storage. Gem had a weird incident at the beach involving a tourist which sent protective Dads on fire. Gem’s watching Parental Guidance and it’s making her think about having her kids online yet again which makes Revz pause at this new juncture of older kids. Then Revz has a bone to pick with the in...

This week’s caller is feeling all the mum guilt over second hand onesies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, Gem’s theatre nightmares have started, and she’s sweating over getting up on a stage again. But it’s remarkable she’s dreaming at all since sleep has been non existent in her house. ENTER A BLUE MIMI UPDATE. Revz is completely confused by her Zoomer sibling's entire language system, like what is “yeet”, for real? Then Gem went and did the drama thing, are...