We Don't Have Time For This

Happy Tuesday you wonderful legends. Kicking off the week, Revz kids have invented a one-part wholesome, one-part toilet humour game and it has to be shared. Speaking of Revz kids, Kate got a nanny and she’s higher than a zoomer on schoolies on this new world order. Gem was nonchalant about the school reunion but then found herself surprisingly chalant. And Revz is playing with bullying tactics to...

This week’s caller is feeling frustrated with the money dynamics in her blended family.  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, Gem went and mentally un-loaded on her kid’s whole soccer team. Tone deaf? Potentially. Fair and absolutely reasonable? Also yes. But did we mention she JUST met these people? Then, oh look, it’s our old friend beauty standards back to make us have feelings. Gem is battling greys, from every angle (emotionally, physically…philosophically?) and it really makes us examine it...

Today’s caller wonders if she should join forces with her bestie for the perks of marriage. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CW: grief, loss, infant loss. DLs we touch on grief and loss today, if today is not the day for you to hear that kind of content, please skip this one.  We’re away from the city! What are we doing? Not working on the not-live-show, surely. Revz is stoked to be back in the country as she’s a tennis girlie now, and she won’t hear otherwise. Speaking of “anyone for tennis”, Gem is relieved because Ya...

Today’s caller has been left gutted after her guest list ghosted her.  If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has your child accidentally booty called someone late at night, or FaceTimed your boss in the wee hours of the morning? Cos, same. Same. In this week’s theme of absolute calamity and chaos, Revz made an accidental order that proved rather expensive (and embarrassing), and then got borderline scammed in a consignment store. Gem is doing some serious soul searching (hello 7 year itch!) and it’s lead...

This week’s DL needs to know if her child’s obsession is normal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, it’s getting colder in Sydney and Revz has a gripe…#closethebed, Gem is dismayed at her kid’s lack of sh*ts when it comes to her opinion (or downright disdain, frankly) and Revz is a smug reformed girlie again. But let’s get down to it, Gem wants to share a story but is feeling mightily self conscious thanks to some online judgement that’s given her pause. We ponder on why the zoomers date h...

Today’s DL is feeling the feminist pressure to keep her last name.  - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, it’s bring your kids to work day as sickness has descended on Revz’s home. But we soldier on! Gem’s kids have hit a new mode (well, for this week anyway) and Gem is HERE for it. Revz is absolutely side-swiped by Mum-Guilt(TM) this week and she really needs to get into it with us all. When is school going to be set up for working parents? Or do we all just need to get comfortable with the unc...

This week’s DL is not loving the “three’s a crowd’ vibes. - If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know there’s a lady that will come and de-louse your whole family? What a job. Essential, but truly horrific. Raffa is trying to be on another podcast and are we raising a little show baby here? Then Gem has a rogue (not to her) new crush and Revz is confused. And you all FLOODED our inbox after Revz shared her niche phobia (which has now been diagnosed by the internet and she did INDEED f...

Today’s caller doesn’t want to deal with kids party admin on her days off. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kicking off this Tuesday with a couple of retractions cos apparently our brains have left the building. Is it post-partum? Is it Term 1 craziness, is it low iron levels? Surely there’s something we can blame? Then Revz has a non-retraction (think they call that a double-down) and QUIET DOWN INTERNET, OK? Now that’s done, Gem doesn’t have time for people messing with the social contract of how we h...

This week’s DL is struggling with friendship changes since becoming a Mum. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, we are UP to mischief, DLs. And you know we’re gonna over-share about it, because at this point we are quite literally professional over-sharers. But first up today, do men do everything in reverse from us? Including thinking? Gem thinks so. Gem also thinks Revz is just putting too much pressure on the people in her life and she needs it to stop. Revz is on a mission to get a rather question...

This week’s DL is having a bad hair day… everyday. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well it’s a hellfire week (do we just call this Tuesday?) this week. The house of cards has well and truly crumbled and we’re at the bottom of the pile asking “how do we keep this high vibes?”. Gem has been dodging and re-dodging sickness and schedule nightmares and Revz is navigating a new frontier in hormonal upheaval. Yep, we’re back to obsessing about testosterone, oestrogen, sleep, temperates...

This week, our DL questions why it is harder to parent when her husband is around. If you want more of us in your week, you can subscribe to MORE TIME FOR THIS for more eps and giveaways all month long: Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, well, well, someone dressed up (a.k.a did their hair) for today’s record and someone (cough, cough, Gem) isn’t happy about it. Then Revz recently revealed her one and only phobia to her partner and it reminded us of her straight weirdness. Gem needs to help because Revz can barely say it out loud. Then Gem’s friend went on a WILD date and has given permission for us to share a bananas dating...

This week's DL has got a major ick over her husband's poor choice. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop EVERYTHING. We both got to go to the Eras Tour over the weekend and we simply must debrief, breakdown and dissect everything from our individual experiences (to Isla's experience) to the theatricality, business side and frankly how “glowing” she is. No Taylor stone un-turned gang. It’s your eras ep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we discuss a daycare menu that doesn't add up. SUBSCRIBE to MORE Time For This :  Apple — https://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis Spotify — https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/moretimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First up, Gem has some random facts and then follows it up with some utter BS stemming from her imposter syndrome. HELLO TUESDAY! Then Revz had a curious run in with a very beautiful man on Airtasker that ended in hilarity. Gem calls Revz out for her international dating history and Revz throws a bit of shade towards the Aussie bloke (ducks for cover). This week Gem doesn’t have time for her daugh...