We Doing Filmographies

Heyyy, we're all the way therrrre. It's the Crow! WICKED PRAYER. Edward Furlong is the Crow. Hearts have been cut out. David Boreanaz is trying to become the devil. Apparently they had nineteen dollars for the budget. I'm about ready to put these Crows in a sack and throw them in the river and hope they don't come back and hunt me down. This also has Tara Reid. Tune in. Or whatever. This was all a...

What if we took a not terrible plot for a Crow movie and then had a tiny budget and a director that makes it look like an early 90s direct-to-video? What would that be like??? Well, "The Crow: Salvation" is here to solve that age old question. But it doesn't answer my question of why doesnt anyone recognize this guy, he looks exactly the same as he did 5 minutes before becoming the crow. Tune in....

Caw caw caw caw caw The first of The Crow sequels. Some will argue that producers ruined the movie in editing. I say "are you stupid? Did you see what they had to work with? Nobody could save this trash". But? Mia Sara is astonishingly beautiful, so there is that. This begins a very dark journey into some very, very bad sequels.

When Brandon Lee was promoting a movie overseas, the host of a show asked him to be in his movie. Is the movie good? I have no idea, we couldn't get a copy. Is the scene good? No, it's awful. This is it. It's over. We did them all (though a person on reddit says "Zeus" was a scam. He is not in it). Strange run. Pretty sad.

FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP! The final of the Brandon Lee movies (we can't really count that other thing). It's the movie that killed him. It's, THE CROW Jules and I recorded this the same night we watched and recorded the episode on "Rapid Fire". We got wassssssted. At this point, I'm tired and Jules just talks for pretty much the whole episode. And it's great. I sat back and listened to one...

"Rapid Fire". Or? "Kicking That Dude From Justified In The Face In His Own Home And Then He Has To Lie To His Wife's Face And Say You're Just Talking". Which title seems less clunky? Anyways, Brandon is over here kicking people a lot. Why? They deserve it. Also, there's more drug conspiracies. Did Crack do this? Is crack the reason for all the drug movies in the 90s? Did you learn from all that cr...

The 7th Brandon Lee project? SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO! We got super-meth, a sexy beheading, arms getting chopped off, and people going through windows and snapping their own necks. Is this the domestic action movie OF ALL TIME?!?!?!? I dunno, bruh, maybe tune in and find out if we are Dolph Lundgren fans or think Brandon is reaching his full potential yet. The promo at the top of the show is for C...

You ever been on a laser mission? Me either. You know who has? Brandon Lee! Laser Mission! It's the 6th entry in our Brandon Lee run, and he's gotta save Ernest Borgnine. Also, I could be wrong, but I don't think there's any lasers in this. But there is a diamond. And slapstick. And brown-face. And heads in jars. Is it good? Tune in and find out! Do us a favor? Rate and review this pod on Apple Po...

Hey you! You like Pat Morita? Right? You had to think about it, but the answer was yes. Did you know he had a cop show in the 80s? And the first season had Catherine Keener and Jon Polito! Does he shoot all them bad guys? No! He doesn't like guns! And he meditates on cases to solve them! And sometimes he karates the sh*t out of criminals! Is it good? Tune in and find out! Brandon Lee plays the son...

Number four is the charm. Kind of. Zeus The Crime Killer. Trapeze artist George Pan-Andreas funded this movie. And wrote it. And directed it. And starred in it. He's the Crime Killer and he's not gonna put up with all this Crime! This movie rules. I've only grown to love it more when I think about it. It's so stupid. But also action packed. He has a thick accent. At one point he tries to pretend h...

The third project for the late, great Brandon Lee? Kung Fu: The Next Generation. They tried to bring Kung Fu back. They made a pilot. It didn't go. They dumped it on CBS Summer Playhouse. David Carradine isn't in it, but they still manage to have a lame white guy be the boring kung fu master. At least Brandon Lee is in it. Miguel Ferrer, too. Is it good????? No. It's terrible. Tune in. Listen to o...

It's time for the 2nd Brandon Lee project! A crazy Chinese action movie with not much punching or kicking! LEGACY OF RAGE!!!! Brandon kicks it with his best buddy and girlfriend, but his buddy wants his gf and sets him up for a murder and he goes to jail. Any guesses on what happens? Hint: lots of rage. And bullets. And a super rad NEW best friend who's very ride or die and even hides under a tarp...

Brandon Lee. Charming. Handsome. Sweet moves. There was a little window where people were like "this Brandon Lee is gonna be huge!" And he should have been. But? He died while making "The Crow". We'll talk about it plenty throughout the series. "Kung Fu" was probably pretty rad back when it aired in the 70s. It straight up sucked when i watched it in the 90s. This is a movie they made in the 80s,...

This lady gets dumped by her fiance, has her car stolen and then gets fired, all in the same day. Does she jump off a bridge? No. She moves back in with her emotionally abusive fart of a mom and then her imaginary friend comes back for her and starts smearing dog poop on things. Did you know you can pick a movie for us to watch and then cover on this podcast? Wow. That's power. All you have to do...

On the 31st day of Pitts-mas, we wrap up for 2023. The Mexican. Julia Roberts. Brad Pitt. A movie nobody remembers. It's a comedy? They're both idiots? Pitts-mas is over. Was it worth it? Was there any reason whatsoever to release 30 new episodes in 30 days? Did we change the world? Does everyone listen to We Doing Filmographies now? Yeah. Of course. No need to rate, review or subscribe, everyone...

On the 30th day of Pitts-mas, a caravan. SNATCH I got super high with friends and went to see this in the theater when I was a teenager. I never had a problem with Lock, Stock, but I was so fried I couldn't understand most of the accents. Everyone loved this thing and I thought it kind of sucked. Has my opinion changed? Does Jules love this movie? How does early Guy Ritchie hold up? We answer that...

On the 29th day of Pitts-mas, Bob and his big ol' knockers gave to me: a good night's sleep. And? FIGHT CLUB. Edward Norton can't sleep. He has this nightmare that he's a toilet and people are lined up around the block to use him, so he's just too scared to even lay in the bed. He meets a new friend, Brad Pitt, who teaches him to be strong and they decide that they'll work together to change their...

On the 28th day of Pitts-mas, Mr. Flemmer took over my body with 20 of his closest geriatric homes. Me, I.... Being John Malkovich Once upon a time, Jules and I both saw this as teenagers. One of had our minds blown and one of us wasn't that into it. What's our stance now? What's yours? John Cusack is a disgusting sack of crap who wants to be a famous puppeteer, but his material sucks and he only...

On the 27th day of Pitts-mas, everything's gonna be Irie! (You ever see the irie scene? Have ya?  It's totally on-par with getting him by two cars.) Meet Joe Black! A super cutie meets Pitt at a Cafe and it is LOVE! An old man hears the whispers of death! Death is like hey fuc*o, you can have a few more days if we become 24/7 friends! Did you know it's 3 hours? Is it good? It is 3 hours... probabl...

On the 26th day of Pitts-mas, the Austrians gave to meeeeee: Seven Years in Tibet. What if there was a movie about an Austrian guy that was a big ol jerk, but he likes mountains? What if he became friends with the Dalai lama? What if he was actually a nazi and the movie went ahead and lied about that part? Heinrich runs away from his pregnant wife and tries to climb a mountain. When he comes down...

On the 25th day of Pitts-mas, Bradley gave to me "Aye", by the bucket load, in? The Devil's Own. IRA GUY. Police guy. Housemates. Lovers? Mayyyyyybe. Brad is a killer and is hiding out at an unsuspecting Harrison Ford's house while he procures rockets from Treat Williams to battle the government back in Ireland. Is this riveting? Is this the lost blockbuster you didn't know ruled? Brad Pitt really...

It's a rebroadcast of our first episode! From the Billy Crudup run! There's no clips! Brad Pitt is in this!

On the 23rd day of Pitts-mas, Christopher Plummer gave birth to the army of the... 12 Monkeys Bruce Willis. Madeline Stowe. Jon Seda. David Morse. Frank Gorshin. And? BRAD PITT. DUH. COME ON! YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE! Does this movie hold up? Does Willis come swinging? Do you buy ol Pittie as mentally unstable? Do you continue to kinda be in love with Madeline Stowe? Would you switchblade yo...

On the 22nd day of Pitts-mas I cut my fingerprints off cause I wanna be like Kevin Spacey. He's a good role model, right?!?!?!?!?! Se7en. I love this movie. I saw it when I was 13. Turned from "I Love movies" to constantly chasing the high of seeing such an amazing thriller so young. Does it hold up? Is it maybe stupid now? Is the acting actually not good? No. It's amazing. Listen to us do Morgan...

On the 21st day of Pitts-mas, long hair don't care: Legends of the Fall. Jk, that long hair cares so much. Three bros. Dad is Anthony Hopkins. They live in da woods. When they grown, the baby of the squad brings a girl back home and everyone is immediately like "omfg I love her, I need her". Then baby brah says we gotta join WW1! I'M GOING TO CANADA TO ENLIST! and his bros are like yeah, we are co...