We Doing Filmographies

And so I say DEDICATION. You know, like that Post Malone song? Anyways, Billy Crudup plays a real wreck of a human being who is wildly cruel to everyone. He also writes children's books. The artist he is teamed up with DIES (rest in peace Tom Wilkinson) so he has to pair up with Mandy Moore and is super not nice. Can they get the book done? Will they be friends? Was this directed by a movie star?...

The Crudup pile grows mighty with a movie Robert Deniro directed. Matt Damon is boring. He's perfect to be a special agent. He ruins the lives of the people he "loves", but Angelina Jolie does ride him in a pile of dirt 5 minutes after they meet. This movie is very long. I had seen it before. I was not looking forward to watching it again. But? Do we like it? Are we thrilled to hear Joe Pesci pop...

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to accept how depressing it is that Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead and has been for quite a while. Thanks a lot, heroin. Tom Cruise has to save the world. Hoffman wants to ruin it. Someone is doing us a double cross. And the supporting cast is stacked. Anyways, these movies are pretty dang great. Tom Cruise is terrific, Hoffman is scary, Keri...

Billy Crudup. David Duchovney. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Julianne Moore. Wow. Look at that cast. How have you never heard of... Trust The Man. Billy's a lil baby boy afraid of death and commitment. His girlfriend Maggie wants him to grow up. David is horny but his wife doesn't seem to like him in that way anymore. They have two kids. This is a comedy. It's also the second movie we've covered by Bart Freu...

Mirror mirror on the walll, who's the flyest ho of all? BILLY CRUDUP! Stage Beauty. All the dudes are so horny for Billy in this. He is an actor who portrays women on stage (as women are outlawed from performing) back in the 1600's. Claire Danes also wants some of that Billy, but she's his assistant and he seems to mostly be into dudes. She also performs in underground, illegal plays and ends up g...

Billy is back. And so is ol sloppy jaws himself, Albert Finney. Big Fish. For the 14th episode on Billy Crudup, we have a dang Tim Burton. He plays Will. His dad is dying. He goes to see him and is like Jesus dad, why can't you tell me a single true thing about your life? And his dad sloppy jaws about how he's a storyteller. Do you like this movie? Are your parents dead? Are you excited for the re...

Telly Savalas. Keith Gordon. Greece. Strife. Big dogging. Is this movie wonderful? Is it whatever? Are the two leads weirdly fantastic? Is this the only place you're going to find any audio of this movie (actually you should go to our youtube and watch this episode. It's a video episode with clips from the movie)? I am the man now, dawg? Tune in! We covered absolutely every Keith Gordon thing we c...

Sam has a handkerchief that's alive. And horny for spills. Please feed him spills, it makes him bust hard. They end up at a gathering in the woods they were mistakenly invited to and everyone is a weirdo. Then? Murders! Is this good? Is it charming? Is one of us way more into it than the other? Good questions! You should tune in and listen and then when 4/20 rolls around, you can watch "Hanky Pank...

Heyyy, we're all the way therrrre. It's the Crow! WICKED PRAYER. Edward Furlong is the Crow. Hearts have been cut out. David Boreanaz is trying to become the devil. Apparently they had nineteen dollars for the budget. I'm about ready to put these Crows in a sack and throw them in the river and hope they don't come back and hunt me down. This also has Tara Reid. Tune in. Or whatever. This was all a...

What if we took a not terrible plot for a Crow movie and then had a tiny budget and a director that makes it look like an early 90s direct-to-video? What would that be like??? Well, "The Crow: Salvation" is here to solve that age old question. But it doesn't answer my question of why doesnt anyone recognize this guy, he looks exactly the same as he did 5 minutes before becoming the crow. Tune in....

Caw caw caw caw caw The first of The Crow sequels. Some will argue that producers ruined the movie in editing. I say "are you stupid? Did you see what they had to work with? Nobody could save this trash". But? Mia Sara is astonishingly beautiful, so there is that. This begins a very dark journey into some very, very bad sequels.

When Brandon Lee was promoting a movie overseas, the host of a show asked him to be in his movie. Is the movie good? I have no idea, we couldn't get a copy. Is the scene good? No, it's awful. This is it. It's over. We did them all (though a person on reddit says "Zeus" was a scam. He is not in it). Strange run. Pretty sad.

FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP FIRE IT UP! The final of the Brandon Lee movies (we can't really count that other thing). It's the movie that killed him. It's, THE CROW Jules and I recorded this the same night we watched and recorded the episode on "Rapid Fire". We got wassssssted. At this point, I'm tired and Jules just talks for pretty much the whole episode. And it's great. I sat back and listened to one...

"Rapid Fire". Or? "Kicking That Dude From Justified In The Face In His Own Home And Then He Has To Lie To His Wife's Face And Say You're Just Talking". Which title seems less clunky? Anyways, Brandon is over here kicking people a lot. Why? They deserve it. Also, there's more drug conspiracies. Did Crack do this? Is crack the reason for all the drug movies in the 90s? Did you learn from all that cr...

The 7th Brandon Lee project? SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO! We got super-meth, a sexy beheading, arms getting chopped off, and people going through windows and snapping their own necks. Is this the domestic action movie OF ALL TIME?!?!?!? I dunno, bruh, maybe tune in and find out if we are Dolph Lundgren fans or think Brandon is reaching his full potential yet. The promo at the top of the show is for C...

You ever been on a laser mission? Me either. You know who has? Brandon Lee! Laser Mission! It's the 6th entry in our Brandon Lee run, and he's gotta save Ernest Borgnine. Also, I could be wrong, but I don't think there's any lasers in this. But there is a diamond. And slapstick. And brown-face. And heads in jars. Is it good? Tune in and find out! Do us a favor? Rate and review this pod on Apple Po...

Hey you! You like Pat Morita? Right? You had to think about it, but the answer was yes. Did you know he had a cop show in the 80s? And the first season had Catherine Keener and Jon Polito! Does he shoot all them bad guys? No! He doesn't like guns! And he meditates on cases to solve them! And sometimes he karates the sh*t out of criminals! Is it good? Tune in and find out! Brandon Lee plays the son...

Number four is the charm. Kind of. Zeus The Crime Killer. Trapeze artist George Pan-Andreas funded this movie. And wrote it. And directed it. And starred in it. He's the Crime Killer and he's not gonna put up with all this Crime! This movie rules. I've only grown to love it more when I think about it. It's so stupid. But also action packed. He has a thick accent. At one point he tries to pretend h...

The third project for the late, great Brandon Lee? Kung Fu: The Next Generation. They tried to bring Kung Fu back. They made a pilot. It didn't go. They dumped it on CBS Summer Playhouse. David Carradine isn't in it, but they still manage to have a lame white guy be the boring kung fu master. At least Brandon Lee is in it. Miguel Ferrer, too. Is it good????? No. It's terrible. Tune in. Listen to o...

It's time for the 2nd Brandon Lee project! A crazy Chinese action movie with not much punching or kicking! LEGACY OF RAGE!!!! Brandon kicks it with his best buddy and girlfriend, but his buddy wants his gf and sets him up for a murder and he goes to jail. Any guesses on what happens? Hint: lots of rage. And bullets. And a super rad NEW best friend who's very ride or die and even hides under a tarp...

Brandon Lee. Charming. Handsome. Sweet moves. There was a little window where people were like "this Brandon Lee is gonna be huge!" And he should have been. But? He died while making "The Crow". We'll talk about it plenty throughout the series. "Kung Fu" was probably pretty rad back when it aired in the 70s. It straight up sucked when i watched it in the 90s. This is a movie they made in the 80s,...

This lady gets dumped by her fiance, has her car stolen and then gets fired, all in the same day. Does she jump off a bridge? No. She moves back in with her emotionally abusive fart of a mom and then her imaginary friend comes back for her and starts smearing dog poop on things. Did you know you can pick a movie for us to watch and then cover on this podcast? Wow. That's power. All you have to do...

On the 31st day of Pitts-mas, we wrap up for 2023. The Mexican. Julia Roberts. Brad Pitt. A movie nobody remembers. It's a comedy? They're both idiots? Pitts-mas is over. Was it worth it? Was there any reason whatsoever to release 30 new episodes in 30 days? Did we change the world? Does everyone listen to We Doing Filmographies now? Yeah. Of course. No need to rate, review or subscribe, everyone...

On the 30th day of Pitts-mas, a caravan. SNATCH I got super high with friends and went to see this in the theater when I was a teenager. I never had a problem with Lock, Stock, but I was so fried I couldn't understand most of the accents. Everyone loved this thing and I thought it kind of sucked. Has my opinion changed? Does Jules love this movie? How does early Guy Ritchie hold up? We answer that...

On the 29th day of Pitts-mas, Bob and his big ol' knockers gave to me: a good night's sleep. And? FIGHT CLUB. Edward Norton can't sleep. He has this nightmare that he's a toilet and people are lined up around the block to use him, so he's just too scared to even lay in the bed. He meets a new friend, Brad Pitt, who teaches him to be strong and they decide that they'll work together to change their...