We Doing Filmographies

Hey baby, you're looking pretty good. Is that a glimmer in your eye? OH MY GOD ARE YOU STEVEN SEAGAL? Jules has picked "The Glimmer Man", and there are surprises for both of us. One's a cop. The other is also a cop. There's a serial killer. But there's also a conspiracy. And? Stephen Tobolowsky is in it. We sure do see him and George Dzundza a lot on this podcast and I am thankful for that. Tune i...

For the Jason pick, it's an action movie by a guy who clearly has zero passion for filmmaking. It's like he was told he had to make a movie in order to inherit the family fortune, but he doesn't really know how to do it, nor does he care. He has brought us... The Most Dangerous Game! Judd Nelson, Bruce Dern, Casper Van Dien, Tom Berenger and? Non-actors. Or people from a community theater? I have...

I bet white men could jump if there was like a snake or a cucumber that startled them. Here we are with the final Snipes for now. White Men Can't Jump is his 10th film. Is this movie funny? Is it sexy? Are either of us hung up on how Woody treats Rosie Perez in this? I bet one of us is outraged that Snipes steals from Harrleson. Tune in! Find out! Rate, review, subscribe and once you get that dang...

Step right up and watch the best performances you'll probably ever see from Eric Stoltz, William Forsythe and Wesley Snipes. Neal Jimenez wrote "Rivers Edge". He also slipped on a rock hiking, and ended up paraplegic for the rest of his life. "The Waterdance" is based on his time in rehab and is probably why the film feels like a snapshot of a handful of lives instead of some feel-good nonsense. I...

I've got jungle fever, Jules got jungle fever, we've got a new Snipes, it's JUNGLE FEVER Snipes has a wife and a young daughter. But? He's got a new secretary. And it's Annabella Sciorra. So what's a guy to do??? The correct answer is nothing, but I'm ugly so I don't really know about temptation like that. But the actual interesting parts of the story are John Turturro and his racist acquaintances...

Hey, remember when you'd use your badge to scan in at the crack distribution center and the basement was full of people smoking rock (but goons with bats patrol the darkness)? Those were the days! Is "New Jack City' a comic book movie? Are we supposed to think Judd Nelson's characters racism is cool? Like he's a bad boy? Is this better than "King of New York"? Tune in to another Wesley Snipes film...

So here we go. Another stop on the Snipes world tour. And? It's a Spike Lee joint! Exciting! Did we like Spike Lee before watching this? Do we like Spike after this? Is there a good deal of silliness in this movie? Is this episode the first time Jason listened and said "oh boy, yeah, I say f*ck too much". Also? Between you and me? You've probably been saying Denzel Washington's name wrong your who...

For Wesley Snipes, his fifth movie has him going up against the... King of New York Christopher Walken gets out of prison and becomes the King of New York. He rounds up a crew and takes over the drug trade. Why? To fund a hospital. What? Snipes is one of a cop pile that wants him in jail and then dead. I really wanna talk Jules into just doing every movie Abel Ferrara has made. I've only seen two,...

People loved this movie. I saw it when I was 7. Charlie Sheen was so dang cool, that I got my hair cut like his character for a year. It's about a loveable group of losers turning a team around and becoming? Winners. Duh. It's a real Ted Lasso situation. Also, Jules and I both thought Wesley Snipes was a baseball player that was cast in the movie and that's how he became an actor.

Richard Pryor has a dream. He wants to open a small screen movie theater. Some mobsters offer him an awful deal, but the police foil it and now the gangsters are gonna kill him in prison. What's a guy to do?!?! Pretend to be a doctor. Is this movie incredibly unfunny? Is it weirdly watchable? Does it have a stacked cast? Find out the answers to those questions and the amount of time Wesley Snipes...

In America? There is no poverty, no suffering. What do they drive on? Well... Streets of Gold! For Wesley Snipes, his second movie is a boxing drama. Is he the lead? No. Is it Adrain Pasdar's movie? No. It's all about the Russian coach who fled due to everybody being awful about his Judaism. Now he drinks buckets of Vodka and taunts young boxers but then trains them. Also, he's not Russian in real...

New filmography run! It's Wesley Snipes! You like Wesley Snipes? Jules sure does. Things kick off with some surprise soft dong and lil boobs in "Wildcats"! Goldie Hawn wants to coach high school football. Bruce McGill is like yeah baby, of course, kiss my moustache... you wont?! Well then you can teach at the BLACK SCHOOL!!! Can she turn the team around? They sure do think she's a weak woman. Are...

Ryan Phillippe and Benecio Del Toro are scumbags who probably smell real bad. They commit crimes and kill people for money. They kidnap Juliette Lewis to ransom her to Herschel from the Walking Dead cause she is full of baby. But he is a gangster or something, so he has henchmen (Taye Diggs, Nicky Katt and the James Caan). Things will probably work out great for everyone. Also, Juliette Lewis's da...

We didn't like Julia Roberts growing up. Not at all. But then we watched "Everybody Says I Love You" and "I Love Trouble" and we were like "oh! I get it!" So we were mildly excited to love this movie. DID THAT HAPPEN? Tune in. We can travel to Italy with Luca Spagetti, to India with Richard Jenkins, and then we can wrap it all up with in Bali with Javier Bardem calling his son sweetheart. Perhaps...

Pew pew, pop pop! Ahhhhh! This has that guy in it that people are pretty sketched out on now. He plays John Dillinger. He goes to jail and robs banks and goes to jail and associates with some people who are bad news. One of us is surprisingly into this! One of us is like "why is this movie full of history lies!". Who is it? And did you know Crudup is in this? And Christian Bale? Whoa! What about t...

Who watches the Watchmen? Us, I guess. Someone is killing the old heroes. Billy Crudup is a blue God. Zack Snyder. A better trailer than a movie. Long.

Based on a true story. Directed by Paul Schneider. Produced by Paul Giamatti, who stars with Billy Crudup, Kristen Wiig and good ol' Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby). Billy wants to have a rocket pack created and uses a friend for funding and lures in a very angry engineer. Things do not go well. Nobody has heard of this movie. It's much better than you'd think, considering it doesn't exist.

And so I say DEDICATION. You know, like that Post Malone song? Anyways, Billy Crudup plays a real wreck of a human being who is wildly cruel to everyone. He also writes children's books. The artist he is teamed up with DIES (rest in peace Tom Wilkinson) so he has to pair up with Mandy Moore and is super not nice. Can they get the book done? Will they be friends? Was this directed by a movie star?...

The Crudup pile grows mighty with a movie Robert Deniro directed. Matt Damon is boring. He's perfect to be a special agent. He ruins the lives of the people he "loves", but Angelina Jolie does ride him in a pile of dirt 5 minutes after they meet. This movie is very long. I had seen it before. I was not looking forward to watching it again. But? Do we like it? Are we thrilled to hear Joe Pesci pop...

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to accept how depressing it is that Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead and has been for quite a while. Thanks a lot, heroin. Tom Cruise has to save the world. Hoffman wants to ruin it. Someone is doing us a double cross. And the supporting cast is stacked. Anyways, these movies are pretty dang great. Tom Cruise is terrific, Hoffman is scary, Keri...

Billy Crudup. David Duchovney. Maggie Gyllenhaal. Julianne Moore. Wow. Look at that cast. How have you never heard of... Trust The Man. Billy's a lil baby boy afraid of death and commitment. His girlfriend Maggie wants him to grow up. David is horny but his wife doesn't seem to like him in that way anymore. They have two kids. This is a comedy. It's also the second movie we've covered by Bart Freu...

Mirror mirror on the walll, who's the flyest ho of all? BILLY CRUDUP! Stage Beauty. All the dudes are so horny for Billy in this. He is an actor who portrays women on stage (as women are outlawed from performing) back in the 1600's. Claire Danes also wants some of that Billy, but she's his assistant and he seems to mostly be into dudes. She also performs in underground, illegal plays and ends up g...

Billy is back. And so is ol sloppy jaws himself, Albert Finney. Big Fish. For the 14th episode on Billy Crudup, we have a dang Tim Burton. He plays Will. His dad is dying. He goes to see him and is like Jesus dad, why can't you tell me a single true thing about your life? And his dad sloppy jaws about how he's a storyteller. Do you like this movie? Are your parents dead? Are you excited for the re...

Telly Savalas. Keith Gordon. Greece. Strife. Big dogging. Is this movie wonderful? Is it whatever? Are the two leads weirdly fantastic? Is this the only place you're going to find any audio of this movie (actually you should go to our youtube and watch this episode. It's a video episode with clips from the movie)? I am the man now, dawg? Tune in! We covered absolutely every Keith Gordon thing we c...

Sam has a handkerchief that's alive. And horny for spills. Please feed him spills, it makes him bust hard. They end up at a gathering in the woods they were mistakenly invited to and everyone is a weirdo. Then? Murders! Is this good? Is it charming? Is one of us way more into it than the other? Good questions! You should tune in and listen and then when 4/20 rolls around, you can watch "Hanky Pank...