We Doing Filmographies

Do you know who Glenn Gould is? I did not. Nor did Jules. You wanna know more? Well, it's time to listen to us talk about... 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould. This came out in '93 and it's quite the mix of narrative, music and interviews, all attempting to give you a feel for the late, legendary composer. Is it successful? Is it entertaining? Is Colm Feore handsome and amazing? Did Don McKellar co...

Do you know about "Red Shoe Diaries"? I mean there's a TV show that went a while, but also a movie that kicked it off. I never thought about it much, but i'm pretty sure "You Must Remember This" and their erotic 80's and 90's series is what caused this podcast. They cover this here movie pretty extensively and we were looking for our first movie and here we are....

Don Mckellar's fourth movie is called "Giant Steps". And honestly, this movie is very bad. It's mind-boggling. There's this high school kid from Eastern Europe who really likes jazz. Billy Dee Williams is his hero, a jazz man. They kind of meet in one of the dumbest sequences I've ever seen in my life. It's like an alien came here and had an idea of how people talk and wrote this but then hired a...

Are you ready for another road trip? Directed by Bruce Mcdonald? And written by Bruce Mcdonald AND Don McKellar? And starring Don McKellar AND Valerie Buhagiar? AGAIN?!?!?! Hop in, it's time for Don Mckellar's third credit, "Highway 61". Mckellar is a dorky barber who finds a dead body in a bathtub ( in the backyard of his shop). Valerie Buhagiar, a complete stranger, shows up and talks him into a...

Don Mckellar's second movie is a bit of a masterpiece. Hold onto your hats, its time for The Adjuster! Atom Egoyan tells a story of an insurance adjuster who bones down all the people he's helping file claims and they all stay at a hotel run by some religious people who just love the adjuster. Who is the adjuster? ELIAS KOTEAS! I bet you thought I was gonna say Don McKellar, but you were wrong......

Telly Savalas. Keith Gordon. Greece. Strife. Big dogging. Is this movie fantastic? Is it whatever? Are the two leads weirdly fantastic? Is this video the only place you're going to find any footage of this movie? I am the man now, dawg? Tune in! We covered absolutely every Keith Gordon thing we could find. We dug deep. I emailed people, I tried to find torrents in weird places, I checked archi...

Hey there buddy, you know this here Don McKellar? He's something kinda special, eh? ROADKILL A band of di*kheads can't play the shows on their tour because their lead singer wandered off to find himself. Ramona sets off to round 'em up for her boss, who's a lil but of a grouchy gus. Along the way she meets an annoying and kinda dumb cabbie, a documentary crew whose RV is spooky at night, a mysteri...

You ready to make six bucks an hour? Then you're ready for an adventure. In babysitting. High school senior gets jilted by lover, and instead of a fancy French anniversary, she babysits three kids. And go into the big bad city of Chicago to save her best friend. This was a listener Pick! You also could choose a movie for us to cover! All you have to do is review us on Apple podcasts and let us kno...

Hey baby, you're looking pretty good. Is that a glimmer in your eye? OH MY GOD ARE YOU STEVEN SEAGAL? Jules has picked "The Glimmer Man", and there are surprises for both of us. One's a cop. The other is also a cop. There's a serial killer. But there's also a conspiracy. And? Stephen Tobolowsky is in it. We sure do see him and George Dzundza a lot on this podcast and I am thankful for that. Tune i...

For the Jason pick, it's an action movie by a guy who clearly has zero passion for filmmaking. It's like he was told he had to make a movie in order to inherit the family fortune, but he doesn't really know how to do it, nor does he care. He has brought us... The Most Dangerous Game! Judd Nelson, Bruce Dern, Casper Van Dien, Tom Berenger and? Non-actors. Or people from a community theater? I have...

I bet white men could jump if there was like a snake or a cucumber that startled them. Here we are with the final Snipes for now. White Men Can't Jump is his 10th film. Is this movie funny? Is it sexy? Are either of us hung up on how Woody treats Rosie Perez in this? I bet one of us is outraged that Snipes steals from Harrleson. Tune in! Find out! Rate, review, subscribe and once you get that dang...

Step right up and watch the best performances you'll probably ever see from Eric Stoltz, William Forsythe and Wesley Snipes. Neal Jimenez wrote "Rivers Edge". He also slipped on a rock hiking, and ended up paraplegic for the rest of his life. "The Waterdance" is based on his time in rehab and is probably why the film feels like a snapshot of a handful of lives instead of some feel-good nonsense. I...

I've got jungle fever, Jules got jungle fever, we've got a new Snipes, it's JUNGLE FEVER Snipes has a wife and a young daughter. But? He's got a new secretary. And it's Annabella Sciorra. So what's a guy to do??? The correct answer is nothing, but I'm ugly so I don't really know about temptation like that. But the actual interesting parts of the story are John Turturro and his racist acquaintances...

Hey, remember when you'd use your badge to scan in at the crack distribution center and the basement was full of people smoking rock (but goons with bats patrol the darkness)? Those were the days! Is "New Jack City' a comic book movie? Are we supposed to think Judd Nelson's characters racism is cool? Like he's a bad boy? Is this better than "King of New York"? Tune in to another Wesley Snipes film...

So here we go. Another stop on the Snipes world tour. And? It's a Spike Lee joint! Exciting! Did we like Spike Lee before watching this? Do we like Spike after this? Is there a good deal of silliness in this movie? Is this episode the first time Jason listened and said "oh boy, yeah, I say f*ck too much". Also? Between you and me? You've probably been saying Denzel Washington's name wrong your who...

For Wesley Snipes, his fifth movie has him going up against the... King of New York Christopher Walken gets out of prison and becomes the King of New York. He rounds up a crew and takes over the drug trade. Why? To fund a hospital. What? Snipes is one of a cop pile that wants him in jail and then dead. I really wanna talk Jules into just doing every movie Abel Ferrara has made. I've only seen two,...

People loved this movie. I saw it when I was 7. Charlie Sheen was so dang cool, that I got my hair cut like his character for a year. It's about a loveable group of losers turning a team around and becoming? Winners. Duh. It's a real Ted Lasso situation. Also, Jules and I both thought Wesley Snipes was a baseball player that was cast in the movie and that's how he became an actor.

Richard Pryor has a dream. He wants to open a small screen movie theater. Some mobsters offer him an awful deal, but the police foil it and now the gangsters are gonna kill him in prison. What's a guy to do?!?! Pretend to be a doctor. Is this movie incredibly unfunny? Is it weirdly watchable? Does it have a stacked cast? Find out the answers to those questions and the amount of time Wesley Snipes...

In America? There is no poverty, no suffering. What do they drive on? Well... Streets of Gold! For Wesley Snipes, his second movie is a boxing drama. Is he the lead? No. Is it Adrain Pasdar's movie? No. It's all about the Russian coach who fled due to everybody being awful about his Judaism. Now he drinks buckets of Vodka and taunts young boxers but then trains them. Also, he's not Russian in real...

New filmography run! It's Wesley Snipes! You like Wesley Snipes? Jules sure does. Things kick off with some surprise soft dong and lil boobs in "Wildcats"! Goldie Hawn wants to coach high school football. Bruce McGill is like yeah baby, of course, kiss my moustache... you wont?! Well then you can teach at the BLACK SCHOOL!!! Can she turn the team around? They sure do think she's a weak woman. Are...

Ryan Phillippe and Benecio Del Toro are scumbags who probably smell real bad. They commit crimes and kill people for money. They kidnap Juliette Lewis to ransom her to Herschel from the Walking Dead cause she is full of baby. But he is a gangster or something, so he has henchmen (Taye Diggs, Nicky Katt and the James Caan). Things will probably work out great for everyone. Also, Juliette Lewis's da...

We didn't like Julia Roberts growing up. Not at all. But then we watched "Everybody Says I Love You" and "I Love Trouble" and we were like "oh! I get it!" So we were mildly excited to love this movie. DID THAT HAPPEN? Tune in. We can travel to Italy with Luca Spagetti, to India with Richard Jenkins, and then we can wrap it all up with in Bali with Javier Bardem calling his son sweetheart. Perhaps...

Pew pew, pop pop! Ahhhhh! This has that guy in it that people are pretty sketched out on now. He plays John Dillinger. He goes to jail and robs banks and goes to jail and associates with some people who are bad news. One of us is surprisingly into this! One of us is like "why is this movie full of history lies!". Who is it? And did you know Crudup is in this? And Christian Bale? Whoa! What about t...

Who watches the Watchmen? Us, I guess. Someone is killing the old heroes. Billy Crudup is a blue God. Zack Snyder. A better trailer than a movie. Long.

Based on a true story. Directed by Paul Schneider. Produced by Paul Giamatti, who stars with Billy Crudup, Kristen Wiig and good ol' Rickety Cricket (David Hornsby). Billy wants to have a rocket pack created and uses a friend for funding and lures in a very angry engineer. Things do not go well. Nobody has heard of this movie. It's much better than you'd think, considering it doesn't exist.