We Doing Filmographies

This is originally from the Wesley Snipes run.

2 brothers, a dad, a pizza place, and good times had by all. In? Do The Right Thing Danny Aiello has a pizza place in a black neighborhood. One of his kids is a real scumbag racist, the other one is trying. Spike Lee delivers pizza for them, and Giancarlo Esposito is pure chaos. Everything's gonna be cool, right? Nah, brah, not at all.

Spike Lee shoots for the moon with his own college musical (kinda) School Daze! Lawrence Fishburne is one of those college kids whose mind is open to the injustices of the world and wraps himself in that blanket. Giancarlo Esposito is a frat king, lining up his future. You'd think that would be just fine, everyone is doing their thing, but nope. One of us experiences an awakening while watching th...

Stephen Jenkins plays a guy who immediately leaves his wife when he gets a cool job, after years of her taking care of him. Was she mean? Nah, they didn't smash parts as much as they used to and she wants a baby, so he's like "later" . What's a lady to do? Practice the... Art of Revenge!!!! This a listener pick. Thanks, Paul! He sent this thing right to my house!

When Spike Lee was in his late 20s, he let us know (for the first time)... She's Gotta Have It Nola Darling has a beefcake business man, a romantic chill type and a goofy, charming young man all vying for her love. But what does she want? Who will she choose? And why can't it just be rotating cast of hotties for her???? Spike emerges fully formed with his first feature. We cover it real nice, righ...

Brad Pitt plays a guy named Troy who likes horses.

What do the kids of 2003 want? Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas! Just kidding. Hey, old people, nobody wants your childhood. Let it go. The thrills of a kid from before 1965 are not for now. Please stop. Sinbad is a real d-bag. He plans to steal a magic book and Michelle Pfeiffer plays an evil god of Chaos who wants it for herself. He has to get it back. This movie is a boring fart. We hate it. Pl...

Bachelor Matt? Is he the focus of... Confessions of a Dangerous Mind? Chuck Barris said he killed people for the CIA when he was filming "The Gong Show". Sam Rockwell plays him. He kills people for the CIA while he films "The Gong Show". Jules and Jason loved this when it came out on DVD. They both still love Sam Rockwell. Will they still love this movie? Or is it total garbage? Will they get Robe...

Nicky Katt is playing modern but also olden time Hitler in a play. Enrico Colantoni is his director, who grapples with what a garbage bag Katt's character is. Julia Roberts interviews Blair Underwood, who is probably shooting "Eight" with Brad Pitt. Catherine Keener is going to leave her husband David Hyde Pearce, who just got fired from a job where he appears to do nothing. And Mary McCormack has...

One time, Steven Soderbergh was like "let's have some fun!" and hired all the fancy boys. They became... Ocean's Eleven A mega heist. A sewer filled to the brim with poop. Probably no jump humping. But loads of charisma. Rate, review, subscribe, you know the drill.

Lay on your bed. Stare at the ceiling. Listen to us talk about Robert Mitchum, that dumb sack of trash Ruby, switchblades, scissor dicks, Anthony Michael Hall and plenty of other things in the We Doing Filmographies Holiday Spectacular. Sail into the new year by reviewing us on Apple podcasts and pick a movie for us to cover. Email us your holiday cheer. Call the hotline and leave a voicemail abou...

There is a game afoot. A... SPY GAME! Robert Redford. Brad Pitt. Foreign jails. Gum.

Friday night's a great night for football! Also, Satan claws is out there.

A young Freddy Rodriguez guns down his abusive dad and goes to jail, only to become Billy Wirth as an adult. Will he ever get out of jail? Yeah, immediately. How will Billy Wirth fair with his newfound freedom? Will he meet a nice lady? Will his parole officer mess with him? We have all the "The Fence" answers you could possibly be looking for and you can find out which one of us thought this was...

Here we are. The end. It comes for us all. It's usually ugly. In this case, we say goodbye to Mark Darby Robinson's movies (we done did em all) and we say goodbye to the man himself. With this documentary, we ride or die right up to his final form, and it's so very depressing and honest. "Mark" covers the Billy Lewis run of films, "A Clockwork Maury", "Ding-a-ling-less" and "Septien". We finally g...

The final Mark Darby Robinson performance in a film is here, in "Septien". What is "Septien"? Well, three middle-aged brothers are complete emotional messes and when one returns to the fold, things get bonkers. Michael Tully directed and wrote this along with Onur Tukel and Robert Longstreet. If you were a lil IFC dork like me and Jules, this is gonna be your jam. Get ready for odd, sad, funny wit...

Sam smokes weed and works at a storage facility with Mark Darby Robinson. Adam is a dick who beds a lot of ladies. Their lives intertwine and there's so many characters.. Does "Half Empty" feel like it's from the 90s? Is it actually kind of funny and charming? Does Mark manage to be both quite good and aggravating? well, you could watch this on youtube or listen to this and find out. Choose your a...

For the sixth episode, guess who's going to jail tonight? Everyone. Enter "The Jailhouse". C. Thomas Howell is tasked with living in a farmhouse/jail with his family and watching after prisoners after a jail burned down. But? But the jail is evil. We've got a psycho, a rapist, a drug mule? A couple regular dudes, and? Mark Darby Robinson has been bouncing checks, so he's in there as well. So what'...

For the fifth episode, go "Fourth and Long" and save that team, ok? Mark Darby Robinson plays "The Chuck" and he's obsessed with the local high school football team. As are two other dorks. What in god's name will happen when funding for the team gets cut? Do they kill everyone in town? Do they ask why anyone would cut sports, because we all know education would be thrown away entirely for footbal...

For the fourth episode of the MDR run, don't be a wife in this town, cause "The Pigs" are stabbing everyone. Some garbage men hire a dude to kill their wives. There's some nefarious land grabbing and hot ladies out to stop it. There's also 'ol Mark eating a sandwich and telling a gross/disturbing/hilarious story. Tune in for another Tukel joint, but I reckon he'd prefer I didn't mention he did it.

For the third Mark Darby Robinson episode, we present to you "Undertow". Yep, it's from the Robert Longstreet run. Two boys go on the run to escape their uncle, who done killed their daddy for some daddy gold. While on their journey, they run into Mark Darby Robinson in a very short, but weirdly memorable part. Will they get to keep their daddy gold? Will their uncle bleed out in the river? Man, w...

For the second in our Darby run, and his actual film role (I think... it sounds like he was around in the 80's, but maybe just as an extra?), we have a re-broadcast from our first Robert Longstreet series. This poor dude gets his pee pee cut off when he's a baby. He is pretty asexual, but loves hearing about his horny friend's escapades. Eventually, he goes to meet up with a doctor who can attach...