We Doing Filmographies

The final Mark Darby Robinson performance in a film is here, in "Septien". What is "Septien"? Well, three middle-aged brothers are complete emotional messes and when one returns to the fold, things get bonkers. Michael Tully directed and wrote this along with Onur Tukel and Robert Longstreet. If you were a lil IFC dork like me and Jules, this is gonna be your jam. Get ready for odd, sad, funny wit...

Sam smokes weed and works at a storage facility with Mark Darby Robinson. Adam is a dick who beds a lot of ladies. Their lives intertwine and there's so many characters.. Does "Half Empty" feel like it's from the 90s? Is it actually kind of funny and charming? Does Mark manage to be both quite good and aggravating? well, you could watch this on youtube or listen to this and find out. Choose your a...

For the sixth episode, guess who's going to jail tonight? Everyone. Enter "The Jailhouse". C. Thomas Howell is tasked with living in a farmhouse/jail with his family and watching after prisoners after a jail burned down. But? But the jail is evil. We've got a psycho, a rapist, a drug mule? A couple regular dudes, and? Mark Darby Robinson has been bouncing checks, so he's in there as well. So what'...

For the fifth episode, go "Fourth and Long" and save that team, ok? Mark Darby Robinson plays "The Chuck" and he's obsessed with the local high school football team. As are two other dorks. What in god's name will happen when funding for the team gets cut? Do they kill everyone in town? Do they ask why anyone would cut sports, because we all know education would be thrown away entirely for footbal...

For the fourth episode of the MDR run, don't be a wife in this town, cause "The Pigs" are stabbing everyone. Some garbage men hire a dude to kill their wives. There's some nefarious land grabbing and hot ladies out to stop it. There's also 'ol Mark eating a sandwich and telling a gross/disturbing/hilarious story. Tune in for another Tukel joint, but I reckon he'd prefer I didn't mention he did it.

For the third Mark Darby Robinson episode, we present to you "Undertow". Yep, it's from the Robert Longstreet run. Two boys go on the run to escape their uncle, who done killed their daddy for some daddy gold. While on their journey, they run into Mark Darby Robinson in a very short, but weirdly memorable part. Will they get to keep their daddy gold? Will their uncle bleed out in the river? Man, w...

For the second in our Darby run, and his actual film role (I think... it sounds like he was around in the 80's, but maybe just as an extra?), we have a re-broadcast from our first Robert Longstreet series. This poor dude gets his pee pee cut off when he's a baby. He is pretty asexual, but loves hearing about his horny friend's escapades. Eventually, he goes to meet up with a doctor who can attach...

For our new run, I ask you "Have you ever heard of Mark Darby Robinson?" Your answer should almost certainly be no, unless you happened to live in Wilmington, NC and would see him wandering everywhere 20 years ago. The Darb-ster is someone we came across in "Ding-a-ling-Less", an Onur Tukel film we covered in the Robert Longstreet run. He plays the dick doctor and rattles off some pretty amazing d...

We couldn't handle it, ok? We wanted more spookies. So here's a way too long video covering 5 movies. Hereditary The Birthday (2004) The Lost Boys The Signal (2007) Nightmares (1983)

Oh my god, don't answer the phone! Or maybe you should? Well, we found out what happens "When A Stranger Calls Back" and it's not good! And also it's not the same stranger. New teenager. New scary guy. Same Carol Kane and Charles Durning. Is this the scariest movie Jason has ever seen? Did Jules see this as a kid and check corners of his house with a bat cause that dude could...

We really screwed up watching the sequel first. Here's a whole movie about a babysitter getting scary phone calls. Just 90 mins of heavy breathing. Just kidding, we were both shocked when, much like the 2nd film, it is a completely different movie after the first 20 minutes and we were fully on board with Charles Durning getting his detective on. WHY IS THIS NOT A CLASSIC ON THE LEVEL OF OTHER CLA...

We all sick of zombies yet? There was a time, long ago, when there weren't many zombie movies and it would be exciting when you found one! Just like comic book movies! But, now... This came out in 2018 and I don't think anyone paid any attention. Yes, it's yet another zombie movie, but it's about loneliness, the monotony of the day, and just getting by. Did this surprise us? Did Jason make it to t...

Ok, so you're a little boy. You play with cars. Some dork trips on one at the family store and I guess you gotta die for that. Pretty reasonable, right... People seem pretty split on this one. It's either great or a pointless waste of time. What do we think? Only on way to find out! Tune in! Rate, review (you can pick a movie for us to cover if you do an apple podcast review) subscribe and dive in...

You ever just get so sick of doing all the drugs and all the sex and all the adventuring and then you're like "I dunno, maybe I should call up some demons for some kink"? That ever happen to you? Frank is a real piece of sh*t. He calls up pinhead and the rest of the team and gets hornied into pieces. Then his brother moves into the same house with his scandalous wife and she feeds horny boys to Fr...

Our hombre and yours, David Dastmalchian, plays a late night talk show host who just can't get ahead in the ratings game. So what's a guy to do? Sell his soul to the devil? Turn his wife over to the dark lord? Perhaps book a lil demon baby on the show? I dunno, did you eagerly anticipate and watch this yet? You know the answers, right???? Don't get death puke on yourself, but do tune into this epi...

A mentally ill man stumbles around the roads and woods of wherever and eventually crosses paths with a lady who tries to help him, but he runs off and ends up in an abandoned mansion where some punks come to party and a killer picks them off. Is this the spookiest of spookies? Or was this a spooky mistake? Will the prophet find and help us? Find out on this very special episode of "We Doing S...

Mitchell Stephens (Ian Holm) is a lawyer hell bent on bringing corruption to justice, and money to grieving people. He descends upon a small Canadian town to do just that after an accident rocks the community, which includes school bus driver Dolores Driscoll (Gabrielle Rose), local mechanic Billy Adsel (Bruce Greenwood), local motel maid Risa Walker (Alberta Watson) and her husband Wendell Walker...

Ken Marx (Kenn Scott) and his mom move to a new town so she can find work, but it is immediately apparent that Ken is the odd man out at his new school. After talking to local blonde girl Julie (Christine Taylor), her local jerkweed boyfriend Tom (Duluth’s own Ken McLoed) takes exception to Ken’s philandering and warns him to stay away. It isn’t all bad though as Ken is befriended by local weiner...

A man named Joe (Eric Thal) and a girl named Josephine (Sarah Polley) meet and find out they have trouble with their relationship. Apparently Joe’s So Mean To Josephine.

Andrew Magnus (Alexis Arquette) is a pathetic artist mooching off of their mother Genna Magnus (Margot Kidder), who in turn is mooching off of her brother and Andrew’s uncle, Alfred (Alvin Epstein). In a last ditch hail mary to get accepted to an art school in Africa, the only school left that they could be bothered to apply to or that hasn’t already rejected them, Andrew uses pictures of a man th...

This movie is very long. It is also very good. Does it give you a.. strange feeling? Some excitement *gestures downward*? That's a great question that only you can answer. But we will definitely tell you how this worked on us. "Betty Blue" is the tale of young love. A couple of horn-dogs find each other and keep on pawing. They travel and try to make a life together, with friendships, death and me...

Sometimes, when you teach at a religious school with your secret boyfriend who also works there, you just wanna run away with your secret girlfriend and join a circus. And sometimes people try to slam your movie with an NC-17 cause it's the 90s and how dare you lesbian, even though it would be considered mostly a lifetime movie now. Gear up for the dumbest circus you ever done seen, be happy to se...

About a year ago, Bridget Fonda was a real dream lady to me. One of the most beautiful women I'd ever seen. I've felt that way since seeing Jackie Brown as a kid. Unfortunately, I keep watching awful movies with her in them and the magic is crumbling away. Bridget Fonda, Elias Koteas, Jessica Tandy, Hume Cronyn, Maury Chaykin, Graham Greene and Don Mckellar are in this. You might ask how one could...

Hey, you like jailbait? Come on down to the exotica club for some rumps and stay for shattered souls and the waking nightmare of destroyed lives. Don Mckellar's fifth film finds him back with Atom Egoyan, mining more specific tragedy for another top notch film. The cast is amazing, and McKellar kinda looks like a penis dressed like a real dork. Tune into yet another odyssey into Canadian film, fil...