We Doing Filmographies

How do you make a sequel to a sci-fi horror slasher that hides the monster pretty well? Do a balls out horror action movie with loads of aliens everywhere! Bang bang! Shoot shoot! One of us thinks this is an amazing, masterful film. The other one says "it's fine." Who is who? Tune in! Subscribe! Tell your friends! Before we hit the final Sigourney (we dont come back to her for a long time), maybe...

A U.S. adwoman (Sigourney Weaver) exploits a French archaeologist's (Gérard Depardieu) discovery of the first Frenchwoman.

I actually is afraid of a ghost and I will be calling... GHOSTBUSTERS These guys become ghostbusters. They collect ghosts. Like pokemon. One of them is a sleazy scumbag. Sigourney Weaver gets possessed and unlocked confusing feelings for many a child. Rate, review, subscribe, share?

Sometimes, the crime is so dark, you need Jim Carrey to solve it. With an accent. Dark Crimes!!!Jim Carrey has been demoted to desk work due to some disgrace years ago that we don't know about. He becomes obsessed with this whole cage brothel thing and also a murder from years ago that matches an authors new book. What could he do? Solve it! Is this an underrated gem? Does it make any sense th...

What would it be like to see this thing fresh? To get to the first twist and be like "what?!?!" None of us got to enjoy that, they ruined it with marketing to really hammer us with the horny. Matt Dillon is a high school teacher. Denise Richard's, his student, is really working hard to seduce him. Her and her friend get all soapy washing his jeep as part of a school fundraiser type t...

"An arms dealer eager to score a big contract, Eddie Muntz (Chevy Chase) heads to South America to negotiate with both a dictator and the revolutionaries who oppose him. Although talks don't go well and he gets wounded, Muntz remains determined to sell his unmanned planes. Joined by Catherine DeVoto (Sigourney Weaver), the widow of a colleague, and Ray Kasternak (Gregory Hines), a pilot rethinking...

Mel Gibson is a reporter who just got to Jakarta. He's about to spend... The Year Of Living Dangerously Sigourney Weaver is his love interest. Apparently people really liked this when it came out. Me? I have almost no memory of having watched it, so I guess I'll have to listen to this episode, too.

Sometimes, a janitor can't dance. Sometimes, they're (not really) an... EYEWITNESS William Hurt plays a janitor. He used to work with James Woods, but Woods got fired. One night he discovers one of the offices in his workplace has a freshly murdered guy in it. What should he do? Go home, go to bed and never tell anyone he saw that body? Sigourney Weaver is a reporter that he's a super creep to. Ch...

Space miners accidentally pick up an alien. They should just listen to Sigourney Weaver, but they do not. It doesn't go well.

For the second Sigourney, we ask what if there were a... Madman. "Imprisoned for two years and then freed, a Soviet Jew (Michael Beck) goes to Israel and plots revenge." Does that sound super awesome? I think it sounds super awesome. BUT IS THAT THIS MOVIE?!?!?! Or is it a bizarrely dull ensemble movie following a bunch of people around an army base? Tune in! Find out!

Here's the first of the Sigourney movies. You're thinking to yourself, "wait, she's in... Annie Hall?" Sure. Sure she is. Big time. Such a big character. Woody Allen annoys women. But they seem to like him. He meets a girl version of him. They date. Happily ever after???

For a complete change of pace, behold the very first movie of Jeffrey Dean Morgan! He's a pimp! Named Sharkey! And you know what? He gets... Uncaged Some nice ladies work the streets. Their pimp is pretty nice I guess as far as pimps go, but then he sees a woman smacking her kid around and it unearths trauma and he goes bonkers. Is this amazing? Is it cheesy? Is it weird? Find out.

There was a time in the 90s when you'd watch something because there wasn't many of them. A new superhero movie? They don't make those, sign me up! A vampire film in a movie theater? Oh my! And? Stoner movies. They were few and far between and you'd just watch the one good "Cheech and Chong" movie if you wanted to watch people get high while you were getting high. Then ca...

We wrapped up the Spike Lee series on a movie both of us hated. So what do we do? Move on? Or do we experience the sunken cost fallacy and continue on to... Da Five Bloods Four super old guys go back to 'Nam under the guise of finding their dead friends body and bringing it back to the states. But they also want a whole bunch of gold they hid. How will these senior citizens drag extremely heav...

Here comes Spike Lee's takedown of the iPad generation! "Red Hook Summer"! A young boy, devoid of personality other than being an annoying millenial, gets ditched at his grandpa's apartment for the summer. His grandpa is a preacher. WITH A SECRET! Also, Mookie shows up. This is it. There's no more #spikelee film appearances (for now?!?! It'd be rad if he did a cameo in #highest2lowest ), but we've...

Much like "Basic Instinct", "Body of Evidence" has a hot lady that the police think is a murderer. This time, the hot lady is Madonna. And, much like the weird choice of Michael Douglas being paired up for sexy adventures, we get Willem Dafoe. He's younger, he's less scary, and he's just absolutely gotta do his wife (Julianne Moore) dirty and get on Madonna's ho...

You're a cab driver. There's someone going around killing your co-workers. You're tired, your stomach is full of roaches from the Chinese food you ate earlier and it's... 3 A.M. Lee Davis worked on some Spike Lee movies doing craft services and set production and then wrote and directed this. It has a weirdly stacked cast with Danny Glover, Michelle Rodriguez, Bobby Cannavale, Pam Grier, Sarita Ch...

Who is Lisa Picard? "Lisa Picard Is Famous!" Griffin Dunne made this. He roped famous people like Spike Lee into having bit parts. We were both like "this might be good!" But is it? IS IT?!?!?!

Sam woke up one day and thought this is gonna be my summer! I'm gonna pursue my passions and meet new people. This is gonna be the... "Summer of Sam" There's a serial killer on the loose. But, more importantly, there's a dork with a fake English accent being all punk as can be and humping pillow dolls on a stage. There's also a guy who's real mean to his wife. Will they be murdered???? No. But the...

An extremely good looking lady is sick of auditions where they want her to bust those things out and shake em around. So? She becomes... GIRL 6 A superhero? No, a phone-sex operator! And she makes good money. And Spike Lee is her cousin/neighbor. But? Things can't go well or we don't have a movie. File this under "I specifically never watched this movie cause it looked boring". Is it??? Tune in an...

Strike sells crack in the projects (do we still call it that?). He can score a promotion if he executes another member of this lil mafia. What's he gonna do? Whine to his brother. Clockers! This is based on a Richard Price novel. Spike is doing his version of a Scorcese movie. We get a whole bunch of talent like Delroy Lindo, Harvey Keitel, Michael Imperioli and Keith David. 12 year old Jason woul...

"The Love Witch" just wants a manly man to devote herself to. Unfortunately, her partners keep dying. And folks are starting to get riled up over the peace between people and Witch. What on earth Will happen??? There's a raging debate over here on whether or not this is a sexy movie. One of us is all boners all the time, but the other is baffled and un-bonered to the maxx. Subscribe? Review?

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes your mom just up and dies. Crooklyn! A family in a brownstone is going through some trouble in the 70s. Dad's failed as a musician, there's a whole pile of kids, and mom is getting real sick of all it. What's a family to do? Ship one of the kids off to relatives I guess. Can I do that? Can I send a kid away for an extended period of time? One of us lo...

Once upon a time, they were just killing all of our civil rights leaders. Hey, you got somebody looking out for you? Nope, not anymore. "Malcolm X" has Spike Lee in a smaller role than the previous movies, but him and Denzel are goofy as heck in this when they're young (do you also, as probably an adult, go to the playground in your suits and play finger guns?). It's the same len...

This is originally from the Wesley Snipes run.