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On the third day of Pitts-mas, a car thief gave to me: NO. MAN'S. LAND. It's the fast and the furious. It's the point break. Just kidding, it's the car thieves! Dick Wolf (dung-dung!) wrote this thing and it's got D.B. Sweeney as a young cop going undercover to bust Charlie Sheen's Porsche thieving operation. It's got ol Randy Quaid before he was a funny character and before he lost his mind. Also...

On the second day of Pitts-mas, a donkey gave to me: a really good spy movie with Kevin Costner? Costner's navy guy has the hots for Sean Young! Which of course, but also her hair and outfits are crazy hideous, but hey those were the times I guess. But it's not a romance, nope, Gene Hackman already has dibs on that firecracker and things go buckwild pretty fast. Also, Brad Pitt is behind them and...

On the first day of Pitts-mas, my true love gave to me: the story of a dork who became a hunk. Dorky Bradley Brinkman gets no respect. His boss thinks he sucks. Then he sells his soul to the devil and starts crushing puss left and right. Also, Brad Pitt is behind a guy in one scene. Rate, review, subscribe, call, email and get on that back catalog where we go through Billy Crudup, Ray Liotta, Keit...

Here it is, the 6th and final John Cazale episode. We're covering "The Deer Hunter" and our dude is sick during the filming and died the year it came out. How is the movie? Well, one of the taglines is it's the most important movie ever made. Cazale is super funny at times. Walken is young, handsome and not creepy/weird at all. What about Bobby d? Tune in. Hear our differing opinions! One of us is...

The fifth John Cazale episode is here! It's about dogs! A day of dogs! Actually just the afternoon. Would you pet them? Cazale is scary in this. Chris Sarandon is fantastic?! A robbery for a sex change operation goes wrong and this is the one with the "Attica! Attica!" chant. You've seen it, right? Well, listen to us march through it beat by beat RIGHT NOW. Rate, review, subscribe, call, email and...

Fredo dies. Also, Robert Deniro and Bruno Kirby. Rate, review, subscribe, call us, text us, email us. Find bad scene recreations and links to all the stuffs in link in bio or http://linktr.ee/wedoingfilmographies

Third Cazale episode? THE CONVERSATION. So is this like My Dinner With Andre? It's just a nice, long talk? They converse? Is it Hackman and Cazale just talking about life??????? The Hack man! The Cazale man! The Harrison Ford man? A movie about surveilance and paranoia. You like this one? What do we think about it? Is that Cazale embodying different people in each of these projects (except that se...

It's time for the second episode covering John Cazale and I ask you, is the Godfather good? You ever seen this thing? Is it about a nice family or something? They do olive oil stuff? What? Much like Goodfellas, what is there to say, right? Well, lots of stuff I guess, cause this episode be long like that one. I thought that Fredo was not so good in the brain when I first saw this, but I guess he j...

Will anyone ever have as legendary of a run as John Cazale? No. No way. Not a chance. Cazale made an art film and was in an episode of NYPD long before he played that donkey brained Fredo in The Godfather. Is the short good? Is the TV show good? Tune in to find out! Also, Martin Sheen plays a peepers. A peepers with a temper! Rate, review, subscribe, call us, text us, email us, sing to us. Find ba...

Some people like "The Outwaters". Some people respect that they had 50 bucks to make a movie and came up with the idea to shoot through a pinhole for nearly the whole thing. Some people were so mad that the movie was long and frustrating that they sat on top of their TV and angrily wiggled until the whole thing was up Dat butt. Found footage. Some bloody boobs. Scream worms. Heads on spikes. Giddy...

What if there was a website... THAT WAS HAUNTED!!!!! Feardotcom has a website at feardotcom.com cause whoever owned fear.com refused to sell. Good for them. This movie... I was very mad when I watched this movie. I said "Jules, why would you pick a movie everyone hates? We have a chance to watch something good, we're not just being forced to watch garbage cause it's the next in a filmography WE HA...

What if there was a house. And it was night! Enter, THE NIGHT HOUSE! Rebecca Hall's husband just blew his brains out in their rowboat. She's a teacher. He's maybe haunting her. There's maybe something else going on. Is it spooky? Do Jason and Jules now wear extra underwear to soak up the pee they can't control due to fear? Does one of them love BECCA HALL, and the other one thinks she's fine? Find...

Jeff Goldblum. Jeremy Sisto. Alicia Silverstone. Dean Koontz? HIDEAWAY! Alfred Molina is a magic doctor who brings people back from the dead. Goldblum and Sisto have a pain/brain connection and share visions due to their dead too long before returning. One of them is a serial killer making a sculpture out of dead bodies and the other one is Jeff Goldblum. How bad is this movie? Is it kind of good...

Time for a Fulci "party". It's the kind of party where eyeballs keep getting popped out and splattered and there's tarantulas. A lady inherits a house over a doorway to hell. There's another lady with dead, golden eyes. Zombies attack. Dogs attack. Mental patients attack. But there's a gun. And a strange little girl. Also, faces be melting. R u 2 like spookie movie? OK, listen 2 us talk the spooky...

How is Jeffrey Combs not huge? I missed the whole Re-Animator thing. I always avoided this because it looked like fleshy, gooey nightmare stuff. I guess let's all get in the van and go "From Beyond"! Combs and his coworker have a machine that reveals another dimension on top of ours. It's pretty rad. But you get brain boners that pop out and the things you see wanna kill you. Barbara Crampton take...

So there I was, listening to an episode of the Director's Club. Jim and Keith Gordon were chatting up unsung 80s movies and they got into "Smooth Talk" and I said "I should see that!" But also, I've been wanting to watch "Lisa". Now, would you believe they are similar? They sure are. So I says "Jules, can I do a double feature?" Jules says "I don't give a fuuuuuuuuck". Gear up, this double feature...

Ol' red car, hoodie guy steals Jason's package. Jules has a problem with getting medication. They discuss Britney and those knives. And some other stuff.

Here it is! The final Longstreet for now! This things prettttttty good. Post-Katrina New Orleans. Insurance adjustors. The vanilla gorilla. Shifty crackhead vibes! Real pretty and cool a lot of the time. Longstreet is great in this, but this is Eddie Rouse's movie through and through. He seems shady as heck, but he has a good heart and he is just absolutely the best in this. Subscribe, rate, revie...

Poor Pat Healy gets a job scouting musical acts for a wildly shady group called Great World of Sound that really just preys on dummies with dreams. Him and his new bestie Clarence (Kene Holliday) get sent all over the south by Robert Longstreet, a wonderfully scuzzy baddie who brags about his 11k savings account after doing the job for a decade. Do this movie be the great? Is Kene pronounced Kenny...

More Longstreet. More Onur Tukel. Everyone probably still has their penis, but lots of people getting knifed by a piggie. Longstreet and all of his friends are having a pig guy murder their wives. They get hot new girlfriends. There's a land deal for some wilderness. There's a group of women who oppose that deal. It's got the dick doctor from "Ding-a-ling-LESS" and he's fantastic and it's a sad th...

We got two boys living in the woods with papa. Their mama dead. One of em eats paint. Papa's brother shows up and things go not so good. Never have I been so upset to only have a cool character in a movie for one minute. Robert Longstreet is explosive in this and we love it. This also introduced me to Eddie Rouse, who I absolutely love and was real saddened to find out he's been dead for a while....

Well, here it is, the 5th Longstreet. Does he have a big part? No. He's a voice on a phone for 30 seconds at the end. Should we have done this one? Was it worth the 15 bucks? Double no. This guy is a baseball player. He's evil. Was he always evil? Is this a new thing? He probably stabbed a teammate and now he's making them do evil things with the power of persuasion and money. This thing is so bor...

Hey there, why don't you come on down to the creek? Robert Longstreet's here. He's a lawyer. What's it like watch two episodes of Dawson's Creek twenty years after you used to tune in every Tuesday night? It's obviously still a masterpiece, right? Especially thise later seasons? Right? RIGHT?! Rate, review, subscribe, call us, text us, email us, sing to us, tell Robby we're talking alllll about hi...

The 4th Robert Longstreet film! While being interviewed for a magazine, the adult version of Sidda (Sandra Bullock), calls her mother, elderly Vivi (Ellen Burstyn) kind of a sh*tter. After the situation erupts into an idiotic fallout, the rest of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood drug and kidnap Sidda to deprogram her in isolation, stopping short of black snake moaning her. Meanwhile, Sidda’s adult fiance, Con...

Let's pretend you're a handsome guy(maybe you already are. Your grandma probably says so), but you got no pee pee cause of a bad nurse? Whats that life like for you? Do you pretty much just build birdhouses and hang out with your super graphic friend who talks about jamming his tongue up sh*t-slots? Join us for another film in the Robert Longstreet series! We're doing Onur Tukel's "Ding-a-ling-LES...