We Doing Filmographies

Here comes Robert Longstreet's second film role! It's legit! He's one of the leads! While at a family funeral, Vinnie (Erik Palladino) meets Jessie (Brigitte Bako) and embarks on a tumultuous fling. While trying to climax at a wank booth, Jimmy (Robert Longstreet) meets Marita (Justina Machado), and embarks on a rocky yet promising relationship. While walking his dog, Ralph (Patrick Fischler) runs...

"Getting In" is one of those early 90s comedies you probably saw on Comedy Central if you are old (It's true. Hi, fellow oldie). It sure does have a lot of famous faces in it, both future famous (Matthew Perry, Calista Flockhart, Dave Chapelle) and past famous (Kristy Swanson, Andrew Mccarthy). You know what else? It's Doug Limons first movie! Years before "Swingers" and "Go"! And who else is in t...

Time to solve some murders! Get Ben Matlock on the phone! You don't have his number? Ask your grandma, I'm sure she knows, grandma's love Matlock. Welcome to the Robert Longstreet run. Much like Keith Gordon, Jules said "that guy?" To which I said "yeah, bro. That guy." You might think of Mike Flanagan stuff, or Halloween updates or maybe you're a real weirdo and watch "The Pigs" every night befor...

Did you gleam the cube, bruh? Were you pumping up the volume with Hard Harry? Did you heathers??? Me and Jules did. Kuffs rocked so hard when I was 10. Christian Slater was funny AND the coolest. Plus, he can take a bullet and kills everyone he shoots at. He also abandons his pregnant girlfriend and drugs a cop with so many sleeping pills he blows spit bubbles the size of your head (he should be s...

Jules wants to do bonus episodes between runs where we talk about not the movies. That's what this is.

It's time for the final Radha (for now!) and it's bleak. Here's the imdb synopsis: Jews rise up in the Warsaw Ghetto against the Nazis in 1943. There's a lot of accents. There's not a lot of character development. There is a lot of runtime. There is a Radha with brown hair. Also, vampire Bill (Sookie!). Join us for the 11th Radha episode and I will make no mentions of getting on or off a Radha tra...

Hey, look, it's the 10th Radha Mitchell in our run! In this one, her character is named Doctor Fart-ass. Isn't that crazy? OK, I'm lying, her name is like Jess or something and she doesn't have a doctorate, she owns a diner and does everything there, except there's no customers... usually. Then 7th Heaven, Josh Lucas and two other knuckleheads show up and we got a noir on our hands. Is this myster...

Heres the 9th installment on the Radha run, buckle up, it's insanity. Ok so there's two dummies. They are so dumb. One puts chapstick on his anus regularly. There's some jail and then one of em rescues a baby from a car wreck and raises it. Do you like the idea of a total moron raising a baby? I think that's not good. I am scared for the baby. This thing has Skeet Ulrich, Gary Oldman, Peter Greene...

The Radha Mitchell filmography run continues with her 7th movie and the weirdness of her filmography is taking off. Ok so there's this lawyer. His fiancee is a butthole and leaves him on their wedding day. He so sad. Then a magic lady in a dumb hat shows up and they run around doing "fun" stuff. Then he meets another lady and she pretty much says I love you, never hurt me. Who is the cowboy and wh...

Before he had family, he had super eyeballs. That's right, it's a movie that helped bring us ol Vinny D. Do you like Vin Dielsel? Or do you hate all that vroom vroom bullshit? Well, here he is, with Radha Mitchell, playing with glowsticks and smelling each other while pterodactyls gobble up everyone. It's Radha's 7th movie. We're getting close to the end kinda. Fire up all the Billy Crudup, Ray Li...

Time for Radha's 5th movie (it's really the 6th, but "Kick" is only available in a German dub... why???). You ready for this? It's a DEAD BABY MOVIE. Does that sound like a good time to you? Here's another nugget, it's the movie that came before "Monsters Ball" for the director Marc Forster. Is this good? Is it full of super irritating shots between? Did the cast do it for free for God knows what...

Once upon a time, there was a short film about a mortician who fondled her lady friend while she sleeps until she doesn't. She is very sad, but then she meets Clea Duvall. It's a stylish film, full of famous faces and the creator goes on to create the queer classic "But I'm a Cheerleader". However, the only place you can find it on youtube has it in insanely awful quality where you can't make out...

Radha Mitchell's 4th movie! It's about a real detached married guy (Paul Hipp) whose wife (Bitty Schram) only let's him get it once a month cause they're trying for a baby and she doesn't even make that one time fun (dont touch those! Hurry up and finish!). When they go on vacation, they hire a couple to house sit (Radha Mitchell and Boyd Kestner). His wife throws a fit, cuts the vacation short an...

It's Radha's third movie! And? And I don't know about you, but if I had a boner for my neighbor, I still wouldn't be like yeah let's snort heroin together that sounds awesome. I member when this came out on VHS and it looked boring. Granted, I was 16 and it just had two snuggly ladies snuggling on the cover and that name doesn't inspire excitement, but here I am, an old man, watching these ladies...

"Love and Other Catastrophes" is a movie. It's Australian. It's part of a genre I love that I call "young people living on their own for the first time and experiencing life". It's also real boring. It does have Frances O'Connor though. She's very nice looking. And we got Radha in what would be her first movie. Click here https://linktr.ee/wedoingfilmographies if you want the backlog of episodes (...

You ready to get your Radha Mitchell on? Well I hope so, cause "More Winners: Boy Soldiers" is her first thing resembling a movie. These kids, they just wanna sell rabbits and muck around. Is that so crazy? Yeah, cause WW1 is brewing and the Australian government wants them real young kids to fight! But you know what? This one kids is like "nah bro, violence is wack, i dont wanna be your boy soldi...

Hey, you seen that "Uncut Gems"? Pretty good, right? Stressful? How bout that "Good Time"? I had to take a break in the middle of that one, almost had a panic attack. Well those are movies written and directed by the Safdie brothers. Honestly? They're pretty amazing. So for my pick (hey, it's me Jason), I said let's watch "Daddy Longlegs". It's an earlier Safdie, and I'd heard it was good, but it...

After Hours? Whaaaa? What's going on here, are we doing a Griffin Dunne series? No! We are taking turns picking a movie after we finish a run. Jules picked this, a real goofy, but grounded adventure into the night to try and get some hot action for ol Griffin. Is it good? Do we like it? Are we too horny? What? Get on it! Be our buddy on all socials and watch our stupid scene reenactments or check...

Can't you see, it's the end of the rooooad. Goodbye Keith. It's been a journey. We now have a weird one-sided relationship with you and will miss you. This goodbye episode covers Charlie Barnett's Terms of Enrollment, a real weird, sometimes amazing, piece of a comedian with a very sad story. And Keith is in it. Way more than you would think. And he seems to be having fun. We also cover his readil...

Bridget Fonda and Campbell Scott are gonna have a baby. She has some baggage because her dad abandoned her as a child. Unfortunately for her, in the weirdo, confusing world where souls wait to be born, her son is refusing to do it. Is "Delivering Milo" a Christian movie? It is pro-life in that if Anton Yelchin continues refusing to be born, the world ends. However, the hero of the movie is a real...

Nick Nolte, Julia Roberts, Saul Rubinek! A movie that I would see at the video store and have a wild aversion to. I thought this looked so boring, the thought of watching it made me not want to even own a TV. Is it that bad? Tune in to find out what we think about this throwback to the screwball comedies about investigative journalists who have a simmering attraction to each other, except Nolte an...

More like "Com-Butt Academy", am I right? Cause Keith Gordon is such a butt in this? Wally Ward (Wallace Langham), George Clooney, Robert Culp (R.I.P.), Dana Hill (R.I.P.), Jamie Farr, John Ratzenberger, Danny Nucci and Sherman Hemsley (R.I.P.) star in this wacky movie about 2 wacky kids who cause too much wacky trouble and get sent to military school? Can they get it together and grow the f up? W...

A loving father decides to go to college in order to spend more time with his liar of a son. But poppa is RODNEY DANGERFIELD and he gets NO RESPECT from his turkey of a wife (Adrienne Barbeau)! Listen to us talk about how it's Miller Time, y'all, and how Robert Downey Jr. Is looking kinda rough with his lil sharp teeth. And I've never liked Sam Kinison, will that opinion change???? Also what happe...

Jules and I continue the Keith Gordon filmography and we're talking about the 9th film in the run, 1985's "Static". Keith is a dang shining star in this, a quirky 90s comedy about weirdos that came out in the mid 80's. He works in a crucifix factory, his cousin is a street preacher/hustler/doomsday enthusiast with two weird kids who wear lizard masks and fallout suits while drinking tang, and his...

So some guy messes up your dope scooter and then beats you up, what do you do? Well, FAIR IS FAIR, so your sister goes to talk to fake Stacey Keach, who tries to get it in and then you shoot him. NOW WHAT?  Great question and that's what "The Legend of Billie Jean" is grappling with. This is a realllll artifact from the 80's, the reason for the song "Invincible" from Pat Benetar y'all, and I highl...