We Could Have Been Astronauts

The Astronauts do a deep dive on the Quaid Dynasty. Melissa goes in search of hard pickle seltzer and Alex pinpoints the exact moment when drugs will finally destroy his brain.

The Astronauts send their love to their fans in India. Melissa can't handle self-checkout lines and Alex wants America to only have 50 states as he redraws state boundaries.  

The Astronauts tell you what Must See TV really is.  Melissa is still trying to figure out what's going on in the Middle East and Alex finds something even "better" than the Trump Rambo flag.

The Astronauts plan a world tour. Melissa wonders if cults need to register as an LLC and Alex is all about his new nickname "David Cop-A-Feel".

The Astronauts figure out the difference between hoagies and grinders. Melissa knows that Santa is immortal and Alex discovers his type of lady.

The Astronauts kick off season 2 with AK 47 fire. Alex believes listeners will save America and Melissa once again lands herself firmly on another watch list. 

The Astronauts may have committed slander and or libel against Andrew Cuomo. Melissa looks into launching an OnlyFans and Alex goes back to school to become a Walmart Pharmacist.

The Astronaut's watch in awe as James Brown goes off the rails in a 1988 CNN interview.  Melissa is missing bars and Alex fills the listeners in on the etymology of Snoop Dogg's name.  

The Astronauts ponder their place on the Rainbow Bridge. Melissa questions men's choices on dating apps and Alex goes against his circadian rhythm.

The Astronauts survive Snowmageddon 2021. Melissa has an accident and Alex continues his confusion between guinea pigs, gerbils and hamsters.

The Astronauts talk recent celebrity deaths. Alex proves himself to be untrustworthy and Melissa remains Aryan Garg's biggest fan.  

The Astronauts talk Super Bowl and Stimulus. Melissa has parking wars with her neighbors and Alex wonders why anyone would want to be normal.

The Astronauts see the Amazon logo in a new light. Alex explains the Robinhood / GameStop fiasco and Melissa settles on a Reddit username.

The Astronauts feel it's time Dave Russel delivers on his promise of Garth Brooks tickets. Melissa meditates on Tom Petty & his Bass Player while Alex relays his day leading up to a vomitous event.  

All is not calm or very bright on this week's episode. The Astronauts learn about all the Holidays. Melissa brings back a Christmas Tradition and Alex turns on idiots.

The Astronauts have the recipe for success with their latest business venture. Melissa wants a specific listener to be her best friend while Alex knew the moment he would be a fantastic father thanks to Michael Jackson.

The Astronauts know the real reason why monoliths keep appearing. Alex prepares for a dark winter as he mourns the death of Kirk Douglas & Little Richard. Also find out what event would send Melissa to live in the woods like the Unabomber.

The Astronauts talk Thanksgiving preparations and Trump Rambo flags. Melissa is holding her breath on a Steelers' undefeated season and Alex tells of his Big Ben Experience.

The Astronauts ponder signs from beyond the grave. Melissa wonders if her guinea pig would eat her face and Alex talks masked freedom. Enjoy 

ASTRO EXTRA: Subaru knows its audience and Alex & Melissa play "Is That Hair Real?".

The Astronauts are talking the election, how could they not? Melissa is not ready to celebrate because God never lets her have anything nice, and Alex is living his political dream with very little sleep and a whole lot of analysis.

The Astronauts welcome their new fans in India. Melissa pledges to take up Scientology and Alex assures us there is an afterlife. We would be remiss if we didn't talk about Fleetwood Mac and Ghost Monty.  Join the Astronauts on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook group and tell a friend about that show.

Astro Extra: Verizon makes Melissa be a bitch and Alex needs answers to some pretty important questions.

The Astronauts share their 5G anxiety. Melissa refuses to talk the Presidential Debate and Alex becomes the perfect mix of Martha Stewart & Snoop Dogg.

The Astronauts show why they could never be astronauts, cause math is hard. Melissa looks into starting a candy venture and Alex tries super hard to coin a phrase….and fails.