We Could Have Been Astronauts

The Astronauts talk dentist etiquette and toothbrush colors. Melissa may not be as German as she thought and Alex comes in hot with advice that maybe shouldn't be followed.

The Astronauts want you to let your lamp light shine on their Facebook Page. Melissa makes more resolutions that may or may not include murdering Dace Russell and Alex gives us a peak into how he would  handle the I-95 pileup. Also, shout out to our sole listener in Hesse Germany. 

The Astronauts pour a 40 for Betty. Alex finds the most shocking story on Reddit, while Melissa starts the year off with a good cry over a questionable sports figure.

The Astronauts decide to take all of their health care advice from Terry Bradshaw. Melissa is still waiting to be embraced by the Lamp Lovers Community and Alex has a problem with the 'TH" at the end of the word Meth.

The Astronauts continue a Christmas Tradition. Alex phones in from the Netherlands and Melissa finds a new group of people who share her passion. Merry Holidays Everyone!

The Astronauts cover a lot of ground in this episode from Target Bags to Astroworld. Melissa dishes her tips on using FB Market Place and Alex takes a life lesson from Taylor Swift.

The Astronauts are plagued with technical difficulty and had to turn in a short show. Melissa starts her 41st year and Alex favors her with his horn impressions.  We will work on figuring out how technology and the internets work. Stand by and know we love you.

The Astronauts wonder if you really can kill someone with a pillow. Alex wishes everyone would raise their standards and Melissa knows Stella got her groove back.

The Astronauts learn about mortal sins. Melissa has good reason not to carve pumpkins this year, and Alex takes all the credit for the worldwide success of Squid Games

The Astronauts talk death at a Phish show. Melissa kind of makes a friend/stalker and Alex flaunts his free Frosty Card because he's adopted.

The Astronauts talk Facebook Whistleblower. Melissa is done with Cancel Culture and Alex wonders how to get rid of Social Media.  

The Astronauts single handedly boost streaming numbers for Bruce Hornsby and Tupac. Melissa learns she can't count on Alex as backup in a bar fight and listeners finally learn the one word Alex wants censored.  

The Astronauts find out if 911 can trace you if calling from a cellphone. Melissa prays for Terry Bradshaw to be on Cameo and Alex is either having multiple strokes or is just super human.

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts have a tight 3 minutes on Super Girl.  Melissa tells tales of Willy the Meth Dealer and Alex nails his Fantasy Football team name.

The Astronauts wax nostalgic for Big Johnson T-Shirts. Melissa uncovers a Fast & Furious conspiracy that chills the soul, and Alex records his Covid Care plan on the show so it will be admissible in most Alaskan courts. 

The Astronauts learn that most of the Night Court cast is dead. Melissa gets excited about being back in style every 10 years and Alex still holds out hope in humanity to turn around the entire world.

The Astronauts deal with the fallout from the Phish show. Melissa is trying to decide what to be for Halloween and Alex sings the praises of female drug dealers.

The Astronauts' favorite cats return. Melissa learns that 4pm is Alex's witching hour.  Alex lets the listeners know why he never lies or has explosive diarrhea.

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts wait to be cancelled. Melissa questions Alex's citizenship while Alex continues to sign legal documents with this enemies' blood.

The Astronauts deliver a very special episode for Alex's Birthday.  Melissa discovers Funko Pops and Alex celebrates Uncles named Jerry.

The Astronauts delve into top stories of the day and why they don't matter. Melissa continues storm chasing while Alex mixes alcohol and meds while on a tequila tear.  

The Astronauts have some old man heat wave talk coming your way. Melissa keeps going to funerals and Alex has an aversion to parking lots.

The Astronauts listen to cicadas while earning their explicit label. Melissa has theories on Hollywood "suicides", and Alex fears ticks, mosquitos and cyber attacks.

The Astronauts wonder who is the most beloved on the show. Melissa's brain melts when she learns the cast of Eurotrip. Alex changes his name once again and praises the work of one Dave Matthews.

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts really have no thoughts on John Mayer.  We learn Melissa may have grown up in a Dickens Novel and Alex realizes the moment he learned he was adopted.