We Could Have Been Astronauts

The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens and learns and offers lodging for Floridian Expats.

The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check.   Join the Astronaut on their We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We don't post much and when we do….it's crap.

The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom. Remember to join the Astronauts on their ill managed Facebook Group, We Could Have Been Astronauts, and tell us the worst thing you've ever smelled.

The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finally nails a coherent analogy

The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets felt up @ a farm show. 

The Astronauts review the Super Bowl Halftime Show 2 weeks late. Alex has night terrors and Melissa recounts the last time she got a good ass slapping. Join the Astronauts on that Face Space @ We Could Have Been Astronauts FB Group. We are in terrible need of friends

Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage.   Feel free to join us on the We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group (It's the only social media we can figure out).

The Astronauts are available for all your advertising needs. Melissa survives the COVIDS and Alex gets a Tarot reading.

The Astronauts discuss bagels and the masterful food workers who serve them. Alex eulogizes himself as his liver takes a leave and Melissa looks into unorthodox healthcare providers.

The Astronauts have a lot going on in this episode from surfing to militias. Melissa can now do all the drugs and Alex assures the olds that it's ok to not understand TikTok Influencers.

The Astronauts talk guns in America. Alex lets us know his insecurities and Melissa isn't sure she would die for a Cheeze-It.

The Astronauts talk real estate in people heads. Melissa is called out by a man in a Home Goods parking lot, and Alex talks of his time in the Celebrity Gossip scene.

The Astronauts discuss Flemish giant Rabbit ownership. Melissa adheres to strict old person stroll etiquette and Alex gives ideas on how to survive a mass shooting. 

The Astronauts talk about the heavy shit of the day with a bit of laughter and naughty language. Also, Melissa takes her shenanigans to Atlantic City and Alex has a lot to say that is "interesting".

ASTRO EXTRAS: Melissa misses a historical nip slip while Alex faces his mortality thanks to shellfish.

The Astronauts are back after Melissa finally starts to edit shows again. Alex insists on talking about "The Slap", and Melissa worries that Alex won't be able to carry out her final wished due to his health issues.

The Astronauts show their love for Dick Butkus & Mike Ditka . Melissa gets into an altercation and Alex doesn't know if Charles Martin is his friend or stalker.

The Astronauts talk about the illusive critical race theory. Melissa has a plan to take out Putin if she has to and Alex has more breaking news complete with hot takes from Stanley McGregor. Oh and of course they have to talk about the NFL's QB Shuffle. 

The Astronauts are still in awe of World War 3.  Melissa looks up shirtless Putin photos and Alex has questionable run-ins with a local celebrity.

The Astronauts talk WW3. Alex reports breaking news and directs us to the best badass Ukrainian videos. Melissa then asks Alex to grant her a dying wish and he quickly turns her down. Need more Astronauts fun? Join us on our We Could Have Been Astronauts Facebook Group. We need friends during this turbulent time.  

The Astronauts both ignore possible dead people in cars. Melissa shares her favorite after surgery treat and Alex feels like he is now a cat person.

The Astronauts have the worst Super Bowl predictions. Melissa just has to see Michael Jackson's belly button and Alex starts another new religion based upon a little known biblical figure.

The Astronauts want their own national month of recognition. Melissa dips into the shady world of Adult Bingo and Alex wonders if he's allowed to think 18 year old girls are pretty.

The Astronauts investigate NFL QB's Girlfriends. Melissa learns not to drink urine to cure the common COVID and Alex gives out amazing tips to land a job.