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Well, it's early December, and you know what that means. That's right, it's time to present the 31 Days of Halloween 2023! This year's edition is a certified monster, with a ton of new-to-us flicks, old comfort staples, and what some might consider a ludicrous amount of double and triple features. So settle in kiddos, because this is gonna be a helluva ride! Have any questions or comments for us?...

In this special episode, I get flipped up and turned around as I invite my boss, Lono from We Belong Dead into my secret lair. Even though Mr. Lono and I have corresponded for a couple years, this is the first time we have spoken virtual face to face. Lono takes the rings and we kick back discussing horror through his many questions to allow the listeners to get to know me a little better. You kno...

Greetings from the bunker, oh loyal listeners! Hope you had the spookiest of Halloweens this year, and we are back in the studio for your listening pleasure. This episode has got it all: horror news, 80s wrestling, super gay pirates, crew questions, and a brand new Scare Exchange! And that's just a taste of what's in store for you, so get cozy and dig in to We Belong Dead 120! And for the love of...

Hope you Halloweenies had the best spooky season possible! And what better way to end the season than with a Spookfuckular? This year we picked a couple of gems from the Visual Vengeance catalog: Moonchild and Slaughter Day! Not gonna lie to ya, this one is a bit of an endurance test, but we believe in you. So strap in, fire up your favorite SOV player, and enjoy We Belong Dead's Spookfuckular 202...

Happy Holiday, your secretary has another unnerving episode for you this month. I examine three possession movies by giving you the history of the true story behind the first two, The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Then we drift away from Catholicism to explore Judaism approach of possession and exorcism in Demon (2015).  In the psychology segment I discuss the skepticism reasons from th...

How about an hour-long treat this spooky season from yer weird Uncle Lono! Listen as he rambles on and on and gets more and more annoyed as he takes a truly shallow dive into the entire Halloween film franchise! The good (Thank you, Mr. Carpenter!), the bad (H20 means WATER!), and the very ugly (I'm lookin' at YOU Mr. Gordon Green)! It's definitely a journey to hell and Haddonfield! Grab this SPEC...

And just like that, we're back on track! Feels good to be back in the studio so soon, and Bo Diddley do we have a treat in store for you. Once we give our respects to some heavy hitters who have recently departed, we discuss a good bit of horror news, go into our Friday the 13th shenanigans, play some tunes from a couple of newly discovered bands, and have a Scare Exchange that's guaranteed to sho...

You'd think that for someone who's been doing this podcasting gig as long as we have, we'd be better at staying on schedule. Yet again, life reared it's ugly, pustule laden head and fucked us up! But we are fresh outta the studio to provide you with the hilarious, reefer-hazed content that you so crave. We've got horror news, Happy Tree Friends references, Ian's grueling journey through the Howlin...

Welcome my servants, it is your Mother Superior and I just recorded another episode In the Secretary's Secret Lair. I discus Nunsploitation and four movies. The first is The Nun and the Devil, then The True Story of the Nun of Monza, followed by a great Japanaese Nunsploitation, School of the Holy Beast. Lastly, the movie that started it all, The Devils.  Some of these films ar e based on history,...

Admit it, you've missed us. At least a little bit, right? Well, apologies for playing hard to get lately, but hopefully we're past this hump of random life shit getting in the way of our studio time. That being said, we have got a helluva show for you this week! Once we get past the sad, but hopefully cathartic, heavy hitter RIPs, we have got plenty of goodies in store for you. We discuss new ston...

Ahoy freaks! I know, I know, where the hell is WBD ep. 117??? Well, it's been delayed to this weekend due to unforseen circumstances. Fear not, megasode 117 is right around the corner! So, to bridge that grimey little gap, Captain Lono is here to give ya a sneak peak into the next full episode! BUT, the main focus of this Fresh Grave is our Lord and Savior, Joe Bob Briggs, and the upcoming Shudder...

Hello, It's the secretary here taking over the write up again. I'm not nearly as clever as my boss but here goes. In episode 8 I discuss The Fly (1986), Halley (2012) and Thanatomorphose (2012).  On the surface all three films involve a protagonist facing decomposition and deterioration. But these films are more than superficial body horror. They are all faced at one point with loneliness and an e...

To honor the 50-year anniversary of the "event" that gave birth to the greatest horror film of all-time, Uncle Lono has thrown all 9 movies from the franchise into a crock pot, and slow-cooked them fuckers for this rushed, raw, and ragged dispatch! Here for yer listening pleasure, Lono awkwardly unleashes his thoughts on each entry! "Looks like I've fallen apart on ya, honey..." -LG  #WeBelongDead...

Hold on to your britches, loyal Deaders, because you've got a "Giant-Size Man-Thing" of an episode comin' atcha! We are delving deep into some nonsense that is too varied to lay out here, but we think you're gonna dig it. But this one is indeed a doozy, so properly prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead: Episode 116! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages...

Go Team Lono! Welcome Deaders, to a new fiasco Ian and I are launching. We've re-branded the We Belong Dead: Fresh Graves format in order to give you, our lovers, more content! It's all explained in this pilot episode. And speaking of this here episode, ya get 20 or so minutes of me (Lono) rambling on about the brand new Venture Bros. movie, Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, SPOILER FREE!...

Hello, It's the secretary here taking over the write up since I am getting this out a little late in the month. I discuss The Strangers, Mandy and A Serbian Film. All three films share some similarities but the theme I pulled out and will discuss further in the psychology portion, is desperation. I'm sure we all have experienced this one way or another and it has compelled us to do things that we...

We are back in the studio kiddos, so listen up and prepare yourselves for another (almost) lethal dose of We Belong Dead! We know you were worried about us not putting out content due to the strikes, but we decided to put our film careers on hold to give you more of the reefer-fueled content that you so desperately crave. So sit in your comfiest chair, pull out your favorite paraphernalia, and enj...

We have got a beefy one for you this week, ya buncha mongrels! There's a ton of horror-ific news, some new release views to talk about, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more. So prepare your loins for We Belong Dead 114! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongdeadpod@gmail.com. And if you liked the music you he...

It is in the devilish Secretary's nature to push our limits, to test how far we are willing to gaze into the abyss of our beloved genre, even when the abyss may repulse us, or sting our souls with the perverse truths that sometimes spill forth. It is in this spirit that she gets to work on this episode's 4 dark celluloid cadavers celebrating Fetishism. Russ Meyer's iconic Faster Pussycat Kill Kill...

We are back in the swing of things, and oodelally are you in for it, loyal listeners. That's right, the WBD boys are all hopped up on reefer, energy drinks, and the death of Pat Robertson, so you know it's gonna be a good one! So get comfy, settle in, and prepare thyselves for We Belong Dead 113! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directl...

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the craziest goddamn regatta you've ever seen? Are you ready for Chainsaw and Dave? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then oh boy do we have a treat for you! That's right, it's the We Belong Dead Summer Kickoff Double Feature! For this episode, the WBD Boys get together for Ian's first viewing of the amazi...

You wicked fiends just cannot stay away from The Secretary's cold, eerily inviting marble slabs, can you? Well, here at the end of May, Angela is celebrating MOTHERS in the Secret Lair. Starting with M.O.M.: Mothers Of Monsters, peeling on to Pyewacket, and suturing things up with the little sicky called Excision! It's another gruesome trio from your favorite ghastly gorgeous curator, The Secretar...

Hey there kiddies! We hope you're ready, because the boys of We Belong Dead are going back to their roots and have completed a very late night recording this week. And let me tell ya, things get….weird. Along with the regular shenanigans that you've come to expect, we take the time to answer some of life's more important questions. Such as, does drinking gin actually make you fancy? Is Nic Cage th...

Never fear boys and girls, your favorite reefer-fueled horror fanatics are back at it with We Belong Dead! This palindrome episode is packed full of goodness such as: The triumphant return of Joe Bob Briggs Several new movie experiences for the WBD boys Unflattering celebrity lookalikes Pee Wee Herman in places that you didn't expect Pee Wee Herman to be Fucked up kid's cartoons A double dose of S...