We Are Douchebags

It has all lead up to this. We here at We Are Douchebags, LLC. greatly appreciate your listenership; and hope to maintain a beautiful relationship with our fans moving forward. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily...

This week Matthew joins our show in one of our greatest episodes yet so that he can edge having a stroke. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week Andre made the spreadsheet so in typical fashion for his people, it was not the greatest work. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Welcome to part 2 of the pride month special! Unfortunately our stellar cohost from last week suffered a horrific and unpredictable accident; so we are back to suffering through episodes with Pave :/. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/...

Streets Speak Episode 11, Baltimore Bridges falling down and Diddy is fleeing the country. This truly may be the fall of the West. Will the West be able to recover from this? Find out today on Streets Speak. Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD

This week we are very proud to present our brand new cohost, Pavel! Also, we found Pave's gay journal. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

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I'll let the audio speak for itself... Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

We once again spend a whole episode shit talking Pave because he FAILED TO SHOW UP. AGAINNNNNNNNN. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

On this episode of streets speak we discuss all types of chicken, ranging from Cane's to Andre's shitty home cooking. Which chicken spot is the best rated? Find out today on Streets Speak. Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD **CJ WILL RESPOND QUICKEST ON IG AND THEN MAYBE TWITTER IDK HE MOST...

CJ was a pussy and got sick again and uses that as an excuse for having a shitty show lol, but aside from that we have the 2nd biggest guest we've ever had return on the show. The first was sadly fucking Nugget of all people somehow. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/We...

streets speak episode 8, the crossover episode. Featuring everybody's favorite furry faggot, Pave as in pavement. Today We discuss very hot topics such as femboys and shootings. Is there a connection between the two? Find out today on Streets Speak. -Sosa Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow https://twitter.com/PavementWAD

This week we have beef with a certain guest. Also we help Pave make his way out of poverty.. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Once again Pave has failed us. This is why Pave will remain an UNPAID editor. He has sent the episode late and CJ has failed us by not uploading it on time either. He has also failed by not punishing Pave cuz he is a little faggot who bullies Pave for his fetishes to compensate for the fact that he also jerks off to depraved things online. Also he trauma dumped but you will have to pay for that in...

This week CJ and Matthew both discuss the problem that has been plaguing their lives the most; a severe lack of hoes. Because of this issue, they recruited two experts to help them reignite the hoe getting spark. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show hea...

CJ was sicky during this recording, but because he is so handsome and brave he was able to pull through. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

ahhhhh back at it again. I gave you an extra week to step ya game up playa and u still aint shit. I don't even have words for it anymore. How you can remain such a doofus is beyond human comprehension. At this point i might have to find a new co host because cj squilliam is cj lame-iam. -Sosa I can't take Sosa's bullying anymore, may end it soon- CJ

Yeah so I fucked up. So what I did the same spreadsheet twice huh? My shitty cohosts didn't remember either so what of it. You guys can go fuck yourselves too. No matter however, this week we make sure that it'll never happen again. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/Wea...

Pave's bitch ass took a break again and it fucked up our chemistry lol the next one is already recorded and it was a lot better than this except for all my talk about shitting myself. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assho...

you already know what the fuckin deal is. That's right, another fuckin episode banged out on time. How does it feel living in my shadow, constantly wondering if you'll ever get your big break? Well you can stop wondering, because you won't. Nothing you do could ever eclipse the amount of swag I have. You will never be as famous, tall, or good looking as I am. Sometimes people just need a reality c...

Here's another fuckin episode dweeb. I know i'm a fuckin rockstar pumpin these episodes out on time, something you could never even dream of doing. Oh yeah, did i forget to mention that you're still a fuckin doofus. I'm tired of carrying this show on my back. Everybody knows the white sosa, who tf knows cj squilliam or andre. Two no name fuckin doofuses leeching off my success. If you ever get tir...

Finally an on time episode. Too bad at the end of the day ur still a fuckin doofus. Fr I ain't neva heard not one nigga say "yo put on that new cj squilliam" you goofy faggot. Why do you even try any more. You might as well go on ahead and KILL YOURSELF. Fuckin lame ass nigga. -The White Sosa Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbag...

As the title somewhat explains, I've been trying to get Doug from Who's Right on our show but he is being a little gay boy. That's okay though because Anthony is the better half of that show anyways. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired...

streets speak episode 3 lol sorry for the delay i been fuckin bitches and gettin money you doofus. Maybe if u got rid of that ol yee yee ass haircut you would get some bitches on ur dick. Matter fact tanisha would call yo dog ass if she ever stop fuckin wit that brain surgeon or who ever she fuckin wit. NYYYYIIIIIGGGGAAA Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==...

Didn't listen back to it yet so this is the best description I got for now. :3 Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*