We Are Douchebags

Episode 2 of Streets Speak that I didn't upload on time out of pure laziness :) Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow

I think we may have crossed the line in a few different spots this time. (It was worth it.) To any future employers I would like to clarify that any and all content heard on this show is satire and is not meant to be taken seriously. (Except for the stuff we meant 100% like Andre being a p*doph*le) “It’s hard to watch, and you’re gonna be hard while watching.” -Direct quote from Pave. Matthew aka...

This time we talked about the highlights from 2023. I don't remember much about the episode because I stopped listening back to them and you probably should too lol. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Join CJ, Andre, and The White Sosa as we venture into topics we have no authority to speak on whatsoever in the new spin-off show: Streets Speak. Make sure to follow our shit same as the other show. Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This year gather around the fireplace to celebrate our late Christmas Special that I was too fucking lazy to upload. Currently going through it but that's okay cuz it's Christmas and I have new Lego. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired...

This week, Mike from the Nitwits Podcast, Insanime Podcast, and guest of Who's Right Podcast joins us to argue about something called We are Assholes. Mike: https://x.com/NotWaaMike?s=20 Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are As...

CJ just recently went through a life changing traumatic event. His two friends Andre and Pave help him to find the best way to cope given proven research and facts. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week, we talked about what we're thankful for in our lives. We have much to be thankful for. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Pave has returned from his EXTENDED VACATION. This means we are back to normal, and that includes the normalcy of his severe mental retardation. The intro is fucked up because he accidentally used the same audio clip I used in my Scarface review. Because of this I used an intro clip that more suited him. Please enjoy. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: ht...

This week CJ is by himself again and has to review Scarface by no choice of his own. If you think CJ should start recording on his own, let him know by messaging him on Instagram. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week Pave is at Disney or some shit. So I am once again forced to continue with the show on my own. I decided to review Barbie and leak fan dm's, Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

I didn't want to go a week without uploading so here is my review of Five Nights at Freddy's. Movie was shit. Not good. I am taking my anger out in the description because now I feel bad about all the shit Pave has to edit. Fuck you Pave but you truly are an American hero. God damn I'm frustrated. I am a boomer who doesn't know how to use computers so this was a lot for me. Matthew aka Intro Guy:...

This week we attempt to do our Halloween Special. This is ruined however, by the fact that CJ is retarded and fucked up his audio. What a guy. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week we rank Buzzfeed Quizzes and then take some of them at the end of the show. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week we talk about crimes and how the justice system deliberately provides harsh punishments for menial crimes in order to profit from low income neighborhoods as well as our favorite people of diversity. Check out these links and share our shit! Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== http...

On this daring episode of We Are Douchebags, we punish Andre for his heinous crime of skipping last week's episode. He shall surely regret his horrific mistake. Matthew aka Intro Guy: https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff: https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week Andre decided not to show up again so we had on TWO black guys to make up for it. Matthew's SoundCloud (Intro guy) https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

This week we talk about several disabilities and those who struggle with them in society with our dear friend Matthew. Matthew's soundcloud (Intro guy) https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Fuck Pave AND Andre. They're actually retarded. This episode we describe why they are retarded. Matthew's soundcloud (Intro guy) https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Show heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*

Welcome to We Are Douchebags, the show where we are douchebags. This episode we make fun of and rank religion so CJ can convert. Matthew's soundcloud (Intro guy) https://on.soundcloud.com/D6iEhPtzqu4CybVY9 Our stuff https://instagram.com/wearedouchebagsshow?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA== https://twitter.com/WeareDbagsshow Podcast heavily inspired by We Are Assholes*