WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE’re GAMBLIN BABY. Also, Wes doesn’t get Mini Me and Ethan presents Mark Wahlberg’s Ronald Reagan   Review: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Quiz (47:28): Planet of the Apes Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE talk about the penguin’s biblical methods and shove people in lockers like the jocks we are.   Review: Batman Returns Quiz (50:18): Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE are back after our first week off in a year. Wesley attacks fishermen and Ethan is in love with the goo.    Review: The Godfather Part 2 Quiz (44:50): Batman Returns Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE perform Foghorn Leghorn’s Frozen 2, recast The Godfather 2, and talk about the worst ways to eat an orange. I do challenge fans of this movie to try the quiz and see what you remember.   Review: Frozen 2 Quiz (36:58): The Godfather Part 2 Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan is almost done creating the perfect best friend, Wes invents PopHigh, and WE discuss Wes’s favorite movie from 2007.   Review: Men In Black 3 Review (48:28): Frozen 2 Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE let the cream escape. Goodbye NOW.   Quiz: Men In Black 3   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Tekara is here to finally bring a sense of girlboss to the podcast. Also, Ethan misunderstands camping, and Wesley has been dead for 19 years.   Quiz: Review: (52:15) Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE talk about every Fred, Wes collects John Wick action figures, and Ethan praise Derrick.   Review: The Producers Review: (40:19) Everything Else Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

EW spend far too much time talking about hernias, Ethan gets bamboobzled, and Wesley regrets what he enjoys.   Review: What’s Up Doc? Quiz (32:33): The Producers Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Wes is inventing new genres of fiction, Ethan thanks you for your patience, and WE pack a room full of Blanches. Ethan is not going to rain on Wesley’s parade.   Review: A Streetcar Named Desire Quiz (43:19): What’s Up, Doc? Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE ignore Luther, compare everything to Kangaroo Jack, and as always we Rock the House. Go take some advice from your drunk aunts.   Review: The Sting Quiz (39:41): A Streetcar Named Desire Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE review Stanley Kubrik’s Norbit, Wes gets a new catchphrase, and Ethan unveils his casino.   Review: Dr. Strangelove Quiz (35:40): The Sting Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan thinks that this movie came out before WWII, Wes drafts the US Rashomon, and we kill ourselves from yesterday.   Review: Rashomon Quiz (36:23): Rashomon Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Bugs, Mimikyu, crazy samurai, a half-assed attempt to unpack the already much discussed themes of Citizen Kane. This episode really has everything.   Review: Citizen Kane Quiz (27:57): Rashomon Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Wes insults his neighbors, Ethan crawls out from beneath his bridge., and WE give fashion advice for dogs.   WE also try to introduce Denizen Karl, but absolutely fail.   Review: The Apartment Quiz (38:14): Citizen Kane Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE may or may not be talking about Rear Window.   Review: The Best Years of Our Lives Quiz (42:22): The Apartment Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE design the perfect DVD, Wesley Chia Pet-ifies his father, and Ethan will commit war crimes to avoid strangers’ excretions on his hands.   Review: Stalag 17 Quiz (40:32): The Best Years of Our Lives Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Vote if you think Ethan is the imperfect Dr. Jekyll to Wesley’s perfect Mr. Hyde. Quiz: Stalag 17 Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Wesley’s neck is safe, Joe Biden solves racism, and Ethan begs Daniels to change their names. Season Wrap (39:58) Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan establishes his party loyalty, Wes goes on a cheap date, and WE have now finished our first true comedy. Stick around til the end to hear a bonus movie review.   Review: Dolemite is My Name Quiz (32:45): If Beale Street Could Talk Bonus (51:45): Wesley trashes The Secrets of Dumbledore   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @b...

This episode starts with a HEATED debate. True Wesley appears to proclaim his love of cinema, and Ethan chews the cud.   Review: Do The Right Thing Quiz (35:53): Dolemite is My Name   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

WE’ve gotten down with the sickness, Ethan tries to invite Wendy Kauk on the show, and Wes gets his youth taken away.   I may have been a little reductive and incorrect in my description of the real life events of How Stella Got Her Groove Back, so here’s a news story with more detail: https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Epilogue-for-Stella-author-a-messy-divorce-2625485.php   Revie...

This episode is brought to you by Perkins: Where the Racism Isn’t Corporate, The Patrons Are. WE also rob the Titanic.   Videos Referenced in Episode: Inkling sees a burning cross:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfjcsMvN8M Password Journal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJufLeqfvCQ   Review: blacKkKlansman Quiz (41:05): How Stella Got Her Groove Back   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WE...

Wesley asserts his powerful self esteem, Ethan will d*e, and WE demand prizes, but what should they be?   Review: One Night In Miami Quiz (34:30): BlacKkKlansman   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee

Wes runs his library racket, Ethan gets it true, and WE have a GRAND old time.   Review: Fences Quiz (40:41): One Night In Miami   Twitter: @WEAintSeenNothinYet Facebook:@WEAintSeenIt Ethan: @PowerfulGoose, letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @babyweswee, letterboxd: babyweswee