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This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Pa...

This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us...

The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon...

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watch...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.c...

For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shi...

We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming t...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowl...

"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatc...

Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out...

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwh...

The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...

Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com!...

Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens...

The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" mer...

We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowld...

We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch avai...

Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://p...

This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Inst...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras:...

It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis). To skip directly to the RHOD recap, head to about 00:16:...

A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last! Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes a...

Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "...